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Uberdeathninja


I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

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You've all heard the story before; guy goes to convention, gets a cool artifact, and then gets teleported to Equestria, and then turns into what he's dressed as. That's the story going around. However, at least they can talk. Have you ever tried communicating with ponies when they not only don't speak the same language as you, but you can't even talk back because that fire-breathing hole in your face can't form coherent words? It's kind of hard. Well, as you may have guessed, that happened to me, except I didn't even make it to the con. No, instead, I put on my costume beforehand, and I end up getting summoned here by Celestia's own student, who thought she'd summoned something else. Now everyone's trying to kill me or something, and I didn't even DO anything!

Oh, and I can't even talk, like I said. Ain't life just grand? Egh... At least I have my sword... Don't ask how much THAT cost me.

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Comments ( 83 )

Well, it seems like this villain probably won't talk. Cliche snarky and sarcastic teen has been averted.

...That is, unless he masters non-verbal communication.

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More like 'confused and haphazard arm gestures and barfing lava when angry'. But yeah, far from snarky and sarcastic.

I can't wait!!!! I want to see the reactions on the Ponies Faces when they see the monster :rainbowlaugh:

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Yes, the body of the annoying and unarguably charismatic Smelter Demon, with the brain of a 17-year-old kid.

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Fuck. We're in for one wild ride...
OH SHIT I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!
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I'M GONNA DO IT!!

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Why are you calling Pinkie Pinky? It's annoying and incorrect.

4452040 Keep it as Pinky if you want, but I never understood why some people want to write it as Pinky. The name is confirmed to be Pinkie in the cannon, and it kind of helps stopping confusions from happening. I saw this one fic that had a character named Pinky and the author also called Pinkie Pinky. I had no idea what was going on...

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Well, I already fixed it, so you may rest easy.

I really wish Pinkie would have stayed dead. The sheer concept of summoning something (especially a demon) from across the unknown for almost no reason whatsoever sounds incredibly stupid to me. Twilight had no idea what she could possibly be summoning and to assume she could handle it is beyond foolish. It could act in ways and do things she could never comprehend and what if ripping a hole through space and time would create an opening for a creature trapped between such realms to escape and cause mass confusion and chaos across the land. With Pinkie dying, Twilights foolish actions would have geared some kind of immediate consequence so she could learn to never do something like this again because she would have the loss of one of her closest friends to remember as what happened during her last experience doing such a thing as summoning a demon from who knows where. So I hope someone else dies soon (I also just hate it when a fic abuses Pinkie's cartoonish abilities in a fic that is involving a character from a series that has no such things happen). Either way, I am interested to see where this may go so keep it up!!

Oh god it's the Butt hole troll! Watch out fir the trident!! Lol, hope this is good!!

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I wanted to keep her dead, I really did, but everyone would unfollow me at once if I did. So, I rolled with it. But don't worry, someone else WILL die soon, mark my words.

4456846 It was a joke since many trolls like to use the poison channeler's trident to instantly poison you. :ajbemused:

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Oh, okay.

I prefer a Manslayer , but whatev's. To each their own.

I hated the smelter demon. I tried for like an hour to beat him, but I probably was undergeared, so I eventually said screw it and came back later, and now I love him.
Strange.

Supposedly crappy chapter is not crappy at all. Good job showing a valid reason for conflict.

I honestly thought you had abandoned this good to see you haven't. As for the chapter its actually not bad this has valid reason for conflict something a lot of fanatics don't.

Nice chapter! Keep up the good work.

Well magic and miracles were nerfed to death so no worries anymore XD wonder if good ol Smelter will "incinerate" the princess "in one swing" and then she'll turn into Ichorous Earth

What happens if they use the Elements or whatever Magical Deus ex Machina and then found out the MDeM didn't work but gave him the ability to understand and talk to them and then the truth was out.

How derped do you think they will be after the truth was out

Omg I was thinking of making a story like this but with Mirror Knight. Please make more such a good read.!

I like to imagine that whenever they fight Smelter, defeatist music plays because they've got absolutely no chance XD. I'm enjoying this so much and you're really good at showing just showing OP that fiery bastard is.

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Christ, not this again...

I get yelled at for spelling it that way, then this way. Fuck, why don't I just stop using her altogether? Would that fuckin' please you, your highness?

5040438 woah calm down sport no one is yelling

5040438 Calm down, I was just asking a question. I've never understood where the spelling with Y comes from. All sources I have seen have it as -ie instead of Y.

EDIT: Looks like I made a comment about it 16 weeks ago. Ignore me if you wish but I still don't understand where the Y comes from.

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Forgive me, I was tired when I wrote that.

I mean no anger, my friend.

Have I told you yet how awesome this story is?

I Orenstein the dragon slayer Approves this story!

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Then you'll love 'Ornstein and Smough go on an epic quest of infinite discovery for groceries'!

5174700 Mmm yes I have read that! It is a very good story and almost 100% accurate too! You got Smough and my personalities just right! I applaud you on a good job. For that I shall award thee. Sense lord Gwyn died and all the other gods except for Smough Gough, Artorias and kurian are still alive I shall knight you the fifth knight of the lord of sunlight. Your name and new tidal is Sir Uberdeathninja the demon slayer!

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Yes! This is such an honor, Ser Ornstein. I hereby devote my existence to my title as demonslayer! I thank you heartily, sir Ornstein!

5179258 No problem young knight. Take this tidal with honor and make us proud! I expect to see great things out of you... Uberdeathninja

Comment posted by Garan165 deleted Sep 25th, 2016
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