Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

Oh, umm..hi, my name is Danielle. Today I became a pony, a derp-eyed blonde-maned mare named Derpy. Best way to start a morning right? Part of the PonyEarthVerse.

The funny thing about being C.E.O of the company that runs the New U stations, is that you can't ever really die. Course, when a bitch load of piss-brained bandits decide it'll be fun to try, the results can come up stranger than expected. When jack died, something went wrong with his respawn leaving him stranded in an awkward place. I mean, it's one thing to have a diamond pony to talk to... But when it can talk back? What do you do? How do you get home? And, most importantly, how do you NOT murder the hell out of that fucking pink one?!

Rated teen for foul language and some arguably sexual moments... Yes, there will be a conflicts with masturbation.

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EDIT:WRITTEN BEFORE DIAMOND (crystal) PONIES WERE CANNON

This is the story of Mathew. Mathew is a Brony much like you and me. He loves all the characters from the show. All except one. Applejack. He just hates everything about her! He hates the color Orange, He Hates Cowboys and He hates Applejack Cereal too! But he Get's a Little surprise when he wakes up one morning when he goes to the Park.

Note: I know it's under sad but there are one or two Funny parts here
Another Note: I know this did not happen with Season 3 But just roll with it.

I'm a human named Andrew James or at least I used to be when I wake up as applejack my life changes

[Edit the User Hope has helped me edit my story] Another edit Masterweaver has he
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When a killer arises in Equestria, Rarity and Twilight decide to document their experiences as they hide away in their house from the horror of the killer. But when you're the one watching the tapes... what will unfold?

Sonya Diamond, (Sister to Remy Diamond) Has been researching an urban legend... Scratch that. THE urban legend. If you said anything but the Slendermane, you were wrong... at least at first. She unfortunately hasn't had any luck in figuring out how to get rid of it. she has written a diary in the place of the screenplay she was going to write for her new movie idea Marble Hooves.

While out hiking in the mountains near Ponyville, Big Mac discovers a mysterious staff which grants him the power of the ancient god Thor. Old myths awaken, new legends are born, and one simple farm pony is thrust in the middle - as the leader of Celestia's newest crime-fighting force, The Avengers! A fusion fic with Marvel Universe, mostly Avengers.

When a spell by Twilight Sparkle brings the Achievement Hunter crew to Equestria what will happen? Will the crew be able to help ponies get achievements? Will they be able to help them get real life achievements? Will Geoff and Jack be able to keep their sanity? Will Ray and Michael be able to hold their excitement? Will Gavin continue to be an idiot? We might only be able to know the last one! Read on to find out!

A/N: This was just a completely random idea that popped into my head when I saw a picture of Applejack with Jack's beard being called "AppleJack Patillo." There will be no shipping or big adventures in this. Just a funny random idea. Enjoy and please if there are any mistakes do not hesitate to tell me! I wish to improve!

Rated Teen for Excessive Cursing. You have been warned!

Picture is from http://amylupus.tumblr.com

A Meet the Whoever series from Team Fortress 2. The chapters are primarily based off more of TF2 than ponies.

I don't expect too many good ratings from this, but I want to to appeal to the TF2/brony population. The chapters have no order, so you can read in any fashion you choose.

In each chapter, there is a video a scene it's based off of. Watch it before, watch it after, hay, you can even watch it while reading. But you should watch it to get where I get most of my work from.