The garage door slowly opened. In front of her, Rainbow Dash could see the BLU team getting ready for her team’s assault. She pushed down on the hat covering her mane. She readied the Scattergun in her hand. This was going to be fun.
Rainbow Dash sprinted out of the garage. Immediately, a level one sentry gun began to fire at her. Rainbow expertly maneuvered her way through the sentry’s line of fire. Her fellow teammates were falling behind. She was way faster than any of them.
She ran through a corridor to get out of the sentry’s line of fire. She was safe for the moment, but she couldn’t stop now. She readied her shotgun and sprinted off again.
Rainbow fired a few shots towards the sentry. Nothing too big, just warning shots. Rainbow jumped up and then jumped again in mid-air. She loved doing that. She somehow managed to learn to jump a second time in mid-air.
Rainbow peered around a corner to see a BLU sniper. The sniper was busy concentrating to line up his weapon, probably for a headshot.
Rainbow withdrew her shotgun and pulled out a metal bat. She sprinted towards the sniper and swung. He was knocked unconscious after two blows.
“Ahhh… I, I don’t even know where to start with you,” Rainbow said to the sniper’s laying body. “I mean do you even know who you’re talking to?”
Rainbow heard footsteps behind her. She turned around to see a Pyro come around the corner. The Pyro’s mask turned to look at her and readied her flamethrower.
Rainbow’s eyes opened wide. She quickly put away her bat and pulled out her shotgun. The Pyro started her flamethrower and began to charge at Rainbow. Rainbow steadied her shotgun and fired three quick shots. The three close-range bursts sent the Pyro flying back. The Pyro’s body lay dead on the floor a few yards away.
Rainbow winced in pain. A bit of the flames reached her body and she was on fire. She reached into her clothes. After a few seconds, she found what she was looking for. She pulled out a glass of milk.
“Mad milk!” Rainbow exclaimed. She opened the glass and poured the liquid on herself. The flames were quickly doused. Her body was dripping with the white milk, but she knew the effect would wear off eventually. She received a few burns here and there, nothing major compared to what would have happened had she not thought of bringing some milk.
She walked over to the Pyro’s body. “Do you have any idea? Any idea who I am?” Rainbow Dash shook her head. “Basically, kind of a big deal.”
Rainbow took off again. She entered a large room and looked around. A muffin came soaring past her head. Whoa! That was a bit too close Rainbow thought.
Across the room, Rainbow could see an enemy soldier standing straight with her hand making an “L” across her hard hat.
Calling me a loser?! Rainbow thought. Rainbow reloaded her Scattergun.
“Yeah, come get some, ya bucking wuss!” Rainbow yelled as she darted towards the Soldier.
The Soldier readied herself and fired muffins towards her upcoming opponent. Rainbow easily dodged the slow-moving muffins and soon found herself right in front of the Soldier.
“I’m runnin’ circles around ya!” Rainbow said. The Soldier tried to switch to her shotgun, but it was too late. Rainbow fired two shots at the Soldier and she was sent flying back.
Rainbow flexed her front leg and admired it. “Oh colt, that’s beautiful.”
Rainbow walked over to the Soldier. “Listening? Okay,” Rainbow said with a small chuckle.
“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and sister…” Rainbow gave the Soldier a scowl, “I hurt ponies.”
“Imma Force-a-Nature! If you were from where I was from, you’d be bucking dead!” Rainbow yelled at the Soldier.
Rainbow sat down and sighed. She remembered her days back in Buckston, Flanksachusetts. With seven older brothers against her, fights tended to start before Rainbow, the runt of the litter, could maneuver into punching distance, so she trained herself to run. She ran everywhere, all the time, until she could beat her pack of mad horse siblings to the fray.
Rainbow got up again. Time to keep moving on. Rainbow Dash raced down a hallway. She looked into the rooms as she passed by.
Whoooo! Hold on a sec… Rainbow said. She backtracked to look into one of the rooms. She saw a Heavy beginning to eat a daisy sandwich. The Heavy’s weapon lay on the other side of the room. Rainbow Dash smiled to herself.
The Heavy was just about to take her first delicious bite of the sandwich when she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to see Rainbow Dash crouching on top of a crate.
“Yo, what’s up?” Rainbow Dash asked. The Heavy got up and began to swing her hooves, trying to land a punch on Rainbow. Rainbow just moved out of the way of the punches effortlessly. The Heavy began to yell as she punched, and Rainbow decided to yell back to taunt her foe.
“I’m not even winded yet!” Rainbow exclaimed. But she was beginning to get bored, it was time to finish this.
Rainbow took out her bat and double-jumped in the air. The Heavy looked around to see where Rainbow went. The Heavy looked up just in time to see a bat swing into her face.
“Whoooo!” Rainbow yelled.
Rainbow Dash picked up the Heavy’s sandwich. She trotted over and sat on the Heavy’s body. She started to eat the massive sandwich. A job well done today by Rainbow Dash.
Above scene based off of video.
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Rainbow entered the starting room again. She needed to rest up before going back out. She looked into the weapons storage. A change in weaponry never hurt anyone.
She placed her Scattergun away and took out a box. A label on the box said: “Any outdoorsman will tell you the most frustrating part of hunting is when a deer simply FALLS DOWN when shot, and doesn't FLY BACKWARDS into the forest.”
Rainbow opened the box and took out her new toy, the Force-A-Nature. It fired much faster than the Scattergun, but it also had its drawbacks. Rainbow shrugged, disregarding any flaws and took out a few weapons for her secondary and melee.
Rainbow rounded a corner, searching for new enemies. She couldn’t wait to use her new weapons. As soon as she turned, a sentry began to fire at her. She doubled back to the other side of the corner. She took a few apples from the sentry, but nothing too bad.
“I see that we are having the same problems,” a voice said from behind.
“Whoa!” Rainbow exclaimed readying her weapon. She turned around to see Rarity in her usual ski mask. Rainbow sighed in relief. “Don’t scare me like that!”
Rarity rolled her eyes. “I apologize. But as for the sentry, I can probably sap it. The engineer is right there so I will need a distraction.”
A mischievous smile appeared on Rainbow’s face. “Don’t worry. I got your back.” Rainbow said.
Rarity nodded and cloaked herself to an enemy Engineer. Rainbow took out her bat.
But this wasn’t the same metal bat as before. This time it was wooden and it came with its own baseball. Rainbow concentrated. This had to be perfect.
Rainbow turned the corner and quickly threw her baseball in the air. She swung at it while taking a few hits from the sentry.
The baseball hit its mark. The Engineer immediately froze in place as the baseball hit him. Rainbow spun back to the other side of the corner. “Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hitcha. No, wait, yeah I did!” Rainbow said in delight.
Rarity quickly made her move. She placed a sapper on the sentry and moved behind the Engineer. She took out her knife and plunged it into the Engineer’s back. The Engineer fell down in a slump.
“Oh dear, I’ve made quite a mess,” Rarity said. Rarity nodded to Rainbow and took off.
Rainbow started to move too, but quickly winced in pain. The apples did quite some damage to her. She looked ahead to see Fluttershy passing by.
“Hey, doc!” Rainbow said.
Fluttershy looked over to Rainbow and gave a nod. She walked towards Rainbow.
“Hit me, doc!” Rainbow said. She waited for Fluttershy to begin using her Medigun. Fluttershy walked behind Rainbow Dash.
Wait a sec… Why does she have to behind me? Rainbow asked to herself. She gasped in realization.
Rainbow turned around with her Force-A-Nature ready in hoof. She saw Fluttershy with a knife and an evil grin on her face. The grin quickly changed to a look of terror as Rainbow turned around. Rainbow fired two shots at Fluttershy. Two bursts of rainbows shot out of the weapon and sent Fluttershy flying back. Fluttershy changed to a BLU spy before Rainbow’s eyes.
“Dat’s what I’m talkin’ about!” Rainbow yelled as she got to use her new weapon for the first time.
Rainbow Dash walked forward with her head held up high. That should be just about everypony she thought to herself. She paused.
At the end of the hall, there looked to be a few mines lying around the doorway. Turned out there was one more enemy to face. She pulled out a can of soda.
The label on the can said: “Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin' ponies superpowers.” Rainbow popped the cap and quaffed the whole can. She wiped her mouth with her hoof and took out her Sandman.
She sped up to the blue mines. In front of her, she saw a Demoman spin around, thump his chest twice, and then throw a V-sign with his hand.
The mines around Rainbow Dash immediately exploded. The Demoman stood there laughing.
“Looks like they’re going to have to glue you back together! In hell!” the Demoman sneered. His grin faded away when he saw Rainbow Dash standing there completely unscathed.
Rainbow let out a hearty laugh. “Un-bucking-touchable!” Rainbow said. She felt the effects of the Bonk! Atomic Punch wear off.
The Demoman just stood in place with his mouth wide open.
Rainbow Dash sprinted in front of him. “Hey, knucklehead, I’m talking ta you! Bonk!” Rainbow said as she landed a hard hit on the Demoman’s skull. She hit him a few more times before he finally fell. It sure did take more with a wooden bat than a metal bat.
Rainbow Dash sighed in relief. The day’s finally over. Time to watch the Buckston Red Sox destroy the Neigh York Yankees.
Following are Scout links used:
http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout
http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout_taunts