113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Queen Chrysalis/Tom

Tom awoke, unable to move, or communicate, as always. Really, his life sucked pretty hard; lives of sapient rocks often do. But suddenly, he saw a tall black alicorn mare with swiss cheese legs strut by.

"Ugh, everypony hates me now!" yelled Chrysalis. "How will I get any love?"

"I don't hate you," thought Tom. "In fact, I think you're beautiful."

Suddenly, Chrysalis felt love... coming from a rock? But desperate times called for desperate measures.

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"Kids," said Tom, "that's how I met your mother."

Comments

[punzil504]

In a boulder move, Tom rocked Chrysalis' world. "Oh, Tom, you're the schist!" the changeling queen declared, and vowed to never take him for granite.

[meme-asaurus]

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[blackjack5]

This is the greatest ship of all time!

[IkioStar]

Tom...is swag.

[Bawss]

Tom, you are a true gentlemantle.

Swiss cheese legs are a new fashion statement, I think.

[Deathprize88]

Now Chrysalis now have 2K changelings nymphs in her Hive with 2k more Rocks Adopted from Pinkies Rock Farm

[Nightshade Dawn]

3364246 so many rock puns it's killing me.

[River Dashe]

Really, his life sucked pretty hard;

I see what u did there

[Brandon Sky]

You see, kids, it's alright for a relationship to have a rocky start.

[Daring Cammie Do]

I don't know anymore...