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GaryOak


Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

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Tommy Wiseau's The Room, with ponies!

Nopony has been acting quite right since King Sombra retook the Crystal Empire. Homeless and disgraced, Shining Armour has taken up residence with Cadance in Applejack's barn, where he makes ends meet by working at the Ponyville bank.

In a world so topsy-turvy, can you really trust anypony?

Edited by Horse Voice.

Special thanks to TheSexyMenhir for the title image.

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Oh Hi Garry I didn't know it was you.
Sorry, I just couldn't keeping this stupid comment in my pocket.:rainbowlaugh:

Tommy Wiseau's The Room, with ponies!

I think this automatically makes this the best story on FIMfiction. Ever.

MLP crossed with The Room and it's self aware?

How can anybody hate this?

I dare any of you to read anything Shining Armor says in his actual voice.

Oh god. That movie was shit.

This will be awesomely bad as well.

~Skeeter The Lurker

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CADANCE!

disclaimer: my experience with The Room comes exclusively from the Newgrounds tribute/parody

With the real movie, I laughed my ass! :pinkiehappy:

Oh God! That movie was so bad, it was hilarious.

(Of course, I've only known of its existence due to Nostalgia Critic, but anyway)

Soooo looking forward to this.

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shouldn't it be the entire movie? BAZINGA

but for real I actually liked it.

The ending was perfect.

Ha ha ha, what a story, Gary! Anewah, HAuh's your sex life?

This is a work of genius. I love how you have the characters point out the dumb plot points that happened in the movie. Shining Wiseau FTW :rainbowlaugh:

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That was funny. But I've got the DVD and this is showing extra scenes that weren't included on it. I've seen the movie several times so I'm pretty familiar with the layout and flow such as it is.

Does that mean there's an extended version of this movie out there somewhere? Oh please oh please oh please! :pinkiehappy:

My sides has left the orbid, thanks allot good sir

The only time this movie was good was when it was used as the false opening to the April Fools day Toonami back in 2012.

If this is incomplete, that means... :pinkiegasp:
:pinkiecrazy: It's another crazy world for Shining

Comment posted by Burnasius deleted Aug 24th, 2013

JESUS CHRIST IT FINALLY HAPPENED

3094972 I honestly don't know. I'm just the guy who uploads stuff trying to make people laugh.

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I found out the Blu-Ray version has an extra three minutes so that might be it. I don't know if the cost of it warrants getting it however and I don't think it will make an already awful story any better or worse.

Liked before reading because concept alone made me laugh

This is exactly what a pony movie parody should be, everyone take notes. You took the source material and instead of recycling it verbatim, you added a unique twist by having the characters questions the odd dialogue that they are forced to spew as well as you changed the scenes up enough to make it your own.

I liked that Shinning was only 90% Wiseau, Candance was 75% Liza, Mac was 60% Mark and Twilight was 96% Danny AKA the creepy little bastard.

Oh and kudos for using oleander, one of the most toxic plants out there as every part of the damn plant in poisonous including the smoke and yet it's used in so much landscaping.
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I faved this story.
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Hey, thanks very much for such high praise! Your review basically covered everything I aimed for when I wrote this. I'm glad I got it right, and I'm glad you enjoyed it! :pinkiehappy:

That was fucking incredible. :rainbowlaugh:

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST FIC THIS FANDOM HAS PRODUCED.

I am so glad you posted this.

Really, my elation knows no bounds.

10/10 blown away

So funny, man. It was rather awkward, mostly Twilight, but come on, that's the actual movie! Totally awesome, dude.

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Your guess is as good as mine.

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A most fitting end! :raritywink:

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You somehow managed to make this story weirder. That's quite an accomplishment!

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Heh, I wish, but the projects I currently have on the go are enough to make my head spin.

“No buts.” Big Mac stormed all the way out into the orchard, but paused when he reached the door to turn around and say, “You little whorse.”

Seriously, great story.:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

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*Scribble*

It was an okay fic, but it wasn't quite what I expected.

I expected a ponified Room. Which was sort of what I got. What I took issue with was the self-referential "jokes" between shots of ponified Room. "LOOK AT HOW SILLY THIS IS, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT, IT MAKES NO SENSE," etc. Humor that was not subtle, and I can't honestly say it's my cup of tea, either.

A fanfic of my favorite movie? Amazing.

I can't even. This was fantastic. Holy crap. This is officially my favorite fanfic in all of Equestria.

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME!

Except you, Mr. Oak. You not only parodied/ponyfied the perfection that is Thw Room, you also made it self-aware. I actually made sure to read every word and sentence of it, which isn't something I usually do.

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I'm glad you liked it!
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Thanks! It was too awesome not to attempt, despite the loss of brain cells from watching the film over six times in order to get the scenes right...

This was everything you said it would be and so so much more.

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I am so sorry.

You are tearing me Apart fanfic ?
Thanks for the laugh. :)

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You're welcome. Thanks for reading!

Shiny Wiseau.

Having 'The Room' in MLP form was a very entertaining touch. Good story!

This is pure gold.

I get it. Shining was stuck in Sombra’s room the entire time🚪

Beautiful! The twist at the end that makes everything right again, that's how it's done. Love this story. :rainbowlaugh:

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