Have you ever been on a trip that you really did not want to go on? Well that's how I feel right about now. I'm Edward, just some 23 year old shut-in and I've been dragged along for a boring-ass vacation on some island in the middle of nowhere.

Although, it would seem that my destination would be somewhere very different. While still being in the middle of nowhere, I'm in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of talking colorful horses. What's worse, is I can't even understand a damn thing they are saying; but, oh it gets even better than that; I'm now somehow one of these things.

Before I can even think about getting out of this mess, I'll need to learn how to even walk and talk like one of them, maybe then I can get some answers and hopefully find my way home.

Earlier chapters are weak. You've been warned.
Rated teen for slight language and suggestive themes.
Edited by Darastrix. Pre-read by Azu.
Cover image by Sinrar.
Not a blatant self-insert.

Trixie has been driven by vengeance to become a better magician than any other pony. But when she finally achieves this, her thirst for power shows no end, bringing Trixie to consider grander schemes than a successful career, and into plots of a more... treasonous nature.

Zach, the Lone Wanderer, just returned after clearing out an alien mothership. With him, he brought some pretty interesting technology. After selling it off to Craterside Supplies's very own Moira Brown, the scientist/engineer/possibly-slightly-entirely insane woman tinkers around. Soon, she's off to a place full of new things to force her experiments on...

Captain Widdershins and Phil did not abandon the Queequeg, they were simply... borrowed, for a bit. Even when the two volunteers end up in a land of magical ponies, the treachery of the world is not as far away as they hoped.

Crossover with A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Elijah was a normal boy, until he decided to eat rat poison. Then, he became a normal dead boy. Since Elijah didn't exactly lead the best life, he had a one way ticket to Hell. However, he is given a chance to redeem himself by being the Guardian Angel of nine lucky (or rather, unlucky) ponies.

Xaren is a dragon, and an old one at that. For the past 10,000 years he has slept, alone, and undisturbed, deep within a mountain. One day, that all changes. When a certain performer enters his cave, looking for the power to redeem herself, she discovers more than she was prepared for. What will the future bring to the undying one who only wants one thing; Death, sweet and final? Or will he discover that, perhaps, some things are worth living for? And will Trixie, despairing of ever being accepted, of being strong, finally realize just how powerful the blood of dragons really is?

While out on a cutie mark crusade, the Crusaders happen upon a lone changeling on the edges of the Everfree Forest. After a scuffle the changeling finds itself injured and trapped in Ponyville. Seeing an opportunity to earn their cutie marks the girls take the changeling in, planning to teach it about Equestria.

However what they don't know is the changeling is actually the Commander to the Changeling Empire, and he has his own plans in mind.

But soon events play out for the four as they endure the aftermath of the Canterlot Invasion, and perhaps toughest of all: Each other. Lessons are learned and stories are shared between one another, leading the changeling to question its motives, and itself. Leading it to ask the biggest question of all:

"Can creatures that's special talent is to change its appearance, change in other ways...?"

Really! It's not! An epic space battle between Zim and Dib leaves them both (plus GIR and Gaz) stranded on a strangely Earth-like alien planet on the other side of a wormhole. Now Invader and Defender of Earth must work together with the strange natives to get back to their precious Earth, or will they be too busy being at each other's throats? Or will that just be Gaz at Dib's throat? At least this wormhole didn't have a walnut-eating moose... or does it?

After seven years, Shield Dasher is back on Equestrian Soil. Seven years since he left without saying goodbye to his adoptive parents, and his sister. Rainbow Dash. Now he returns, wounded and scarred from battles won long ago, to make up for the time he lost and the time he has left.

But all is not as peaceful as it seems, will our hero be forced back into the breach.

Most likely...

(Well, I've never had a story featured before. This is a nice feeling. Thanks guys, you're the best.)

Now with more Action!

"You think your video game crashing on the final boss is bad? Well, try waking up as Button Mash. Then come back to me."
Zeke woke up after a long night of working at his family's Wedding Photography business to find that he was turned into Button Mash. He may have been a decent gamer before, but now he's gonna have to get used to a whole new skill tree of problems. Will he make it to New York in time? Or will the enemies, quests, and possible glitches stop him?

Set it the "PonyEarth" verse. (group here: PonyEarthVerse) *Not Canon Yet*