I...I am a monument to all your sins...
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Every so often, once a century or so, Celestia gets a certain itch. With great care, she shrewdly plots a way to slake her wanton thirst for horse shenanigans and tomfoolery. As fate would have it, on this fine occasion, she's chosen to commit larceny, while disguised as the one, the only, Applejack...
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… . . . .. .? Ok.
This is the best thing I’ve ever read.
Me will read this later, but for now, horse words must be written so I have hope that I might be able to start an actual series or something.
Later that day, the real Applejack showed up and robbed the bank.
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Nah, she was committing arson at the peach farm!
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Oooh, the perfect alibi.
9447635
Well, that can't be right! I have it on good authority that, at the time in question, Applejack was salting Golden Harvest's carrot farm!
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Now this is just absurd. There's no way Applejack could be robbing a bank, razing a farm, and salting the earth of that darn dirty carrot monger!
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You're right, there is no way she could be doing all three of those things, as I was judging a 12-hour Iron Mareathon between her and Rainbow Dash during this timeframe! Something's not right here...
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wait wait, so your alibi is that you were busy committing FELONY arson! XD
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Look, all I know is that we're getting reports of Applejack committing all manner of heinous deeds across Equestria!!!
Character tag is wrong. Just sayin'.
you get an A+/10. The story was great!
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I know, it's the damnedest thing! Must be a glitch on the site or something!!!
Who Else But Celestia!!
~Does a shrug, freeze frame and cut to credits~
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Are we sure she didn't sneak into the Canterlot Archives to steal Starswirl's time travel spell as well?
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This theory may warrant some investigation. I'm sure Celestia, the glorious astral horse goddess, will look into it!
Pfft
I'm not gonna laugh!
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N-nope, never!
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Aww heck.
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so....what happens when the real applejack goes to Appleloosa?
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I'm sure nopony would ask her about it, since Celestia kindly asked them not to!
>Some Leech
>Story rated E
Hm. Something seems wrong here, and it's not just Applejack's behaviour
have to wonder how many minds would have been broken if celestia had put 'you' instead of applejack.
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I don't know. Pretty sure at least one of them would ask how she got out of Tartarus or something.
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So AJ was super busy that day! But is that really so strange? We all know she likes to keep productive, after all.
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You tell me! I wonder if that's why I saw Applejack leaving their home earlier yesterday?
So by this fics logic could someone walk into the castle with a fake crown and claim to be Princess Celestia?
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Whoa man, don't spoil the sequel!
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Spoiler alert: Princess Celestia was actually Applejack in disguise since season 1
leech is a dork :3
(Sigh)
CelestiaApplejack wouldn’t have gotten away with it if they weren’t all as dumb as a sack of rocks.This was the silliest thing I’ve ever read, and I’ve read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
The new Payday 2 update looks great.
This was amazing
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What I think you meant to say:
>Some Leech
>Story rated E
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Something isn't right here...
But didn't he just said Capital punishment had been outlawed? And one moment later he threatens to enforce it...
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Capital punishment is a literal death sentence. Thankfully, the "time out corner" is a much more lenient punishment for ne'er-do-wells!
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knows just where 
's mirror pool is in the Everfree.... 
Well, it just so happens that
PONDERS how Luna deals with simular feelings. We know its highly likely she has them
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Would make things so much easier for Chrysalis.
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Hm...
Next Apple Family reunion is going to awkward.
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Of course not. They'd figure it out instantly. On the other hand, if you add a name tag.....
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Or just a fake cutie mark over your real one.
Just so you know, I still fapped to this...
Leech, did tekky give ya booze before ya wrote this?
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Nah
I saw that picture and had to write something for it. Like, I was stricken by the muse SUPER HARD
This was great. It looks like that old saying even applies in Equestria.
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So no booze