Every so often, once a century or so, Celestia gets a certain itch. With great care, she shrewdly plots a way to slake her wanton thirst for horse shenanigans and tomfoolery. As fate would have it, on this fine occasion, she's chosen to commit larceny, while disguised as the one, the only, Applejack...

Something fun for everybody. I hope y'all enjoy it!

Artwork by Big Rigs

You've read this scene before.

Cupid's arrow makes ponies fall in love? No problem! Twilight Sparkle makes a love potion with the same result? Oh, hello moral ambiguity! Things only got worse when Rainbow drank the potion... then gazed at me... smiling... oh no...

This story is dedicated to the runt, the grunt, the unt missing a 'c', An Intricate Disguise!

TwiDash by nn.

So... guess what? When Discord was told by somepony that he should take up a hobby, what he decided to take on was something both out of the ordinary-

BOORRRIINNGGG!!! Just get to the introduction already!

Ugh, fine... Welcome Mares and Gentlestallions to Last Week Tonight. With your host, the lord of chaos himself, Discord!

Thank you! Thank you! You know... bah, expositions are boring, so just please enjoy my show as I talk about all the things and current events in Equestria and hopefully see the much needed changes. Because don't we all think that the Princesses need an outside perspective of what's going on in the world?

I don't-.

Anyone other than the authors? Nope? Well, let's get this party started!

A series of short satirical comedy pieces put together by MrAquino and FrostTheWolf based on the show "Last Week Tonight by John Oliver". Each chapter will contain the original subject of the chapter along with the reactions of other characters such as the Mane Six, the Princesses and so on. This won't be a frequently updated as some of my other stories and above all, this may be considered as a test for trying to branch out and come up with stories that aren't crossovers.

Feedback is very much appreciated. We would like to hear what you have to say on this and any advice that you may have to help us improve with future pieces. Also, the sex tag is for sexual humor.

Since there are no further ideas for future 'episodes', I am marking this story as complete.

Big Mac is an ordinary country boy. Even though his little sister gained magical super powers, he's managed to stay out of most of the weirdness. But things go pear-shaped after he starts spending more time with his physics teacher, Dr. Discord. Thanks to Dr. Discord's time machine, Big Mac becomes stranded in the year 1993, and that's not even the strangest part.

No, the strangest part is that his mom keeps flirting with him.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Villain Exchange Program contest.

Twilight Sparkle fights her most nefarious enemy yet: her kitchen door.

She loses... well, almost.

Mild (pony-ized) profanity warning.

Twilight was ready. She'd survived the tricks and deceptions the draconequus had thrown her way, she'd retrieved the Elements of Harmony, she had been able to turn her friends back to their old selves, now all that was left was confronting Discord and finally defeating him.

If only she hadn't twisted her ankle during the fight.

Based on a thing Wintermist wrote.

When Twilight Sparkle's life grew more full of accolades, it grew more full of demands. First, she became Twilight Sparkle, the element of Magic; then she became Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship. Then the savior of two universes, then the rejuvenator of the Tree of Harmony, then owner of the Castle of Friendship. The Redeemer of Starlight Glimmer, the aunt of the world's most powerful alicorn, the headmistress of the School of Friendship. So it went.

And at the end of it all, she realized that Twilight Sparkle didn't really exist anymore - all that was left of her was a series of titles, awards and obligations, and the pony that held it all together was little more than a puppet to the demands of the world around her.

And when she understood that Twilight Sparkle was as good as gone, a second option opened itself up to her: if she could unfetter herself from the glory she had worked all her life to obtain, would Twilight Sparkle exist again - not as a name attached to a role, but a pony with her own hopes, dreams and desires?

And if she did, what would come next?

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A brief story about time, reality, pseudophilosophy, self-actualization and surprisingly tasty desserts.

Cover art by KzKsM.

Part of the Re- 'Verse.

Thanks to Wanderer D, Flashgen and Door Belle for their help proofreading, editing and offering advice.

And, more than anything else, my immense thanks to GaPJaxie for inspiring, reviewing and talking to me about this story. Without him, it literally would not exist.

Rainbow Dash has a crush.

A huge one.

On a mare with beautiful purple eyes.

On a mare with a nice, pointy horn, and a wonderful set of wings.

On a mare that can somehow rock what had to be the most boring of haircuts known to ponykind, making it look like the leading act of a fashion show.

So, with all that in mind, what was there for a big, athletic, inexperienced, and frankly, totally awesome pegasus to do?

Well, to be honest, there is only one real solution. Acquire a book, get a reservation to a fancy restaurant, some tickets to las Pegasus, bribe Starlight, hire Scootaloo with a radio as a spy, and see which things work.

Of all the things one can call Rainbow Dash, sentimental is low on the list.

But the stunt flyer does have a soft side she only shows one pony.