Christmas and Butts (But Mostly Christmas) · 8:22am Dec 25th, 2016
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a penny was stirring,
because they had all been sacrificed to the neverending grind of American capitalism...
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a penny was stirring,
because they had all been sacrificed to the neverending grind of American capitalism...
First blog of the new year? First blog of the new year.
Well, my goal of twenty-four stories in 2016 is off to a good start, it seems. Less than ten days into the new year, I've got a story ready to publish!