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I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping. Obligatory e-begging

About me

If you're here you probably read one of my stories and were like "Who the hell is the sick bastard who came up with this." The simple answer to that would be me. A more complex answer...

I'm a 29-year-old college student. A writer of fiction, fan and otherwise. I do graphic design from time to time and also video editing as well as motion graphics professionally. I'm a huge anime fan, a music fan, a mild movie buff, and moderate gamer.

I know, I'm living the dream.

Aside from my interests being as commonplace on the internet as white in the Republican party, I'm actually a pretty shitty person. Big surprise.

Eventually, I found my way to this site and spent about a month as a lurker before I started working on my very own pony fan fiction for the franchise.

"i'd skullfuck kamikakushi" - Majin Syeekoh

"I have seen shrek and zoidberg raping celestia in equestria" - Edorado

"Kami is the lord of receiving dick" - Princess of Edits

"Kami is the liver of the human race" - Waterpear

My Over Opinionated Crap

Top 5 ponies because people are curious:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer

Mane six seven ranking:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Pinkie Pie

CMC ranking:
Sweetie Belle
Apple Bloom

Lowest 5 ponies because people will rage:
Big Mac
The Cakes
Apple Bloom
Every stallion
Pretty much any OC

A special spot reserved in hell:
Flash Sentry

Worst character in FiM:

Ships I can get behind:
Aircraft Carriers
Oh, not those kinds of ships...

FiM ships I can get behind:
Just about any F/F or M/M ship

Ships I will sink on sight:
Every ship involving Spike

A special spot reserved in hell:

What I'm working on/have done


#derpigate · 11:20pm July 3rd

I know I'm like 99% checked out of the fandom by this point, but I still have friends who are involved. people I have known for years and who have helped me with my depression and alcoholism so the relationships I made in this fandom mean a lot to me. But goddamn this is crazy.

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Pick a story to review, write up a review in a google doc and send it to me in a PM, preferably with the site's BBcode in the doc so copying and pasting is easier. I'll have the other admins look over it and we'll get back to you about becoming a reviewer.

So, I've been a big fan of Rage Reviews, and since you seem like one of the more active admins, I was wondering, is there any way I could take the test of becoming a Reviewer? I mean, if you're busy that's alright!

Hey Kamikakushi I think you're pretty cool

Nothing's stopping anyone from writing a sequel to it. I just don't think most people want to. I'm also probably not going to write one because I don't have the time.

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