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Our favorite space marine

*All of the Halo fandom looks at you with glaring eyes*

u no u ded.

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>inb4 someone says Master Chief is better

3135676 master chef is breast spice marine and u no it faget

#getshrek'd

3135686 Oh, man, I got shrek'd. It's all ogre now.

3135690 Oh, those puns burn my soul.

I must admit, I didn't even get to finish editing it. Too busy with livestreaming, and by the time I was finished, I went to get pizza. Pizza before friends--okay, not really, but anyway. Honestly, though, it looked fine from what I'm looking at and skimming through. My only nitpick is this quick one:

Before the horse could move, he had cut through it like it was nothing, its organs spilling out onto the ground

You can probably see the little nitpick there--or better yet, not see it.

I can't help but wonder what made Twilight think of using those decorations. That, or Pinkamena gave her the idea. :pinkiecrazy:

Great story, Seven!

I MUST KILL ALL THE PONIES.
NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PONIES.
AND THEN JOHN WAS DERPY.

It was necessary. Forgive me.

Also, this is better version of "Running from Evil". Because HARDCORE METAL. Makes the act of running around at 120 scale miles per hour killing demons left and right all the more epic.

ALSO NEEDS HUMAN TAG, AS DOOMGUY IS HUMAN.
——Supposedly.

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Crossover stories with humans don't need the Human tag, since it's already implied with the Crossover one.

This story, I believe, deserves the Random tag because

wat.

And in my head, I'm wondering if it needs a Comedy tag, because the over-the-topness of this is just wow.

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...And this is a rule where?
No seriously, I've never heard of it.
I mean, what if it was a crossover with Care Bears? No humans in that that I'm aware of, at least not important ones.

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An old friend of mine asked a mod, and that's apparently the rule. Note the having the Crossover tag doesn't mean Human, it's just that the majority of crossover stories happen to have humans in them. Or something like that.

Also, this story wouldn't have been passed if the tagging was off. So there's that.

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So basically it's a "loophole". :trixieshiftleft:

...Meh, it's not important.

That was... amazing.

Someone make a Quake mod immediately!

At least this fic's straightforward.

Ahh, nothing like mindless, wanton violence to take your mind off the fact that you can't come up with a proper way to write your epilogue.

...

:raritycry: OH CELESTIA! I'M A MISERABLE FAILURE OF A HUMAN BEING! :raritydespair:

Friendship is magic.

Magic is witchcraft.

A witch gets power from demons.

Therefore friendship is demonic.

I see you liked my logical conclusion.:trollestia:

I was quite surprised that you quoted me, and I like it.:ajsmug:
Word for word too.

3137148 Yep! When I saw your comment, I HAD to use it :pinkiehappy:

I feel like quoting George Carlin here: "Ey, she was askin' for it!"
Twilight, you and yer bloody decorations are rewarded with the (possible) extinction of Ponykind. Good job! Smartflank... :facehoof:

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen...

Props to you sir.

Well I'm traumatized. Here have a like

"You're cute! You must have cute guts! RIP AND TEAR!"

Cue the nighttrain.

i would normally hate this. but you linked the music, i love doom, and every bunch of stories i get a portrayal of a character that makes me hate them so much this is justified. So basically this is just awesome and it lets me vent any specific portrayal hate

3136731 oh god yes industrial zone

3140727 I actually made it just to vent my own frustrations with the community on this site, so it's nice to know you could get the same feeling from it.

FINALLY! Another good story that gives the middle finger to all the cocklicking bronies that can't stand for their idols to whom they masturbate to get killed! Very good story my dear sir.

Oh and by the way, the only way this would be better is if Pinkie Pie's retarded ass got killed in the story as well, but it's still a fine novel in my opinion.

I'm sorry to be so talkative, but i'm just so hyped that finally someone stood up to the girly brony empire with this. I upvoted.

I now like doom guy even more

Comment posted by OnePunchHero deleted Sep 2nd, 2013

I love these ponies and all, but sometimes I like to see stuff like this. It's just stupid bloody fun.

Well this was interesting.
The only time I came across something like this was a comic on deviant art but that was a lode of shit.
In comparison this is a masterpiece.
As much as I like the characters of the show this gave me a Nihilistic Glee that I only get when playing Warhammer 40000 Space Marine (with the real Space Marines).
So thank you for letting me vent some steam with your story. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

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Filthy console peasants...

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Our favorite space marine

*All of the Halo fandom looks at you with glaring eyes*

u no u ded.

the adeptus astartes would like to have a word with you

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3143950 That was he and I joking around. We both love consoles, and we both love Halo. :facehoof:

That feeling when I don't downvote a guy for talking shit about console players, but I get downvoted for saying I like them as a retort.

wut

Further proof that the Doom Guy is the most powerful game protagonist in existence.

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Lol, the bronies were so butthurt over the awful truth they downvoted my comment into existence.

Glad SOMEONE agreed with me.

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I love it !

Everyone dies... How lovely :D

I would love to see doomguy in Nevada though. Perhaps the Clown would be a match for this hell spawn.

A great story though! And lets let more madness happen, it will be simply more glorious.

This was...interesting to say the least . Its a bit barbaric and Doomguy killing them shouldn't have happened because he would have seen the difference between the ponies and demons. He would never fall for a little trick like that cause he's...THE MOTHERFUKIN DOOMGUY!! :rainbowdetermined2: Nonetheless, I really enjoyed this story! It was quite funny imo and a welcome change of story for me. I'll give this 5/5! :moustache: PS: Have you maybe thought about doing a sequel? :scootangel:

6080306 Maybe some day ;)

I feel you, but i still think that this was too edgy

Imagine if this doomguy came fresh from H-Doom instead of regular Doom instead, that would've been funny.

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