Okay just stop and think my daughter and I were, at home then there was an explosion.

I can hear my little girl crying, I swear if I find out who did this God won't be able to protect them.

Smoke everywhere before we pass out and succumb to death, there's a bright flash of light then complete darkness.

We wake up just outside of the town of Ponyville I am a little confused but not my daughter she couldn't be happier.

I get it we're in Equestria. (my daughter's favorite show I know this, I've watched it with her) But why is she a Unicorn and most importantly why the hell am I a damn Alicorn?

RULE 63 TO SOME CHARACTERS.

This guy is not a GARY STU because he needs to learn to fly and use magic.
PLUS HE'S A FATHER SO HE'S NOT PERFECT.

OKAY!!

And besides his daughter will be better at most magic than him.

The sex rating is more due to foul language from the father but there might be some sexual innuendos between characters. There will be some slight gore.

Working in a nation of ponies wasn't all bad. As a migrant worker from the small kingdom of humanity, the Apples were kind enough to pay you a decent wage, and let you live in the hay loft of their barn. It wasn't the Waldorf Astoria, but you've made it into a cozy little homestead. Most of the money you earn is sent back to your wife and son, but after a visit from a certain prince, you realize there are other services you could render for a considerable sum.

Hooray 2nd person HIE!

Big Macintosh works as a guard in The Crystal Empire, but one day, he doesn't arrive. Shining Armour attempts to find him, but what he really finds is something he never experienced before.
Written for my good friend BigMacintosh1.

Contains coltcuddling and will probably turn pretty cloppy, so be warned.
Cover by taira182.

What happens when Big Macintosh spills pie on Shining Armour? You probably already know, or you wouldn't be reading this. *wink*

This is just a really quick one-shot. I am hoping to encourage more coltcuddlers to upload more stories.
Cover art by Braeburned
Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, this story contains M/M shipping and coltcuddling. Don't like, don't read.

Tommy Wiseau's The Room, with ponies!

Nopony has been acting quite right since King Sombra retook the Crystal Empire. Homeless and disgraced, Shining Armour has taken up residence with Cadance in Applejack's barn, where he makes ends meet by working at the Ponyville bank.

In a world so topsy-turvy, can you really trust anypony?

Edited by Horse Voice.

Special thanks to TheSexyMenhir for the title image.

The road not traveled is often the subject of much speculation in many lives. 'What if' this, or 'If I'd just had done that' plagues the minds of those sensitive to feelings of remorse. None more so than the stoic and quiet patriarch of Sweet Apple Acres. Cover art by the wonderfully talented ROBBERGON!

Yes, it contains M/M shipping. If it isn't your thing, bail now.
Huge thanks to the following: RazedRainbow FanNotANerd and that most knowledgeable of grammar fascists, Comma-Kazie

Macintosh has been dating Twilight steadily for over a year and a half now, but as their secret begins to come to light, will their relationship break under the stress as an unforeseen trouble brews on the horizon? Will it remain strong under fire from not one, but two over protective siblings?

And how does Twilight's growing, 'condition', effect all those who call Twilight friend, family, and lover?

<---------------D'awful Twilight and Big Macintosh drawn by cartoonlion on DeviantArt

Twilight has a secret coltfriend who nobody knows about.  Not even her.

And he’s not too sure either.

Then Luna gets involved, and it only gets weirder.

Editors: Tek, Mitch H, Airy Words
Cover photo: Getty images

Spike & Discord have happily been ruling the Chimera Kingdom for years & their son Draco is 5 years old now. While raising a child & running an empire are rewarding, it can also be tiring. So the trio decides to take a break & spend some time away. Where would three magical royal beings go on vacation? Ponyville of course! Draco hardly ever gets to see his extended family now that they've all settled down. So bags are packed, plans are made & fun will be had! What could possibly go wrong?
...
Probably a lot actually.
This is the sequel to Love & Entropy if you don't read that this won't make any real sense.

The continued romantic adventures of White Night & Braeburn Apple. The story begins with the couple headed towards Ponyville so Braeburn can attend his first family reunion since the death of his parents. White of course is nervous about meeting Braeburn's family, but wants nothing more than to be there for the one he loves.

Please read The Tale of White Night beforehoof or this might not make sense.