The Day I woke up as Applejack

by butterfield pancake

Now Dormant and the Hot dog Incident

Chapter 5

Just before the children noticed me, I ran to a side alley away from the public. I didn’t want those children trying to pull my tail like ma niece tried to do a few days ago.

I closed my eyes and noticed the original Applejack behind me, And she explains that I’m not quite complete yet and that she and I, must complete the change by making a connection with the Element of Honesty.

A little confused I ask her what Applejack means, she explains that, her my soul cannot use the Element itself. I rationalize a thought and that would mean that most likely she would be controlling my body while the I myself will be dormant. So I ask Applejack what I thought she had meant

She nods her head confirming what I had been thinking. I then say “If its the only way we can use the element of honesty I fully agree with this idea, and besides with the new days of the week it had to mean Discord is in my world somewhere. A thought runs through my head and inform Applejack I inform Applejack that not to worry but I have on our back currently is ma backpack. Applejack is confused on what a backpack is and she asks me “It this backpack thing ya are talking about that similar to ma saddlebag?” I nodded my head and explained that humans use backpacks instead of a saddlebag, and and in my backpack are plush toys, fruit snacks, granola bars and water bottles.

I start to wonder on how Applejack how she plans to make my conscious mind dormant so I ask, “Applejack how in equestria are you planning to make my mind dormant anyway?” Applejack “Oh don’t ya worry sugarcube I got it all planned out.” Soon after she says that, she bucks me very hard, enough to knock me out. Although in reality she was only knocking out my mind not me so to say, I must say it was sure different. As I lost consciousness, I hear Applejack saying “Sleep tight Sugarcube.”

Meanwhile in the real world

My body did not move at all I was in a state where it looked like I was sleeping, once the eyes opened, at the same time the Element of Honesty magically appeared around my neck. Although it wasn’t me inhabiting the body at the moment but the real Applejack. Since my mind is now dormant I was now fully Applejack.She had decided that this city was like Manehatten, just without any ponyfolk and full of those hooman things. As Applejack was walking there were a few 3 and 4 year olds who though Applejack was a doggie of some sort.

About an hour later Applejack had ended up walking to a outside food cart and she was wondering what the awful smell was. If I was dormant I would have explained that it was a hot dog cart. Applejack was shocked when she read the title on the cart, it had read Hot Dog King supreme. Applejack’s eye began to twitch as she started to become really angry.

Applejack got really angry after she read this, enough that started to yell at the Hot dog Vendor “So ya varmints like ta eat little Doggies like ma little Winona?!” The Hot Dog Vendor was obviously freaked out a bit. He says to Applejack that hot dogs are not made of dogs. Applejack “Oh yeah that they made of then?” The Hot dog vendor says “ a hot dog is made of processed pig meat called pork or even beef which is cow meat.” After hearing that Applejack did not feel so good, it was enough that she might vomit, after all in Equestria Cows are also a sentient being.

After the whole misunderstanding about hot dogs Applejack begins to walk down the street, just as she was about to walk over a manhole, a sewer worker had just finished his work for the day and was exiting the sewer, and Applejack fell in the manhole.

Comments

[spetsnaz pinkie pie]

Well that escalated quickly.

[1eragon33]

Applejack fell in the manhole.

man good times

[butterfield pancake]

1590832 I'm glad you liked that part [It was my attempt to end with some humor

[TundraStanza]

Wieners and manholes.
Just another day... for the sexy mare.
...
Why do I suddenly have the urge to take a cold shower?

[blazikenking]

I don't think AJ should have KO'd him completely. After all, if she's going to be going around in an unfamiliar place, she should at least have someone who's somewhat familiar to "talk" with.

[butterfield pancake]

1596705 Don't worry I will wake up in the next chapter [Well sort of]

[blazikenking]

1598327 *le gasp* Spoilers!

[butterfield pancake]

1598769 that is only a clue [Not gonna go into details

[Berry Punch]

Andrew James... AJ. x) I see what you did there

[butterfield pancake]

1625464 Yeah it actually is a legit nickname I have in real life

[Berry Punch]

1626083 xD coincidence xD

[butterfield pancake]

1626112 It was also one of the reasons I picked to wake up as AJ in the first place

[Berry Punch]

1626245 :) So it seems, Well I have favorited your story which I will read later I have a few more I am in the middle of :)

[Brony God]

Not a bad story at least Andrew is lucky that he has all four hooves while I only have my two back hooves and I have scissors where my two front hooves should be

[Streamline]

4000013 A while back, I was looking at Google Analytics, and Alberta apparently searches for MLP related things more than any other province.

[fluttershyfan3030]

This is a funny story I can't await for the next few chapters

[butterfield pancake]

4831797 hence the comedy tag

[fluttershyfan3030]

4831950 I know but it doesn't hurt to be complimented is it

[butterfield pancake]

4832096 I know lol

[sinewystatue382]

hay when will the next chapter come out?