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Those little nagging ideas that get in your way when writing other stuff? But you can't help yourself and write a mini story? This is exactly that. Let's call 'em vignettes and feel fancy about it. Moments in the life of ponies in stories that probably will never happen. At least not in a story written by me.

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hehehe
looks interesting

Ah, Wanderer G, my homenizzle.

Dis be somethang I gotta read

This is a good idea, i might shamelessly steal it.

Now we watch as this monster blasts through all the new stories like a semen fountain at the local abstinence parade.

Wanderer D
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2270945 Let's hope not. It has no business being in the featured box!

He posted them.

This is a good day.

I love this little chappi. We never really saw any reward for saving the world except for those stained glass windows, right?

2270958 You, me, and all those catholics getting gushed on by 2.7 metric tons of premium grade candy coated horse semen know that won't be the case.

2270958
You know that you being a mod, having more than 2k followers, and having good writing skills as you have, not being feature is going to be harder than actually being featured right Wanderer? :rainbowlaugh:

Going to read it right away. :raritywink:

2270958 The only way this could not be featured is if it were a Gen3.5/Jersey Shore crossover and starred Satanic Pedophile Abortion Doctor Hitler.

Actually, I'd read the hell out of that, someone write that, can someone write that?

Everyone needs somewhere to dump their weird ideas and nonsensicalities. I'm glad you've made one for yourself, and I look forward to any other story bits you toss in here.

Twilight took a deep breath, knowing that the Question would put in jeopardy everything she had ever known... all her hopes and fears... one question. One, all-important question. “Doctor... WHO?”

“What? No!”


SO... MUCH... WIN. :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Magical Trevor deleted Mar 20th, 2013

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I too would read that story, that sounds interesting as hell

I know it's rhetorical, but I have an answer to share anyway. First off Applejack likes her simple (and arguably boring) life. The catch is ever since Twilight showed up that isn't what she's had. This is the main source of conflict, and route for development. Put another way AJ is trying to be boring, but because of her greater destiny, failing to an increasing degree.

This is why I never write Applejack. Sure, she's an essental part that makes up the dynamic of the mane 6, but after we had her "She's too stubbon to ask for help episode" theres just nothing left. She's filled out. Her character is Developed.

Even when the show gave her a conflict to solve (flim and flam) she didn't develop. Sure, they lampshaded it, but the point of the matter is that she didn't learn anything.

She needs too face a situation in which she is wrong. Compleatly and utterly wrong. Then we can begin the slow process of rebuilding her character.

Pfft... XD Wow... That was GREAT! (And it's true. I'm more interested in Pinkie Pie than Applejack if that happened.)

I treasure Applejack for her less-than-interesting nature. She grounds a story, keeping it from going so completely cockamamie that it flies apart.

Of course, I have exposed her to mind-warping mutagens in the primary story I'm working on...

Eh, the point stands. Of course, you could always make the humble, down-to-earth farmer schtick a facade for, say, a ruthless mob boss keeping a stranglehold on the local farms, or work the Manehattan refinement and make her surprisingly competent as part of a diplomatic corps. There are ways to make Applejack interesting. They're just different from the other protagonists. You have to take her out of her comfort zone, or turn that comfort zone into a ruse or a prison.

Well I dunno, I'm kinda curious as to how Applejack managed to impregnate Pinkie. I mean, is it always there, or does she have one of those magic strap-ons you see in clop sometimes? Maybe it's like that porno I saw once, where a lesbian couple go to a cemetery to bang, but then a bunch of ghosts pop up and... You get the idea. And she moonlights as a vampire wrestler? Well there you go, I wouldn't read a fic about that, but it sounds kinda funny.

:ajbemused:

AJ is the mature one, more or less. She's dependable, reliable, and smart/wise. She's so awesome, that she could have gotten TWO of the Elements of Harmony, but she was nice and let RD have loyalty cause they had to give her something. :ajsmug: Know what I mean?

With Applejack's strength, athleticism, and righteous moral core, she'd be the perfect warrior hero if you could convince her to step away from her family for a bit. And she has a deep, rich history that is yet to be explored. They've only just scratched the surface of Applejack. The problem isn't with her character, it's with the show. They just haven't taken the time yet to really bring out her character and may not want to yet given the possibly dark/sad nature of her past. Hopefully some of the comics "go there", cause that would definitely be interesting.

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2313088 I do too! I certainly don't dislike her!

2296528 Well... mature to an extent. I consider her more of a workaholic. And a bit of a Paladin. And I have issues with Paladins.

This is new. And funny.
Nice 60 to 0 ratio you got there. (3-24-13)

2313125 Yes, that's what I meant by "more or less." She's arguably the most mature one, I believe.

I thought I knew what you meant by the Paladin remark, but I've been thinking about it all day, and now I'm not sure I get it, heh. :twilightsheepish: Would you please elaborate?

Oh! Have her fight off the overly aggressive advances of someone else. Who may or may not be an evil re-incarnation of one of her friends!

Wait...That's more about the other one and I think I have seen it before...

Well, I don't know what just happened, but your taste in music is impeccable.

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I see. Well, that explains things. Thanks for having my back.

All around the links I went, much fun with Sweetie there was. :unsuresweetie:

You are awesome D. :twilightsmile:

That was cool. Is this going to be an official part of TSC, or just an April 1st thing? :rainbowhuh: (I knew that chapter was too long to be true. :twilightsmile:)

Edit: It was made more interesting by the fact that I started here. Also, I forgot to ask, but you're a fan of Babylon 5? Awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Wow you really got me there, when I saw the word count I thought it had to be real.

Oh, Sweetie Belle. At this rate, she may end up hopping into one of my stories.
Um, if that's okay with you, of course... :twilightblush:

Also, I really like how this has apparently become the official repository for your Octavia's fanfiction.

who shit dude, you're set up a little chase for us! ALLonSY!

I actually think Applejack's character works better as the straight mare witnessing all the comedy.
She often serves as the voice of reason in fanfics. She is the Element of Honesty, after all, so when everyone is running around trying to keep the Problem of the Day a secret from each other and having groan-worthy misunderstandings, Applejack stands back and says, "Ya know, we could have just talked this out in 5 minutes without destroying the entire town." :ajbemused: It never works, of course, but it's the thought that counts. :pinkiecrazy:
This was very funny nonetheless.
And I want to see a cello battle between Commander Shepard and Harbinger now! Why, Bioware?! WHY!? :raritydespair:

I was thinking about how awesome a story in which AJ's hat was possessed by ghosts, then I realised that would mean the hat would be more interesting than her.

2313088Who doesn't. Shes' my favorite pony. Go Applesause!
Err, sorry! Saroun Damned auto correct.:ajbemused:

You know I'd kill for a serious B5 crossover... The ships in particular were always so well thought out, especially the Earth Force ships

Want to see Applejack be interesting?

Bam!

I'm sure I've read at least two other instances in the past. But that's the one that stands out.

I do know the lament, however; Applejack is best background pony for a reason.

It sure is weird... but hey, lots of things are weird.

I thought the line was 'I want your love and all you love is revenge'? :rainbowhuh:

:derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:
DerpDerpDerpDerpDerpDerpDerpDING!
I have no idea:rainbowderp:

Because. :duck:

Also, glad to know I'm not the only one who sees The Goddess singing the song whenever I hear it! :rainbowlaugh:

That... was certainly a thing. What manner of thing, I'm not sure.

Yay for Seetie belle! (sorry. my double u key's not orking):fluttershysad:

2410962 I'd read that. Applejack's Haunted Hat ... :applejackconfused:

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