At Least My Daughter Is Happy We're Here

by Gravestone

Prologue

Hello, my name is John Grimm or just Grimm and I would like to tell you about the adventures my daughter and I have had in her favorite TV show. But I think We should start at the beginning.

I am a former CIA Black Ops I was recruited just out of High School. Don't believe me who cares you ain't got the security clearance to know the real truth so there. As I was saying, I was recruited out of high school due to some unique skills some that could be criminal. Oh, you want an example ok how's this then, there was a former fellow student who was an egotistical self-absorbed Grammar Nazi who found himself in Guantanamo Bay, not the prison, the Bay face down.

Now let's not talk about that we are here to talk about happier things. One of mine is the day I met the love of my life. We kind of bumped into each other. Well, we actually bumped into each other which caused a domino effect having the two of us and fifteen other people fall into the River Thames. Unfortunately, one of the those who fell in with us just happened to be named Elizabeth Alexandra Mary AKA Queen Elizabeth II. Yeah, not one of my better days at work. Sorry again but you don't have the security clearance to know why I was there, hell not even the President has that level of clearance.

Back to the story, it took over a month for the guys back home to quit telling me if I wanted to get the queen wet I could've used my fingers instead of the river. Oh God, I'm sorry I'm so sorry um, forget that last part I said. Dear, Lord there's not enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of our heads.

Now, where was I oh yeah meeting the love of my life? It was amazing we hit it right off as the great Gump would say we were like peas and carrots. And after a short year of dating, I popped the question, and she said no. While laughing at me she showed me a calendar and the days date, it was National Opposite Day. So when she said no she meant yes. I swear this woman will drive me to drink.

The news of our engagement reached my superiors, and they weren't happy. They were telling me things like it will interfere with my work or some other BS. To be honest, I wasn't listening I was just picturing her on our wedding day and more importantly the honeymoon. And again one year later we are married. I still worked for the Company but more with the Think Tank Boys. Still had a few field assignments I like before I had complete authority. I chose who lived and who died.

Enough about that dark stuff. Now it was exactly eleven months later that she told me the wonderful news. Yep, you guessed it I was going to be a father.
yeah, she was going to be a mother but I was going to be A FATHER.
You know Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pop, Papa, Pa, and the one hundred other ways to say it. (FYI there are 100 different words for father)

So we skip ahead nine months and there is my beautiful wife in the delivery room screaming at me. Saying things like if I ever touched her again she would castrate me with a chainsaw. Did I forget to mention how much I love this woman?

But, they say nothing is ever, ever easy. And most of all nothing ever goes perfectly according to plan.

You see there were complications with the birth and the doctor told me they could only save one of them.
I asked what my wife said and of corse, she chose the baby. So here I was holding the two most precious lives in existence my hands. I held my wife's hand as the doctor delivered our new baby girl.

With tears in her eyes, the woman I loved more than anything said she was sorry for not being here for us and she slipped away. At that exact moment when my wife passed my baby girl began to cry. At that moment, I swore to the heavens above I would love my daughter twice as much as any other parent would.

Deciding to put the wellbeing of my daughter first I took early retirement with full benefits. But, holding a security level higher than the President made my a possible risk to National Security. Now saying that I know things. But some of those conspiracy theorists aren't wrong (Cough) JFK assassination (Cough, Cough) Area 51 (Cough).

With the help of some High-Ranking Officials and maybe a little blackmailing, on my part, we were put in the Watch. This consisted of having six to eight CIA and or FBI agents shadowing us 24/7. If you think about it was like having our very own heavily armed entourage.

Time marches on six years to be exact and my little girl introduced me to something that both of us found enjoyable. A cartoon show called My little Pony Friendship is Magic. I know what you're thinking an Ex-CIA killer watching a show for little girls. Well, I say this to you shut up. Becuase I can find out who you are and where you live. And I won't make it quick and painless. Bwahahaha

So for six years, we watched every episode. I was introduced at season two but went back to season one and played catch up. Life was good for us but nothing last forever. It seems the new heads of the Agency didn't,t like pay for my retirement and I was to be liquidated. A heads up by some friends made it possible for us to disappear.
Unfortunately, I taught most of the guys that were looking for us. And the inevitable happened. It was around dinner time I knew something was wrong because our neighbor's dog normally barked at this time and there was no sound. So taking my daughter to the safe room I was about to close the door when it happened. The explosion rocked the whole house smoke filled everywhere. The safe room's door was turning red hot from the heat. I knew it was only a matter of time before the unthinkable would happen.
Holding my baby close to me I told her to close her eyes and think of the happiest place she could. Think of Ponyville of Equestria of all the ponies we know and wish real hard and don't stop no matter what.

The door began to melt from the intense heat letting flames and smoke into the room. Hold her close I closed my eyes and prayed that it would be quick.

Then I heard a voice it was muffled at first but it became clearer it was my wife.

"My love, do not fear for my final gift to you is for our little Cheyanne Autumn's dream shall come true."

After hearing those words I began to succumb to the smoke but then there was a bright flash then darkness. I only began to regain conciseness from my daughter's voice laughing and crying out in joy.

Comments

[Winter Eclipse]

Did I give you a idea

[Helljumper206]

Well this helps clear up some of my thoughts.

[deathphoenix]

Hehe I meet a few CIA agents in Washington DC. They were pretty chill with me.

[Ms QIB]

img2.thejournal.ie/inline/1126932/original/?width=400&version=1126932

This GIF is what it feels like reading this story.

also

Back to the story, it took over a month for the guys back home to quit telling me if I wanted to get the queen wet I could've used my fingers instead of the river. Oh God, I'm sorry I'm so sorry um, forget that last part I said. Dear, Lord there's not enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of our heads.

You have to be like 7 years old to be grossed out by the thought of fingering Queen Elizabeth. Implying she is younger than she is now when your doing it (or I'm just the living embodiment of a cliche lesbian)

[Arachne the weaver]

Hello gravestone, I've heard a lot of interesting things about your story and I would like to make a fair review of this story of yours, I hope we can have a civilised conversation from here on out.

The flow of the first chapter alone makes the story feel very very rushed. And to make matters worse, how John states his life is leaves a couple of things unsaid.

For example: president from where? How old is John? How can a CIA agent whose missions can't be known by the executive leader of the country he lives in can be let go after the birth of his daughter?

If you could take your time and make the flow of the story more relaxed, not only would it add more detail to it, it would also make John Grimm a little bit more believable, approachable and relatable to other people who read this story.

[Jingle_Boii]

K...I get bad enough headaches as it is, so Imma stay away from this fic.

[Viper Pit]

[unknowncape7377]

Love the fic and...
8199835
Wow almost same pics...
Not anymore

[Umbra Animo]

good job and know i want some dicks to go die in a ditch (aka the goes who just went "hmm this guy did a lot of stuff for us and stopped to keep his daughter safe i know lets kill him so we don't have to pay him for his old work

[AkwardIncarnate]

You see there were complications with the birth and the doctor told me they could only save one of them.
I asked what my wife said and of corse, she chose the baby

fuck the baby we can always make another

[unknowncape7377]

8400576
Umm.... Why phrase it like that?

[Xenamare]

HAY ! Mr C.I.A. I Love "My Little Pony " too ! Oh and I'm Princess Celestia's and Princess Luna's little and youngest sister . *Drops down on my hands and bucks kicks an enemy in the crotch trying to sneek up from behind me . * Oooo ! Thats got to hurt It'slike combat radar Kinda like what Sgt Rock has . No it isn't "Pinkie sense "

[Dragon27Celestial]

Back to the story, it took over a month for the guys back home to quit telling me if I wanted to get the queen wet I could've used my fingers instead of the river. Oh God, I'm sorry I'm so sorry um, forget that last part I said. Dear, Lord there's not enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of our heads.

*15,000 Gaster Basters appear behind me*

Let this image be purged in holy fire

[RBDash47]

Oh, you want an example ok how's this then, there was a former fellow student who was an egotistical self-absorbed Grammar Nazi who found himself in Guantanamo Bay, not the prison, the Bay face down.

Consider instead:

Oh, you want an example? Okay, how's this then: There was a former fellow student who was an egotistical, self-absorbed Grammar Nazi; he found himself in Guantanamo Bay—not the prison, the Bay—face down.