IMPORTANT NOTICE: What was once an April Fools joke from 2014 has now become yet another one of my stories. I hope you enjoy it.

Equestria, while known to house its own dangers in certain areas, is considered to be the most peaceful country. But when a sudden anomaly befalls the land, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have to balance their royal duties and caring for two beings that have suddenly stumbled upon their city.

Little do they know that there is more to these figures than meets the eye...

Bleach is copyright of Tite Kubo/TV Tokyo
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright of Hasbro

"Princess, why have you called for me so...um..."

"Urgently? Twilight, creatures of all sorts of strange and mythical power have started to find Equestria their home. But, ponies may panic due to their...appearances. And the creatures could too if they are disturbed. Twilight, you must record and study each of them. Protecting them is also a must. Who knows what they could do if they're angered."

"Wow...this is all a little sudden."

"Come, I'll discuss it to you."

(Cover Art goes to BlackChaos666)

Going to a new school is easy. Going to a new school when you're a loner is tough. Going to a new school when you're a loner and people won't leave you alone and want to be your friend is impossible. Sadly for me, I'm that last one.

The name's Michael Bacon, the biggest loner you would ever meet. It's not that I can't make friends, I just like being alone with a nice video game or manga. But sadly for me, my mom thinks it's unhealthy for a 'handsome boy like you' to be so anti-social. Naturally, I do what any teen does when their mom tells them what to do. I ignore it.

But my mom had other plans. Next thing I know I'm shipped off to live in a two story house by myself and have to go to a school called 'Canterlot High.' Hopefully it won't be to bad, it's just a loner going to a new high school where no one knows him.

...

I'm so dead.

Edited and proof read by Erised the ink-moth from episodes 0-2 Go check him out, he's awesome!

Every episode after that has been edited by my long-time editor BrownDog77! Once again go check him out!

Character tags will come and go as the story continues.

And the AU is that the movies never happened, but the characters still exist. This will be explained in detail in the Author's Notes.

A human designed colonization probe carrying all the components required to create a colony for the human race has detected a planet within parameters to begin terraformation and colonization. There's just one problem, an unknown radiation covers the land making it too dangerous for humans. The planet itself is fine, but the radiation must be removed before colonization can begin. Meanwhile in Ponyville a large object lands on the outskirts of town. Other objects can be seen flying through the air and orbiting the planet. Twilight Sparkle soon notices something peculiar, something very strange. Something horrifying. Wherever the objects go, magic is removed. This could get problematic.

This story is a sequel to Fire Upon Strings

My name is Selene. I'm the detective working on the missing cosplayers case. Well, More like helping. My boyfriend and his brother were part of the people who went missing. I am now one of them too.

Stuck in Equestria as Konohana Sakuya, I strive to bring the two brothers back together and maybe even home. That's all I want... To be back home.

Continuation of Fire Upon Strings. Yes, it's a Displaced story. Yes, It's rated teen for language and violence. VERY VERY HIGHLY recommended to read the first before reading this. It'll make a lot more sense.

You've all heard the story before; guy goes to convention, gets a cool artifact, and then gets teleported to Equestria, and then turns into what he's dressed as. That's the story going around. However, at least they can talk. Have you ever tried communicating with ponies when they not only don't speak the same language as you, but you can't even talk back because that fire-breathing hole in your face can't form coherent words? It's kind of hard. Well, as you may have guessed, that happened to me, except I didn't even make it to the con. No, instead, I put on my costume beforehand, and I end up getting summoned here by Celestia's own student, who thought she'd summoned something else. Now everyone's trying to kill me or something, and I didn't even DO anything!

Oh, and I can't even talk, like I said. Ain't life just grand? Egh... At least I have my sword... Don't ask how much THAT cost me.

Twilight summons another human.
It's a corpse. Again.
That's it, really.

Put it in whatever folders of whatever groups you deem appropriate. Or don't. I don't really mind either way.
But, I do like feedback for whatever reason. Comment! Like! Dislike! Write hateful things to me! It'll satisfy my slightly-off emotions or whatever!
(A parody sort of thing, with no real original as a backup. Making fun of 'Twilight teleported/summoned the human' trope. I thought it was funny. You probably won't.)
((Probably a one shot. Probably.))

Skeletor is the evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front. Skeletor fights for humanity's very survival against the good and friendly alien ponies that plan to invade Earth to turn all humans into ponies against their will.

Yes, the humans are the bad guys...

Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.