SCP-6: Universe of Ponies

Object Class: Euclid

This is an SCP Foundation-style file on the universe of Equestria
Subsequent Chapters will be formatted as recovery logs, research logs, Foundation Tales, and at least one application for use in Termination of another SCP
For those who are not familiar with the Foundation, see link in image source.

Author's Notes
For those who are familiar with the Foundation, and who don't like Foundation crossovers of any kind, please understand that there is a reason I posted it here instead of to the Foundation.
To everyone who said that it should be SCP-006, I deliberately left off the zeros so that it wouldn't be mixed up with the Fountain of Youth. It was meant as a pun on the mane six, and I'm sorry to everyone who didn't get that.
The Keter designation was mostly because well, would YOU want to contain Discord? I have now changed that. A third confirmed Discord Event will entail temporary promotion to Keter for so long as he remains active.
Otherwise, just patience. Chapter one was meant only as exposition. There will be more storylike elements in later chapters.

What would happen if you brought a skeleton of bad puns and a group of ponies into one? A giant cluster of dorky, irresponsible and straight up weirdness of a Crossover- I-I mean Adventure!

Timeline after timeline. Story after story. Hot...Dogs? after Hot...Cats? Al-right, WHO MESSED UP MY SCR-

After Timeline and Timelines pass, Meta after Meta. One day a Timeline was in for it, so was a certain skeleton. Falling in and out of reality with every Timeline, this one had different outcomes to it. A certain one he nor did she expect. Who is she you ask?

Deez Nutz

Rated T for Humerus and a Skeleton of Puns.

When your run of the mill everyday life gets you down, sometimes you just need to just get away from all of it for a little while. That's especially true when you're the ruler of a nation and the mother to a nearly all-powerful infant.

But one must take special care when choosing how to partake in these episodes of escapism. Otherwise, it won't end up going quite as one planned. And for those of high social standing, special care should also be put into their disguises.

Inspired by the artwork by artiparty over on Tumblr
((Art used with permission))

This story is a sequel to Rainbow is Magic S2: Love Hearts and Bug Eyes

Princess Cadance's past is a mystery, especially to herself. After Celestia and Luna sense a surge of Dark Magic in the far frozen north, Cadance and her wife go to investigate along with Rainbow Dash and the other bearers of the Elements of Harmony in order to deal with it, and hopefully uncover the truth of Cadance's hidden past.

Unfortunately, waiting for them is a dangerous new enemy, one with one goal in mind: revenge.

Seven months after a one-night stand, Principal Celestia is awaiting the arrival of her child. When she and Luna find a student in need of help, his resistance to their offers worries them. With great reluctance, they resort to unconventional methods to find the cause of his troubles. However, his situation would require intervention and a great change to their household.

Contains: Bouts of jealousy, drama, and drug references

Cover Art by MyFavoritePreggoPics

It's not romantic if you are tied in your chair against your will…

That’s what Spike was repeating not just to himself in  his head, but screaming to the entire restaurant while looking at the person who had him captive.

What would you do in this situation?

Edited and Profreaded by:

CategoricalGrant

Cover Art by: Me.

The name's Cain, not too much to say about myself. Antisocial and spiteful to name a few things wrong with me. Working a shitty job and don't see a future I can be satisfied with, my only real source of income is from my only other hobby: Smithing. There's a surprisingly decent market for these kinds of weapons, real or replica, especially if said weapon was from a well known fictional series. After playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, I forged a few Mortal Blades, 2 to keep and the rest to sell.

After shipping them off I woke up after the strangest dream in a land not my own, still trying to figure out if this is good for me.

Takes place before season 1.

The SCP Foundation, an organization that has existed for thousands of years, an organization that survived the near extinction of their species, an organization that has always been in the shadows, but will one slip-up bring them into the light?

What if someone wanted it to happen?

Based off SCP: CB
Takes after the end of season 8

Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic and hero of the Nightmare War, wants nothing more than to return to a quiet existence as a high school student. However, not every ending is final, or happy. A new foe rising in the darkness will force Twilight to rejoin the very organization that tore away her hope for normality, rebuild her team of other reluctant Elements, and save Equestria once again.

But first she has to learn how to make desserts and defeat a series of increasingly evil waifus.

A crossover with Magical Girl Spec Ops Asuka.
Editing by Backslasherton. Prereading by Kamikakushi.

Equestria was at war once more. After hundreds of years of peace, war has once more set its hooves on the country of harmony.

At the head of this all was Shining Armor, the Captain of the elite Royal Guard. However, despite his years of service, nothing in the peacetime service of the Guard could have prepared him for the life and death stakes of the war. Given the task of protecting Equestria, he must now navigate the battlefields on the north and the political intrigues of Canterlot as he and his comrades try to save their country from the ravages of war and the changes it brings with it.