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You have no shame, do you?
Jolly good stuff.
Olive Garden? Haven't seen one of those in years.
Oh god why. Why did you actually write this?
(Yes I know I said I wanted to see the Tuna ship, time to read!)
Preliminary facehoof:
EDIT after reading:
Lovely. I must find or make or convince people to write more of this ship.
(Tiny thing that bugs me about Luna though - I remember reading that if you're writing in an archaic style, "thy" goes before words starting in consonants and "thine" before vowels. Also for future reference, if you ever use my/mine speaking-as-Luna, the same applies)
EDIT 2: Clarification of thy/thine because I'm a strange kind of nerd apparently
Example of the consonant/vowel - "I have thine oath" vs "I have thy promise"
It's nothing against you personally, it's just been bugging me in a lot of Luna stories and I finally "snapped", I guess. Sorry.
EDIT 3:
But *squee* you wrote the Tuna ship!
Snusnu
But Twirek was the newest OTP! You can't keep doing this!
Tirek harem, now!... what have I begun?
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fear not; it ends here for me. Titia crosses a line that shouldn't be crossed.
5185329 Personally, I'd call it Celestirek.
Dat Olive Garden doe.
DAMNIT STOP IT
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I know the feel.
In a nutshell . . . I'll write a crackfic about anything.
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Thanks!
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There's one in East Lansing where my parents and I used to meet for dinner and to talk back when I lived in Lansing. No idea if it's still there, but I assume it is.
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One of my pre-readers, who shall not be named, encouraged it.
Strangely, it's not the weirdest one I've done. We need more Scootaloo + Celestia in Twilight's gall bladder.
You are correct. I screwed that up. I have made the corrections.
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You have my condolences. The trouble with relationships ending is that they often affect others, and Tirek should have thought of that. Not only did he break Twilight's heart, but the hearts of shippers worldwide who wanted it to work out between them.
On the other hand, Twilight got back together with Flash for some rebound . . . let's say friendzoning.
Luna broke him. He couldn't possibly handle a second mare.
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You've already unleashed two horrors upon this earth, you're going to stop there?
I'm not sure whether to be relieved, or terrified.
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Another reasonable option.
One of my pre-readers suggested "Lunatwik" for this, but I had my heart set on "Tuna." It just rolls off the tongue.
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I know, right? Endless salad and breadsticks, and (for a limited time), unlimited pasta. All wrapped up in an 'authentic' Italian atmosphere.
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I have no plans to ship Tirek with anypony else, I promise.
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Three, if you count Scootaloo and Celestia: Adventures in Twilight's Gall Bladder.
I'm done with Tirek for now. He's spent. In the future, though, I might very well come up with a different crazy ship.
It's alright, Twilight. What you need is a stallion that compliments your coloring well and won't blow up your library.
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You have no idea how much you're tempting me to flood you with suggestions. Most of them involving obscure words.
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Do thank that prereader of yours for me, then. And yes, I read and quite enjoyed the Scoots/Tia in Twi's gall bladder. Very silly indeed.
*snerk*
I don't believe I've mentioned this yet, but you are rapidly becoming one of my favorite fanfic people.
I don't know, man...
I think this ship smells fishy...
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I don't necessarily mean as a sequel, I mean as a general fic.
A Tirek harem has yet to exist (that I know of), but you could change that! Mane Six chasing after the guy?
I don't even care if harems are overdone, I just want to see Tirek at the helm of it.
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Do it--it's nearing the end of October, and I'm rapidly running out of ideas.
Aww, thanks!
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Doesn't it?
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I'm not sure I could pull that one off. Maybe Blueshift?
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I've got a few suggestions/prompts. I'll PM you because otherwise some of them might be a little spoilery.
Disclaimer: this story does not contain tuna fish.
If so I think that ship should be called Celrek.
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I was thinking "Titia," just to get hopes up. But I probably won't write it, unless I run out ideas by the end of the month.
Tirek got wrecked. And I love how Flash is Twilight's backup stallion.
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In the best way possible.
Honestly, that was to piss off the haters. I figured anyone I hadn't offended with the basic premise of the story would lose their s
t at the thought of Twilight and Flash.
I really am a horrible person sometimes.
5410882 I like your thinking. Its a literal 'buck you' to people in a hilarious way. GOLD STAR FOR YOU!
Hey, in case you are interested, I wrote a review for this which can be found here.
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Thanks!
Happened to see the title of this in Soge's review. I'm not going to read it, but I just wanted to say that I happened to get to Soge's blog via Big Princess Week. I laughed more at your title than that entire story.
I'm not entirely sure you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself.
You probably should.
You probably aren't.
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But then you'll miss the date at Olive Garden (where romances bloom).
This isn't the worst thing I've done. Not by a long shot.
There were many things that stood out for me in this story; but this one took the cake.
This could easily be the most bada@$ power ever imagined in the entire MLP
universemultiverse.I mean think about it. This are stars we are talking about.
STARS!
Flipping stars!
If we assume they work the same way than in our universe then they are massive balls of plasma that can range between 3000 and 25000 degrees Kelvin. You can't even comprehend how hot that is, if we compare it to nuclear weapons star heat levels are in a completely different league.
Then there is their magnitude. Their sizes are also hard to really grasp, here is a video that helps with that regard.
But this one gets you started with the earth and moon which are already massive in their own right to the point that the only means that most people have to truly grasp their size is to take a long plane ride, look down the window the entire time and then looking up the distance you traveled at the world map you get an estimation of just how big is the planet in relation to ourselves.
ds9.ssl.berkeley.edu/LWS_GEMS/3/images_3/layat350.jpg
(commercial planes rise as high as the stratosphere)
But the most important part about this amazing celestial bodies that are the stars in the sky is that for the most part they are dozens to billions of light years apart from one another. You can travel around the world about 7 times in one second at lightspeed, so good luck picturing a light year let alone billions of them.
By this point if you are still reading this you might already feel like:
" I get it, stars are amazing, get to the point already!"
The point is that if all this is presumed to be the way things are in the story then Luna has the power to move, regardless of temperature gravitational pull or magnetism, several massive perhaps infinite portions of mass, simultaneously, across space at speeds far far FAR above the speed of light, with only mild effort, and while drunk!
There is such a thing as being too powerful you know!
That power is big enough to redefine the meaning of OP, which is saying something.
~Leonzilla
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Thank you!
It's actually something I had to consider in CSI/OPP--if Luna could move distant stars, than she's way more powerful than Celestia who can only move one measly nearby sun. Especially since it's comics canon that Luna struggles to raise the sun.
I settled on having her move nearby asteroids, rather than distant stars. The effect for the observer would be the same.
I actually liked this one better than Twirek. :B I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure how I missed the reading for Twirek and heard this one instead.
OK but why though?
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Why not? The princess of the night needs some love, after all.
So, given a choice between a night with Luna, or a night in Tartarus, which would Tirek choose?
Tirek: "Give me a few hours to rest up before I have to answer that, could you?"
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If he has any sense at all, he'd pick Tartarus. Especially now that he knows what a night with Luna entails.
Oh my.
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One of my favorite lines from a show we did was “If your kids got that joke, it’s not our fault.”
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Oh my!