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thenamless


Your typical Brony that loves chaos and fear. That is trying to please you with his writing.

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Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point. I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.
This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.
They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?
I don't know how long I can keep this up.

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You know, this is one of the only stories I've read that I can't finish. Not because it has bad grammar, as is usually the case, but because I don't know what the heck is going on. I'll keep an eye on it, but no like just yet. :trixieshiftright:

ur human n u lol xd xxp

Prepare for a review.

Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point.

Worst. Description. Ever.

Hm, this, looks good. Even though it is mostly disliked. But then again, people have their choices.

I like it. Hilarious how Celestia uses him as a plushie and or pillow.

I...I...What is this?!

Hi.
My name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.

I got my name from my parents. What's your excuse?

How is it in Equestria? Good. So far I have been living in the Everfree forest. It's a scary place.

It's good that you're living in a scary place? You're the type to think of a Detroit slum like it's Las Vegas, aren't you?

I also haven't made contact with any ponies. I do not know why.

Maybe it's because you live in a place where they aren't. I'm just guessing.

Where I would stare at the sky for ages until my tummy would call for me.

"Soul! Soooouuul! I'm over here! I have no idea why you removed me and stapled me to a tree, especially since you kinda need me to digest stuff for you, but can you take me back? It's co-o-o-o-old out here!"

Speak of the devil, I notice I was here.

Here I come, me! I better watch out.

Looking towards the middle of the field. Sat a single tree. It was calling me to it. As if I was the only one who visits it. I mean animals visits the tree. Not to sit by it of course.

Because sitting by trees is abnormal, like hearing voices. First your stomach, now a tree. You need some serious help, kid.

Of course manly me would just jump up.

Because girly me would just jump down, and homie don't play that shit.

No I instead jumped up while almost having my heart torn out.

I imagine that's an expensive procedure, not to mention hard to do since you're jumping at the same time.

Her eyes weren't open. Good, this will make it easier.

O.O

Her pupil have gone small.

Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer co-star in Honey, I Shrunk the Princess! Coming this winter.

I tired to get out of her magic.

I tired to read this story. I go sleep now.

"Celestia I spoke."

:trollestia: "Really? What did you say?"

This better be the only day.

Because fuck those other days.

This story sucks ponybutt!!!!!!!

It is difficult to understand this story. The concept of it I like, but DAYUM you need some more filler and not just blatantly put out whatever comes to your mind and post it. Take your thoughts then expand from the words. Good start though!:eeyup:

Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point. I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.
This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.
They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?
I don't know how long I can keep this up.

I'm only half a toe in and you completely ruined this whole thing. Now, I don't want to review this piece of shittttttttttttttt!
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I may review it later, keep your eyes peeled!

Why should I read your story when you can't even be bothered to type the title correctly?

I'll just leave this here. :raritywink:

Guys, I know who Celesita is!
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>Mexican Celestia


Any what, lets get to the review!

Short Description:

Not much to say... Saved Celestia...Wake up in Canterlot...Oh right...I have to be her pet...a human pet

Holy f:flutterrage:ck this makes so many questions visible its not even funny.
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This is, uhm, an interesting way to draw a reader in. I'll admit, it worked for a while. (Not counting why Celestia would imprison you) Then I saw THIS.

I have to be her pet...a human pet

Where is the sex tag? Where is the bondage warning? I'm already terrified.

Long Description:

Hi my name is Soul.
Don't ask about my name.
Anyway, let's get to the point. I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.
This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.
They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?
I don't know how long I can keep this up.

Don't ask about my name.

Why are you named Soul? Why do I care about your name if you won't even explain why it's important? You even politely say "Hi," and then you quickly say "Don't ask."

Oh, and also.

I saved Celestia and she wanted to thank me in return. Without my permission of course.

Alright, if you noticed I haven't picked apart the grammatical errors. I don't wanna. But hang on, when people THANK you for something, they don't NEED your permission. They are GRATEFUL. You don't wanna...like, deny them saying something like: "Oh thank you, Mister! Please, take this box of chocolates as a thanks!" You don't push that back like some jack:flutterrage:ss.

This lead to scare her ponies... This led to a lie, that I didn't liked.

CELESTIA IS OFFERING THANKS TO SOMEBODY.

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They calmed down after hearing it. Because why would Celestia pet hurt them?

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You just gave away the whole story. THE WHOLE, STORY. You had this surprise, and sure you had it in the title, but COME ON. You can't reveal it in the story? You could have added some suspense or something to make me a little interested.

But then again...

Celesita pet

Celesita pet

Celesita pet

IDUWANNADODASTOWYNEXT.

IDUWANNA.

5314731

I read while I listened to your magnificent reading voice,

Awesome chapter you doing a amazing job i can't wait to see the next chapter :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

I like the story, but somehow i get the feeling that the story could turn out a way i don´t like. I think it is only because i once read a similar story, at least with Celestia and a Human and it turned out not very well.

I give the story a change, till now i like it.

Trollfic! Definitely trollfic! Retreat! RETREAT! :flutterrage:

This is a good story so far, and I can't wait to read more of it. :pinkiehappy:

I find this interesting please make more chapters ps som people dislike this but don't write for the haters write for those who enjoy your work

interesting, I like it. . . .you have my attention

One paragraph in... looks promising. (scrolls down to post comment) :pinkiegasp: Hot, dang! That's a LOT of negative comments! Still gonna read but... wow I felt a little kick in the gut of the kindness toward you humans. (shakes head :trixieshiftleft:) Some of you should be ashamed. I don't think it's necessary to say (in beg read letters) that a WORK IN PROGRESS story is utter garbage. Good reviews (even by people that despise to the care what they are reviewing... to the point of saying "it was so cat killing-ly bad...") don't just say: "THIS IS UTTER TRASH", they may say "THIS IS UTTER TRASH" but it will also have "but at least the story was interesting and with better actors and a better director, it could have been much more engaging." My point is that: you should at least say something good about what it is your saying is a peace of sh*& when your calling it a piece of Sh*&. Now, if you exuse me, I'm going to read this and put in my 2 cents.

Finished, and I will admit, there were a lot of grammar mistakes. But it wasn't "a piece of sh&^" as you humans have put it. The story was good, great even, and I can't wait to see where this is going! Keep it up :raritywink:!

Not sure if trollfic...

He should just start talking and shock those ponies and give Twilight seizures.

5441789
Maybe soon or maybe not.

How did Celestia "save him" and why does he accept it as a good enough reason to become property?

Also, fuck Celestia's "rules".

> Writer can't be bothered to spell Celestia's name right in the title
> Writer doesn't bother to fix it after it's been pointed out repeatedly
> Description makes no sense
> Better things to do with my time than read this...

5441909 Well, she lied to him, I think. And He accept it because it's that or a forest fill with monster with no shelter, no food ...

And yes, Celestia's "rules" sucks !

"No!" I turn and see Fluttershy was giving me a death look. She flies up to my eyes level. "Your...going to love me." I take a step back. "Your." I took one more. "Going." I turn. "LOVE ME!"

okay i admit it is funny, but i think she should not be so fast that angry.


I had to take a look again, for a moment i thought you would maybe do a romance story, but then again i don´t even know if he should be her pet in the whole story or if he is allowed to speak sooner or later. I know it is to soon right now, but if it is that good and funny all the time, then i would like a romance sequel. I know we have to see where this story is going first, after that i ask again.

very good, I can't wait for the next chapter.

5442085
Damn it, why did you point it out again? :duck: It was so charming the way it was!

5458930 Title's still grammatically incorrect. So there's that.

I really don't want to harp on grammar, because a lot of people are (SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!) but...

"Yes. Now how rare are you? Are there more of you?" I shake my head. "No? Are...not even a few?" I shake my head again. "Are." She looks terrible now. "You alone?"

You should really fix this part. But again, SHUT THE F%^& UP ABOUT IT!!!!

What is it with these ponies and me? It's like I'm their pet and teddy bear...teddy bear.
Oh no.
I'm their Plushie.

...

I'm their Plushie.

.... wait ....

I'm their Plushie.

... ok... so... I'm just gonna get this straight:

What is it with these ponies and me? It's like I'm their pet and teddy bear...teddy bear.
Oh no.
I'm their Plushie.

He says:

I'm their Plushie.

...
BFFF :rainbowlaugh: HA HA HA!!! Oh, oooooh I love that! :rainbowlaugh: He's... :rainbowlaugh: he's their plushy! Humans have pony plushies, and he's a ponies plushy!!! Oh that's awsome! Good job!

5516812
Thanks for the heads up and glad you found it enjoyable!

5315442
The voice was, no offense to Scootareader, oddly fitting considering the story.

5314731
You, sir, are a brave soul for trudging through this. I would've cracked long before this was done.

next plz great story

i look forward to more ^_^

Is this fic dead? Please don't be so...:fluttercry:

This is a really good fic, and I enjoy it, but it had a lot of errors. I don't want one of my favorite fics to receive so much hate because of errors.

(If you think this isn't going to happen, this is a good Sonic the Hedgehog game that had a lot of errors.)
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More please!

REALLY REALLY
I appreciate your stories BUT COME ON you can't leave stories like THIS to gather dust. THAT'S JUST CRUEL :twilightangry2:

new chapter please

new chapter please. the last part on chapter 2 made me luagh

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