• Member Since 8th Apr, 2013
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I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

About me

If you're here you probably read one of my stories and were like "Who the hell is the sick bastard who came up with this". The simple answer to that would be me. A more complex answer...well...

I'm a 27 year old college student. I'm a writer of fiction, fan and otherwise. I do graphic design from time to time, and also video editing as well as motion graphics professionally. I'm a huge anime fan, a music fan, a mild movie buff, moderate gamer, and a Japanese to English translator.

I know, I'm living the dream.

Aside from my interests being as common place on the internet as white in the republican party, I'm actually a pretty shitty person. Big surprise.

Eventually I found my way to this site, and spent about a month as a lurker before I started working on my very own pony fan fiction for the franchise.

"i'd skullfuck kamikakushi" - Majin Syeekoh
"I have seen shrek and zoidberg raping celestia in equestria" - Edorado
"Kami is the lord of receiving dick" - Princess of Edits
"Kami is the liver of the human race" - Waterpear

My Over Opinionated Crap

Top 5 ponies because people are curious:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer

Mane 67 ranking:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Pinkie Pie

CMC ranking:
Sweetie Belle
Apple Bloom

Lowest 5 ponies because people will rage:
Big Mac
The Cakes
Apple Bloom
Every stallion
Pretty much any OC

A special spot reserved in hell:
Flash Sentry

Worst character in FiM:

Ships I can get behind:
Aircraft Carriers
Oh...not those kinds of ships...

FiM ships I can get behind:
Just about any F/F or M/M ship

Ships I will sink on sight:
Every ship involving Spike

A special spot reserved in hell:

The lesbians...they call to me...

What I'm actually proud of

  • Life Among the Living Fleetfoot struggles with depression as she tries to get herself to a better place. by Kamikakushi 5,373 words · 1,177 views · 108 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Luna's Trapped in an odd bar with no means out, I must find out why I am here. by Kamikakushi 26,732 words · 897 views · 64 likes · 4 dislikes

What I'm working on/have done


I was on the Barcast · 2:38am 1 hour ago

I really should have done this last Friday, but it slipped my mind until it was too late. But yeah, I was on the cast, drank a lot, and made an ass of myself. Had a lot of fun too.

You can watch my interview here, and you should also check out their casts live. They're a cool group of guys and gals.


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I appreciate your fave with huge sincerity. I hold enormous gratitude for you, thanks.

2359788 It is my brotherly duty to tell you that you suck and I hate you. Also, you write some bitchin' stories.

I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

So we meet at last, brother...

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