Cadance has been granted a position as hall monitor of Crystal Preparatory School. Whether it be the halls or the cafeteria, whether it be students or even friends, Cadance makes everyone afraid of her.

Actually, the loud, angry, demanding voice coming from her fly makes everyone afraid of her.

Her pants have basically taken over. The school, her marriage, her life, everything—and they're not budging. They scream, yell, threaten, and insult, and Cadance won't be able to handle it for much longer.

Of course, just telling the irksome garment to "zip it" might not be enough . . .

Special thanks for the cover art to xBUBBA1995x.
You can find him on DeviantArt RIGHT HERE.

This story is a sequel to Ms. Shimmer Goes to Castellot

Sixty years has he kept his post, sixty years has he served, sixty years passed since the old coot finally managed to realize what was going on and save him from the darkness.

Teacher of history at Crystal Preparatory Academy for sixty years, first-hand witness to much of what he had to teach. The Gull Raids, Sombra, the Oddon Civil War, he'd seen it all and been a part of much of it.

Sixty years of service, service to six principals; the old coot for a few years, then the ever-forgettable Lukewarm, good Principal Amore, poor Sombra, cold Cinch, and now the fair Cadenza. He'd been there through so much; the old coot's mercurial leadership, Lukewarm's invisibility, Amore's even-handed prudence, Sombra's promise and descent into darkness, likewise for his mirror, and now Cadance's kindness and diplomacy. He's seen principals come and he's seen them go, and he's done his best to help them while they were there.

And now, he's preparing to help his principal with history.

To be precise, with making it.

Continuity: The Song of the Spheres
Branch: The Seekers of the Stars

Queen Chrysalis has run out of new plans, so she's decided to try re-creating an old one in a new world, instead.

(A short story written for the Villain Exchange Program contest by FanOfMostEverything)

This story is a sequel to I need help.

After a week in the hospital Sunset Shimmer was really bored, then, walking around without permission, she make a friendship with a terminal patient, while still trying to get a kiss from her new and shy girlfriend Twilight Sparkle.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but it doesn't make you any less broken.

Starlight Glimmer is that kind of girl: strong, but broken at the same time, her edges jagged and sharp enough to cut anyone that dares to get too close to her.

But Sunburst can't help but be drawn to her, like a moth to a flame, trying to gather all her pieces and put her back together, even if he cuts his hands and bleeds in the process.

_{There might be some triggering issues such as the emotional aspects of mental and physical abuse, child neglect, alcoholism (not done by any of the main characters), bullying set in a high school, and a fair amount of drama and angst to go along the way. But this story is—at its core—a romance between a human Starlight and Sunburst.}

It's not romantic if you are tied in your chair against your will…

That’s what Spike was repeating not just to himself in  his head, but screaming to the entire restaurant while looking at the person who had him captive.

What would you do in this situation?

Edited and Profreaded by:

CategoricalGrant

Cover Art by: Me.

Seven months after a one-night stand, Principal Celestia is awaiting the arrival of her child. When she and Luna find a student in need of help, his resistance to their offers worries them. With great reluctance, they resort to unconventional methods to find the cause of his troubles. However, his situation would require intervention and a great change to their household.

Contains: Bouts of jealousy, drama, and drug references

Cover Art by MyFavoritePreggoPics

This story is a sequel to Equestria Ninja Girls Going Digital

The Ninja Turtles, Rainbooms, and Team Shine go to Anaheim for a vacation. But when Dragonaus, the last of the Saurian overlords, is discovered hunting after a sacred relic called the Eye of Sarnoth, they must team up with the hockey playing crime fighters The Mighty Ducks! Will their teamwork be able to take down Dragonaus? Will the fire breathing tyrant conquer all with the Eye of Sarnoth? And will Leo find a working catchphrase? This is one hockey game you don't want to miss!

Also, be on the lookout for some Jawsome special guest stars!

This story is a sequel to Gametime Rage

After a long summer and short engagement, Sunset and Twilight tie the knot.

This is a prequel to A SciTwi Shimmer Christmas.

Part of the SciTwi Shimmer Chronicles.

Big thanks to TheWingman for prereading.

Sex tag for nudity and adult humor.

Cover art source here.

This story is a sequel to Before the Friendship Games: Twilight Sparkle

Dean Cadance is one of the most patient, tolerant, and loving staff members at Crystal Prep Academy. However, that's only what she wants the student body to see.

Book Seven of The Crystal Prep Chronicles: Before the Friendship Games.

Part of "Not Just Any Old Continuity", which includes
Not Just Any Old Trilogy
The Anon-A-Miss Saga
TimberTwi Tales

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