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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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It was supposed to be a great success. Two best guitarists in Canterlot High and a vocalist who only needed to remind herself how to sing forming a supergroup. What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by a conspiracy theory by Yukito.
Rated Teen for ponderings about sirens' biology.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 30 )

5074977
Bassist's life in a nutshell...

This was a funny little fic, quite awesome. :rainbowlaugh:

So many things wrong with that band.

Not that any other combination would be any better.

Oh, and the horrid, horrid jokes and puns that may or may not have been intentional.

5075212
Well, most of my horrible puns are intentional... (I wanted to turn this comment into an equally terrible one, but it didn't turn out well...)

This was a stroke of genius :rainbowlaugh: I enjoyed the musical references inside

“Hey, I only said that I didn’t want the D, and you started to laugh!” Sonata shouted.

Oh, Sonata :rainbowlaugh: She is too good.

At first I was thinking it was something like TRDS - TARDIS, since they're blue like the TARDIS....

5088284
Hmm, interesting... It seems, however, that their creativity went in another direction... (also, I can understand Sonata, but Dash and Trixie failed sex-ed forever...)

Honestly, this was a fun little story. It's definitely a rather out there grouping, but I enjoyed how they played off each other. (Let me guess. You chose this group based on colors....which is actually rather interesting way of doing things.)

Liked it and faved.

5093233
Yeah, it's because of the colours. We wondered why Sonata got so popular and we figured out that people tend to like blue characters because of Trixie and Dash. Then we put their initials together, and it was like "Hasbro promotes STDs!"

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I like the concept and I like how you wrote Sonata, but I really could have done without all the sexual humor. (Honestly, you could have just built up to the band name being the main joke; that would've been funny all by itself.)

I feel that song coming on...

Lol nice job. Love the whole Lyra and Vynil thing lol.

5114544
Hmm, there are Lyra and Vinyl in this fic?

5114557 the whole Vynil does pot and Lyra told where baby horses come from. Also apperently Trixie likes both Vynil's and Pinkies drugs lol.

5114624
I forgot about that one... :twilightsheepish:

That was... weird. Quite amusing, though. Not bad.

“What went wrong?” Rainbow Dash asked nopony in particular.

I'd hope she isn't asking any pony if they're all supposed to be human...

“They were throwing condoms at us!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed, banging her hand agains the table.

That means they wanted to fuck you, silly!

I used to play gigs after which the whole drum kit was covered in bras and panties my fans were throwing at us...

What, does she normally play lesbian bars? :rainbowhuh:

“Calm down, Dash,” Trixie muttered. “Trixie thinks it could be the title of that song... ‘Blue Oyster’ sounds kinda peculiar...

Well no wonder the fans were throwing condoms! They were singing about Rainbow's pussy! (And Trixie's. And possibly Sonata's...)

“No, it’s not,” he replied. “It’s because of our name...” He chuckled. “After all, people get blue when they hear that they caught an–”

:facehoof: I already made this joke weeks ago in another fic entirely. :derpytongue2:

Anyway...I laffed. It wasn't great, but it was good for a chuckle.

5167377
Whoops... :twilightsheepish: Seems that I got too used to writing ponies.

What, does she normally play lesbian bars? :rainbowhuh:

At first she was reluctant to play there, but so many people assumed that she was some kind of an LGBT icon because of her hair that she eventually was like "screw it, money is money" :rainbowdetermined2:

Oh, you are a beautiful person.

Yeah, because you can’t read tabs and play at the same time,

Burn RD!:rainbowlaugh:

Borrowing a bassist from a progressive metal band? He could play in 6.5/8...

Did they get Geddy Lee?

Trixie would like to remind you that you can barely play in 3/4 without slipping into 4/4...

Get burned again!:rainbowlaugh:

This was a good laugh, too bad I didn't find this earlier.

Rush and Pony on!
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5442621

Did they get Geddy Lee?

If I recall correctly, I was thinking of Justin Chancellor while writing (it is said that Tool's Schism is in 6.5/8).

“Okay...” Dash muttered. “Lyrics weren’t good, but they were good enough for an average dude who comes to a gig to look at Sonata’s tits and maybe listen to my epic riffs.”
“Trixie’s epic riffs.” Trixie exhaled loudly, giving Rainbow Dash a nasty look.
“The epic riffs of both of you,” Sonata said, looking at her breasts and squishing one of them.

Yes, I agree, we should keep talking about Sonata's ta-tas.

Of course, my sides hurt. You never sieze to amuse me.

Also, peanut butter crackers have some great uses. :raritywink:

5941449
Yeah. Like, giving them to Sonata so she doesn't talk.

After this, Sonata left STD, and started her own with Pinkie and Maud. The name wasn't much better.

6097982
:rainbowlaugh: Especially since Sonata insisted her name to be last this time...

I liked this a lot, thanks for writing.

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