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Kamikakushi


I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

About me

If you're here you probably read one of my stories and were like "Who the hell is the sick bastard who came up with this". The simple answer to that would be me. A more complex answer...well...

I'm a 27 year old college student. I'm a writer of fiction, fan and otherwise. I do graphic design from time to time, and also video editing as well as motion graphics professionally. I'm a huge anime fan, a music fan, a mild movie buff, moderate gamer, and a Japanese to English translator.

I know, I'm living the dream.

Aside from my interests being as common place on the internet as white in the republican party, I'm actually a pretty shitty person. Big surprise.

Eventually I found my way to this site, and spent about a month as a lurker before I started working on my very own pony fan fiction for the franchise.

Quotes:
"i'd skullfuck kamikakushi" - Majin Syeekoh
"I have seen shrek and zoidberg raping celestia in equestria" - Edorado
"Kami is the lord of receiving dick" - Princess of Edits
"Kami is the liver of the human race" - Waterpear

My Over Opinionated Crap

Top 5 ponies because people are curious:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Celestia
Octavia

Mane 67 ranking:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Applejack

CMC ranking:
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Apple Bloom

Lowest 5 ponies because people will rage:
Big Mac
The Cakes
Apple Bloom
Every stallion
Pretty much any OC

A special spot reserved in hell:
Flash Sentry

Worst character in FiM:
Spike

Ships I can get behind:
Aircraft Carriers
Submarines
Oh...not those kinds of ships...

FiM ships I can get behind:
TwiDash
TwiLestia
Twimmer
OctaScrach
Just about any F/F or M/M ship

Ships I will sink on sight:
TwiMac
AppleDash
FlutterMac
FlutterDash
Every ship involving Spike

A special spot reserved in hell:
FlashLight


The lesbians...they call to me...

What I'm actually proud of

  • Life Among the Living Fleetfoot struggles with depression as she tries to get herself to a better place. by Kamikakushi 4,990 words · 1,056 views · 101 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Luna's Trapped in an odd bar with no means out, I must find out why I am here. by Kamikakushi 26,732 words · 860 views · 64 likes · 4 dislikes

What I'm working on/have done

Jun
13th
2017

It's a good night · 3:44am June 13th

Kamikakushi - Today at 11:20 PM
I live life nose deep in a bottle. It's one of the few things that keeps the barrel of my gun out of my mouth most days
Unicorn - Today at 11:20 PM
all this hate
hes trying his best
Willsaber - Today at 11:20 PM
@Unicorn Nothing. Ever. That's why he's worthless trash
Unicorn - Today at 11:21 PM
then hes MY worthless trash
ChappedPenguinLips - Today at 11:21 PM
@Kamikakushi ...
God I'm sad now
Kamikakushi - Today at 11:21 PM
I'm good at that
Vengeful Spirit - Today at 11:21 PM
The thing that keeps the barrel of my gun out of my mouth is that the barrel is too damn long to reach the trigger.
Pearple Prose - Today at 11:21 PM
i don't have a gun
1kingdomheart - Today at 11:21 PM
I don't even own a gun
Pearple Prose - Today at 11:21 PM
i live in england
feels good man
Unicorn - Today at 11:21 PM
i have knives
1kingdomheart - Today at 11:21 PM
Pfft, you'll get hit by a car instead Pear
Unicorn - Today at 11:21 PM

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I appreciate your fave with huge sincerity. I hold enormous gratitude for you, thanks.

2359788 It is my brotherly duty to tell you that you suck and I hate you. Also, you write some bitchin' stories.

I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

So we meet at last, brother...

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