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A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

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Superintendent Neighsay?!?!

Error, error! Speculore.exe has ceased function.

I see you finally finished Sugarcoat. This one ought to be interesting.

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"Finally" is right. XD That took almost three months! I hope you enjoy this one!

The man's skin was pale, and his turquoise eyes seemed to pierce through her. His black hair and goatee were as well maintained as his suit. Twilight had seen a picture of him in the staff directory, but never in her life did ever think she'd run into..."S-Superintendent Neighsay!"

Neighsay in here this is going to get interesting

(Cracks knuckles) Time to kick this new adventure off! I'm excited to read this one.

Private Twilight time! Can't wait!
And Sci-Twi's nervous hair tugging is the cutest thing in the world.

Really?:duck:
This story won't have a lot of (M) chapters like the last story, will it?:derpyderp1:

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I promise it won't. :twilightsheepish: I established that Twilight masturbates a lot, but I'm not going to make the whole story revolve around it.

And remember, the (M) chapters can easily be skipped without missing anything. This is the last Before the Friendship Games story with sex in it.

"revealing a fully erect ten-inch cock"
Jeez Twilight you Size Queen! lol.

Not often someone can actually back up a Your Mom joke.

I never thought I’d see the day, fiction or not, that a Yo Mama joke could be backed up.

She slapped her forehead with the palm of her hand as she grunted in frustration. "All the students in this school are crazy," she muttered under her breath.

This seems very familiar.

9310932 That's the exact video I was going to show for that scene.:twilightblush::rainbowlaugh: That or this.

Remember to leave some air for him even in a backpack.

Eh, I liked it better without Twilight's 'solo quality time'.

Soon she'll be addicted to this.

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Uh oh, the bipolar bitch. Call the swat team!

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Keep in mind they get better later.

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And tell them to bring the Giant Fly Swatter.

One sweet moment in the middle of everything, at least.:twilightsmile:

And life can just go on for a bit before the next crisis hits....

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Good for Twilight

I thought Before the Friendship Games: Sugarcoat was the only story in this series to have multiple sex scenes in it.

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There aren't any sex scenes in this, unless you count masturbation as such.

I wonder if Twilight and Lemon will remain friends after 'The Friendship Games'?

What version of the De-Stressor?

I can certainly empathize with the need to get out and about in spite of my own inclinations.

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Truth be told, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe I should call it the Master Beta version. :pinkiecrazy:

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"In spite of your own inclinations"?

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For instance, I’ve got a ton of fic chapters I’m looking forward to catching up on, and I finally have some unoccupied time. So naturally? Suggest going for a walk in the park with my mom. And it’s a great time.:twilightsmile:

Basically, I’m (almost) as much of a shut-in as Twilight, but I know you have to earn that downtime.

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The bean (thing) is a rather stupid idea.

"Feeling better," Velvet asked, causing Twilight to jump and yelp. "Oh, I'm sorry hon! I didn't mean to scare you," she said in an apologetic tone as she put a hand on her daughter's shoulder.

Twilight put her hand to her chest and sighed. "It's okay, mom," she said with a smile. "You just surprised me, that's all. I am feeling better, though."

Velvet took her hand off of Twilight. "Good to know," she said with a smile. "You looked like you needed it."

"Yeah," Twilight said. "I did." More than you could imagine, Mom. More than you could imagine.

I feel like Mom knows. Mom always knows.:trollestia:

Random thought: SPOILER ALERT!
When Twilight get banned from her lab, will she lose access to her De-Stressor Cleaner thus not be able to use her De-Stressor?

Sugarcoat sighed again as she put the palm of her hand to her head. "Just watch where you're going, okay? That's the last time I'm warning yo-" She stopped mid-sentence as her eyes widened in surprise for a moment, then narrowed as she grinned. "Twilight Sparkle," she said slyly, "I didn't know you had it in you!"

Twilight blinked in confusion as she began to nervously pull on her hair. "Wh-what are you talking about?"

"Who've you been fucking," Sugarcoat asked.

Twilight's face immediately turned a light shade of red as she continued to pull at her hair. "W-W-W-What?!" She almost shouted. "I'm not even in a relationship!"

"That never stopped me," Sugarcoat said, then came to a realization. "Ooohhh. I get it."

Twilight's face slowly went back to its normal color. "Y-You do?"

Sugarcoat nodded. "You just masturbate often, don't you?" Twilight's face went even redder than before and she ran off as fast as she could.

H-How did she know?! Was all Twilight could think as she frantically ran off to her second period class.

Figures Sugarcoat would know.:rainbowlaugh:
Was this in Sugarcoat's story?:rainbowhuh:

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Yes!! Go Twilight!! Do it!! Become the next Julian Asange!

Never change, Fluttershy. Never change.

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Go Twilight!! Humiliate all those shadowbolts!!

Oh shit, Twilight knows about S.M.I.L.E. too!

Twilight has know Lemon Zest for less than a week and she's willing to hack into the school computer for dirt on fellow classmates for her?:unsuresweetie: Forgive me, but that seems like an awfully huge leap.:applejackunsure: BTW, what's 'S.M.I.L.E.'?

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No sweat man, I get what you're saying.

S.M.I.L.E., if you're asking about its origin, is from the book "Lyra and Bon Bon and the Mares of S.M.I.L.E.". S.M.I.L.E. stands for Secret Monster Intelligence League of Equestria.

If you're asking about it in my fanon, it's an organization headed by Cadence for the purpose of "dethroning" Cinch.

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Good job!

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Thanks! You must be a really fast reader. o_O

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