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Wanderer D

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Fluttershy lives a normal pony life: Simple needs, good friends, an established reality around her... and so, she starts her day as usual. Until Discord visits. But she has stuff to do.

Warning: Read at your own risk. When I say Random, I mean Random.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 145 )

Fluttershy was about to ask when she noticed that the iguanas were indeed attaching spaceships to the toffee curtain.

Oh dear god what have you created.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Apple Freakin' Bloom
Scoota Danger Loo
Sweetie Sugar Belle

New headcanon gained.

Goddamn you.

~Skeeter The Lurker

...I'm half expecting to see a few Celestia X Tom (Tomestia?) pop up after this...

~Skeeter The Lurker

I'm slightly upset by the knowledge that this will quite possibly be more popular than either of my stories.

Literary triumph of the week.

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~Skeeter The Lurker


I think my favorites are still Apple Boom, Shoot-aloo and Sweetie Hell from that story about ponies playing D&D... It's funnier in context. :derpytongue2:

"Ha!" Scootaloo laughed. "Danger is my middle name!"

Wait. Does Scoots even have a last name? How does that work?

...Scoota Danger Loo...

Oh. Of course. Why did I expect anything else?

I'm a horrible person for wishing that one chapter was Twilight snorting cocaine but I'll settle for imaginary images of her marrying a tentacle instead. :twilightsmile: Regardless I'm happy I stayed up and read this mind fuck of a story.


Chaos juice doesn't cause chaos, it's just a hallucinogen. Fluttershy just spent the day wigging out on all her friends, and is now hoofcuffed to a bed in the hospital.

That was more entertaining than it had any right to be. Don't ever change, you.

I feel like I just paged through a choose your own adventure story, only without the choice. Or the adventure.


The very fact that one picture captured a chapter so perfectly that the chapter didn't even need to be written... it's brilliant.

Wow. Fuckin' ripoff. See if I ever feed you a random word in Skype at 2 in the morning again.

(Didn't even work in the dynamite, dammit.)

3790083 That marriage he caught them in must've been a shotgun wedding if it's surprising her that much.

Unless Twilight eloped with the tentacle? 'Cause I don't think ponies normally elope. That's more of an Elk custom.

Twilight Sparkle Marries a Tentacle and Fluttershy Catches them in the Act ยท 8th Jan 2014

>clouds of brown dust swirling about
oh god

I love/hate this story so much.

Wanderer D does random, and FIMfiction catches him in the act. :pinkiegasp:

I was starting to think that Fluttershy was slowly transforming into a draconequus herself, but didn't think you were going for this!

Humm, rather random, kinda amusing.

what the s**t did you smoke to think this up? and can i have some?

That...was deliciously odd. I feel like I just had some apple pie that was chanting pi the whole time I was eating it.

...and for some perverse reason, I had Twitch's "Flutterborn" playing the entire time I read it. Made the whole thing even more odd. :pinkiecrazy:

Well that was certainly, uhm, a thing. Yeah. Definitely a thing.


This feels like a certain fic of mine that everyone seems to like even though it's essentially mad libs with Dunsparces

I think we can safely say that this is the greatest singular chapter written in any story ever.

This reminds me a lot of the story "Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like"
It's random, but I've seen randomer. I did rather like the twist at the end :raritywink:

That is the best line I have ever read. Thank you for commenting this, Skeeter.. Because that's one of the main reasons I read this. :heart: And so far I'm happy I did so.

Hmm. Experimental story created using mad-libs prompts.

I can't say that it was enlightening, but I can say with certainty that it was an amusing diversion. I'll classify this fic as "good".

There is an "ei" in the upper corner. Translate that to Finnish, and you get "no" :facehoof:

:rainbowderp: Well. That was certainly a thing that happened.


Where can I get some Chaos Juice?

My reaction in a nutshell :rainbowderp:

D. :applejackconfused:
Goddamnit, D. :facehoof:

This is why you're my favorite author. :rainbowlaugh:

3790081 I'm just wondering how Flutters knew what spaceships were.

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