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It's been a few months since the Battle of the Bands, and Adagio Dazzle is trying her best to become one of the "good guys." Sure, she won't wear any pajamas that aren't ninety percent see-through. And yeah, she can't stop threatening to kick puppies. But still, she's trying!

A week before her first Hearth's Warming, Adagio finds herself facing the most ridiculous task of her life: teaching Pinkie Pie the true meaning of the holiday season. Now, armed with nothing but her wits and a lot of alcohol, Adagio must save Hearth's Warming for the woman she loves doesn't hate as much as everyone else.


Originally written for Obselescence's Secret Santa Jingle-Off as a present for the lovely Majin Syeekoh.
Thanks to Oroboro, Not_A_Hat, Foehn, and Pascoite for prereading and editing.

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Sunset Shimmer has been living a reformed life for quite some time now. Whether by fate or random chance, she wound up in a serious relationship with the Twilight of the human world. She's content with where she is and has never been happier to be accepted and loved. In fact, she hopes that this Christmas will give her the opportunity to express how deeply she feels for Twilight.

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1. Sunlight fluff for the holidays.
2. Third consecutive year for me producing a Christmas special!
3. Post Rainbow Rocks. Featuring EqG-world Twilight. I could have written volumes to explain backstory but c'mon. It's a fluff-shot.

AUDIO READING by allykitty

As always, art by BlackWater (me)

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This story is a sequel to The Calming Christmas Flame


On a cold snowy Christmas night, the question finally came out and Twilight accepted. But that joyous moment of certainty was not the last moment of their lives. Many years lie ahead and marriage is not a free ticket to perfection. With their friends by their side, the new couple fights to steer clear of the typical bout of relationship problems. Like putting the toilet paper roll on backwards...

At least there's the honeymoon, right?

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1. Please be sure to watch all the Equestria Girls movies, as this does contain spoilery material otherwise.
2. This is the sequel to The Calming Christmas Flame. I'll admit V-Day Fire was just a tease. ;)
3. The story's primary Twilight is the one from the human world, NOT from the pony world.
4. Dog Spike is a dog. He doesn't talk in this story.
5. Please understand that this is rated Teen, not Mature. There will be no explicit scenes.
6. I started this back in March. Love won. Does that make me a hipster? :trollestia: (I kid.)

First featured October 15, 2015. :heart:

Art by BlackWater (me)

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When you need some advice with the ladies, you can always turn to your bros.

Bros got your back, bro.

A bromantic comedy.


Proofread by Themaskedferret.

Special thanks to MrNumbers and Selbi.

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Frisk and her friends have finnaly escaped the Underground, but they didn't walk out onto earth. They......heh, you get the idea.

*Crossover with Undertale and takes place after True Pacifist ending.
Takes place after Mlp season 5 finale*

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Fluttershy loves nothing in her world more than animals. Well, except Rainbow Dash, but technically humans are animals as well. When she wakes up in an unfamiliar home on an unfamiliar farm on an unfamiliar planet with a very strange economy...farming cute little slime creatures for their..."plorts"...

Fluttershy doesn't approve of this method of income, but as it is the only one available to her she must use it to its full potential...even if it means keeping a cute animal in captivity. Just as she thought it couldn't get worse...she has to use a vacuum to catch them...

That may not be the worst part....can she cope with the loneliness...or will she survive with the companionship of her slime moneymakers? Will she be without a human companion forever?

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Debra Hart leads a rather plain life, discounting the disasters caused by her clumsiness on a daily basis. Luckily she meets a man who adds a bit of excitement to her life, though often in the form of other-worldly beings that want to kill them both.

Edited by Tired Old Man.

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The stakes are higher than ever in Sam's latest adventure. Instead of having to recover his personal property, telling Thunder and Lightning to knock it off, or getting revenge on the cookies that spoiled his dinner, Sam must save his... big brother Mark from the clutches of Queen Chrysalis? Talk about a step up the hero ladder.

Why does she want his brother and what does she plan to do with him? Sam has no idea, but that won't stop him from diving headfirst into Equestria, swiping everything that isn't nailed down, and running away screaming at even the mere sight of Princess Twilight and her dreaded tea party.

A.N.: Straight crossover between Pajama Sam and MLP:FiM.

As a quick rundown for anyone not familiar with the series, Pajama Sam is a children's point-and-click adventure game series that was published by Humongous Entertainment from 1996 to 2003. It involved Pajama Sam, the titular character, traveling to fantastical worlds full of interesting characters to achieve goals and learn life lessons. The gameplay gimmick of the series (and the company in general) was that every primary goal had two distinct solutions, only one of which would be selected per play-through. This meant you had to play the game at least twice in order to see everything, and each entry had sixteen different possible paths to choose from, greatly increasing replay value.

Custom cover art by the talented SoarinDash959.

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I am...Well was a normal twenty one year old trying to enjoy a convention...Kinda hard when your a white girl cosplaying as Garnet-
What do they want you to go around in blackface to look the part?!
Shush! Now after buying a wicked awesome visor from a weird merchant-
You should have foresaw this considering how much fanfiction you read.
SHUT UP!
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Are you going to be quiet now?
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*Sigh* Now I'm stuck in My Little Fricking Pony with all the power, ability's and looks of Garnet, including my own very annoying mental Ruby and Sapphire. I can't even tell if we're three people or just one, I just want to go home!

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Charlie, a massive gamer, Fnaf fan, and brony, was pulled into Equestria for an unknown reason while he was going to a Con dressed as Nightmare Fredbear from FnaF4.
The biggest thing was, he was Nightmare Fredbear when he arrived....

FNAF Crossover, if you can't already tell....

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