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An eagle talon reached out, steadying the two with a pinch. “Easy, sparky, you'll burst a Pride flag,” the abomination hummed. “Say, aren't you supposed to be flying east?”

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“Zoop!”

You said it, brother.

I had a mighty need for something to ruin the bleh that today was spiraling down. Taco-fish and nyoom were definitely the best way to fill that need. Thank you muchly.

First I thought it was a Jonestown reference but then I remembered that was further south, so not sure what the Yucatán bit was about.

I do love historical noodle incidents with the sirens. Sonata x Bucephalus is a perfect example.

“When a concern sucks, shouldn't people just ask for ticket refunds?”

Bit hard to that when their wills have been suppressed, Blue Groper.

“Like how does an immortal siren woman unfamiliar with modern computers know what Tetris is?”

... Huh. I suppose she could've always watched.

“What?” A sideways tug of a red necktie. “It's either this or more Femme Sentry. It's 2021, marsupials. Pick your poison.”

I'm perfectly happy with this manner of nonsense. Delightful madness from start to finish; as noted earlier, i love this take on Sonata. Thank you for it.

Bonkersville? Oh no no no. The name of that place is Chaosville. You get there by entering the portal at an angle that is 17.01 Degrees plus or minus 180, 90, or 0.

...Salsa

:rainbowlaugh: Well, that was hilariously confusing.

“Say, aren't you supposed to be flying east?”

She sure is! Or at least, some version of her is. :rainbowderp:

It's either this or more Femme Sentry.

This. Definitely this. :derpytongue2:

You write a fun Sonata! The way you use the 1000 years of memories, the insanity, the randomness, the bitterness, the very questionable sexual exploit and an alien mind is perfect.

In fact, it could be interesting to see Sonata end up in other situations like those with each of the other Mane 7 and even other characters like Flash and Wallflower thrown in the mix.

Sanity is for the weak. A weakness that Lovecraft exalted while still using this as his thesis.

You write the best Dazzlings.

Short skirts and winged pineapples?

Nice, funny little story, unfortunately that "bubbles and piss" line made me dwell on "piss bubbles" for far to long and eeeeuuggghhhhh.

“It's either this or more Femme Sentry. It's 2021, marsupials. Pick your poison.”

... I’m conflicted...

So, my important question is. Bradley, Scarecrow, or Sheridan?

I have no words for this. Only laughter.

“Hmmf. Typical. Play dumb any longer and the Wiki will have to draft its own conclusion.”

Don't tempt us.

I love how we can never be certain just how much of Sonata's character here is her being a ditz, and how much of it is her messing with someone who can't tell the difference.

Sonata x femme Sentry fic anyone?

“Almost upped the rating, there~”

Yeah, can't have that, can we?

“I think you tackling into me sent the portal all caddywomprat.”

Yup, that pretty much describes the story.

... I'm getting whiplash from all the references and fourth-wall breaking. Love it :)

Why couldn't they spin relative to each other to end up face to face?

10847523 Because then they might kiss.

Hilarious

“All in a good oneshot's work.” The creature dusted off his mutant, asymetrical hands. Before returning to his lone flat resting on a chunk of floating soil, he paused... then turned to face you. “What?” A sideways tug of a red necktie. “It's either this or more Femme Sentry. It's 2021, marsupials. Pick your poison.”

This, every day of the week. Even the ones that don't end in 'y'.

Friggin' Rob Liefeld crap!

That's too much credit to Rob. He never was that creative or organically chaotic.


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Those are mostly fifth wall breaches

Gotta be careful now. Almost out of "Wat?!s", one more such fic and I'm dead.

I wanna see Sonata and Rd on more Zany adventures!

My favorite things about this is A: Dash doesn't realize Sonata is old until she mentions an old video game console, gold rush, steamship company forming, doesn't registar, game her parents probably played, that makes it sink in.
B which is even better: Dash doesn't know enough history to know that Alexander was well before around 1,000 CE(I mean thats well over a thousand years since his death, of course I'm assuming there Alexander the great is at the same time as ours and equestria girls takes place in the 21st century), thus Sonata never met him, but just roles with it and makes shit up to mess with Dash.

I like all the funny tidbits.

“Like how does an immortal siren woman unfamiliar with modern computers know what Tetris is?”

Methinks someone enjoys playing dumb a bit too much...

Well this was silly.

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