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joe mother


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This morning, I woke up in my garden. And there were carrots... all over the place. It wasn't much longer until I learned...

I am Carrot Top. I guess this sucks.

Rated teen for language.

Part of the PonyEarthVerse: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/1670/ponyearthverse

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 43 )
Comment posted by Freescript the Bard deleted Jun 10th, 2013
Comment posted by joe mother deleted Jun 10th, 2013

Don't listen to Regidar, mate. He's just pissy because we're still alive.

2703865 I'm pissy that you guys do the exact same thing
over
and over
and over
and over again.

And I'm not telling him not to write it, I'm letting him know that he shouldn't expect me to read it

2703865
I know. I'm this ( [ ] ) close to writing a song about him hating the Ponyearthverse.2703826

Talkin' to you, bro.

2703942
How come this is on every PEV story?
It does say Ponyearthverse in the description. Would that not tell you:

REGIDAR!
STAY AWAY!
NEVER RETURN!

2703957 you fool resistance makes me stronger

2703961
Nah, I think it's the opposite.

(IDK if you're quoting anything... so... yeah...)

2703968 nah, it's just basic life
resisting something only makes it harder to escape
like the ocean.

2703957 Fool! Regidar goes where he pleases!

2703943 please, write me a song. I love songs. :pinkiehappy:
I'll write one for you guys.

2703826
I like how this comment is on Chapter 2...
Heehee...

2704005
Alright. Be warned, I am amateur at writing music, so don't expect something awesome. (Not like I was going to put all my effort into it in the first place... maybe fifteen percent)

2704012 when you are just commenting on a story, it puts the comment under the latest chapter.

2704012 bro I can't even play music
I can sing and that's about it

2704019
Don't listen to them Regidar, I still love you

Comment posted by joe mother deleted Jun 11th, 2013

So, instead of talking about Regidar, how 'bout we find out who likes this story!

2704084 if I were a video game villain that would be my boss music

2704082 :heart::heart::heart:
I still love me too

2704139
You're still fine, Regidar, I just think your infernal hatred of the PEV trope is a bit annoying.

2704139
On a side note: even though you completely, absolutely, and utterly despise the PEV, what do you actually think about the writing and stuff? The content and how it's portrayed?

2704182 I despise how it is the same thing repackaged over and over. Some are more original than others, but in general, they are all the same basic thing.

I'm the same way with almost every large -verse. Once it hits over 15 stories, then I think it's too overdone. Winningverse, FOE, MLD, Lunaverse, Chess Game of the Gods...

It's rather hard to define the nature of this story. Honestly, if you told me that it was a parody of the others in the same universe, I would be less surprised. You have some skill at description, but your thought processes are so excessively fast that the events seem ludicrous.

I wonder if crossing a dimensional divide is like a touristy experience that comes with your own complimentary pillow. After all, they come from somewhere.

I think this is the first head injury where someone was unhappy to not hear voices in their head.

2706494
He was getting used to Carrot Top in his head. Then it was abrubtly taken away.

And yes, my mind does think excessively fast. Its just me.

And who's to say it's not a parody?

2885573

A crossover of nothing. Accidental clicks happen, and I was too lazy to fix that one.

One way or another, your ride is here.

So much for the electronics and the money you had I guess :rainbowderp: XD

2937346

That stuff was important. And it was destroyed by idiots. I don't know if I can continue writing my tragic experience. It hurts too much...

I like Carrot Top's personality. So practical and nonplussed, with a mean streak. "Get to New York, because I want to see somepony get destroyed by the Elements of Harmony." :trixieshiftleft:

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This comment made me look at how long ago the other comments were. I have not updated anything in an eternity.

Soo are you going to bring this back from hiatus or is it dead now

6069552 Eh, it's probably dead. Unless I get a creative spark in the future. :/

Aww, don't be scared. What are the chances that it will go through that very same shack that you are sheltered in? A million to one, right?

6224313

A million to yes it will happen because why not.

6070217

Since the PonyEarthverse is dead you could change the story to be about waking up as Carrot Top... in Equestria.

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