Shining armor has made a habit of visiting you on the Apple's farm when he knows you're alone. This is his fifth visit. As he awkwardly knocks on the barn door, you know why he's here. You've got him hooked on a certain part of your anatomy.
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.