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Scootaloo has discovered something unsettling about the world she finds herself in. Can she figure out what's going on?

Warning: Random.

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that was... surprisingly funny.

This better not be total gabage.

Yes... I needed this.

Wanderer D
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4589143 That's up to you to decide.

4589162 It wasn't total gabage.

You are a goddamn genius.

And now I want to know how Applebloom got the vampire killer. Can we have a Sequel?

Scootaloo has unleashed the killer arrows upon Equestria. All are doomed.

She brought an arrow back. Pinkie might find this news a little personal.:pinkiecrazy:

This story made me fart out of my eyebrow.

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4589230 Hopefully you weren't lighting a cigarette when that happened.

I'm going to guess that the fourth wall is not entirely intact in this story

EDIT: Well, I wasn't too far off, I guess

This was suprisingly coherent for somthing so silly. Just the thing to start my morning with.

Ah, good. I needed my daily dose of random.

Surely amongst the trees there wouldn’t be enough places to hide.

I don't think that quite came out the way you wanted it to.

I wan't show and tell like that when I was a kid :pinkiesad2:

Random, but the good kind of random.

It turned it’s massive,

its

I imagine the arrows to be like the remote from the movie Click:derpytongue2:
~Dash The Stampede

I don't even know, but I'm amused anyway. :derpytongue2:

Huh. I guess Trixie had a similar dream. That, or the creator of the Alicorn Amulet did. Archmage Macromedia the Pixelated?

In any case, a delightful bit of metafiction. Thank you for sharing this warm-up, D. :twilightsmile:

... congratulations, I think I pulled something from laughing so hard.

So this is how you make a random fic that doesn't suck.

Wow... That was funny. Just one minor problem here.

Surely amongst the trees there wouldn’t be enough places to hide.

I think you meant "would" in that particular instance. Anywho, if you'll excuse me, I need to track down my sides.

To quote Cheerilee: This has been ... strange.
:eeyup:
I kinda think the story would have been even stranger (in the most positive way) without mentioning Discord at the end. I feel even the possibility of "Discord did it!" takes some of the raw power of random away. This doesn't need an explanation.

:twilightoops:: *hears a knock at castle door* I wonder who that could be—

???: *kicks door down* 'Tis I!

I found it entertaining. I chuckled when I read Luna swatting away the item in focus. Yeah, that's all I have to say; it was an enjoyable read.

I don't understand the 'urge to sneeze' thing... I see it everywhere, and I just... don't get it.

It was an interesting read, in a meta sort of way. It was a sort of flow of consciousness story, and reading it gives us a bit of insight into your own creative mind and perhaps how you work out certain ideas in your head. Neat.

4590483 It's a thing. Allegedly, if you suddenly feel the urge to sneeze, someone is talking about you. Or, if you're Inuyasha, someone is talking sh** about you.

Thoroughly enjoyed this! We all need a little nonsensical silliness from time to time!

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

Did you have a bit too much to drink last night? :pinkiesmile:

I want a sequel with the Castlevania crossover... please?

It’s the window through which we can be seen by others in other worlds,” Luna explained, looking around. “They see glimpses of us, and little snippets of our adventures, think them their own imaginings, and here, they bend reality by trying to replicate us… with the aid of those little things.” She pointed at the still-struggling arrow.

aaaaaaaand over half my mind's weird ideas explained in on line............

And no Pinkie anywhere in sight?

:pinkiegasp:

I have absolutely no idea what happened here (or I understand it so perfectly that the rest of my body cannot process it) but I loved it nevertheless :pinkiehappy:

Was that... Mega-Ultra Chicken?! But it is just legend!

I see I'm not the only one who both double enters and indents when making a new paragraph. That makes me happy. :yay:

This reminds me of how my dreams play out.

Sometimes I don’t feel like writing much in any of my settings, so I go and throw in little, nonsensical things out to get my writing fluids warmed up.

to get my writing fluids warmed up

Piss. :ajsmug:

Disguised as the blackboard, Discord had to fight the urge to sneeze.

Yes, Celestia. Releasing Discord back on Ponyville was the most responsible idea ever.

I like this! I've seen very good meta stories before, but this's the first one which had somepony literally see the scene being drawn around her. Great idea; good execution!

And... I appreciate how Luna's lines imply that Equestria exists beyond Macromedia Flash, but leave the other possibility open.

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6726232 Thank you, glad you liked it!

6726232 FanOfMostEverything has the concept of Transcendence, explaining how Pinkie does her tricks. She has seen the true nature of her realuty, and it's name is Macromedia Flash.

Realitycheck has Faust existing as a myth, she dreamed of Equestria.

Next thing you know, this story is animated ( or made into a pic story) XD

Best. Random. Story. Ever.

I regret nothing

Well sums up this story quite nicely :scootangel:

wait, did Diamond Tiara just get deleted... from the canonical universe?

...you know what, she wasn't that great anyway. I'm okay with this.

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