Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An everypony story.

(Cover image by Rannva)

During a traumatic event, an outsider finds himself flung violently into Equestria. His physical form is warped into that of the inhabitants but will his mentality follow? And even more importantly, will anypony truly accept him for who he is? Take a journey alongside this inexperienced youth as he finds himself in a strange new world with very different customs and tries his hardest to find a place for himself where he didn't before. A pity he can't even remember his name...

Okay, the basics. It's first person almost entirely. Very, very long chapters. I try to wrap them up around twelve to thirteen pages but a few slipped over that, especially towards the end. I'll release them slightly stagnated, as I'll be making final revisions as I go. Character tags are NOT final. I'll add more main characters as they show up in each chapter. Expect an update one or two times a week, probably. I adore reviews and structured, constructive criticism. Even if you just want to say you like it, that's fine too. :) I write stories to entertain peoples, so any evidence I get that it's working will encourage me. I hope you enjoy the story!

Chaos Lord Crull of the World Eaters appears in Equestria for unknown reasons (probably due to Warp travel gone awry). Stranded on this strange world, he slowly discovers the meaning of the word 'friendship' as he forms bonds with a certain pink pony.

A Warhammer 40K crossover. What fun is there in making sense?

Proofreading done by Dramaideale. Big thanks to you, man.

An ancient civilization vanishes without a trace. Who were they? What were they? Why did they disappear? Celestia's oldest friend sends her a letter that shocks her to the core and Twilight Sparkle is sent on a journey that will test the limits of endurance as she races against time to fulfill a plan thousands of years in the making.

From high mountain peaks to icy tundra plains. From jungles and forests to deserts without end. Will they make it through the endless stream of challenges? Will they defeat this menace from ages past? What will be the price of victory?

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Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go where no bookworm has gone before: on dates. Dates with lots of unfamiliar (and not so unfamiliar) mares. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

A parody of dating websites in general, named after eHarmony.

A new pony wanders into town early one morning, and is quickly befriended by all, but when this new pony is quickly and unfairly taken from them, it sends Twilight Sparkle on a downward, gilt ridden slope, and Pinkie Pie completely off the deep end.

When Ra'zaan, a mercenary Khajiit known for taking difficult jobs from the higher ups in Cyrodill, takes a job from the Mage's Guild's Arch-Mage to go investigate a disturbance near Anvil, he gladly excepts. what happens next is something that not even the Mage that sent him on this quest could see coming. Ra'zaan seemingly falls off the face of Nirn! He wakes up in a very unfamiliar place, and sees no way to return home. Where is he? How did he get here? ...How can he get home?....

(Warning! I plan to have quite a few instances of violence and blood-shed in this. If this is not your thing, please, do not read this story.)

(About Image: I had an extremely hard time doing this. I couldn't find any pictures that I thought would work. Instead, I drew the Khajiit in paint (Not too bad is it?) and edited him into a picture of Ponyville from a distance. If anyone wants to try and find/make a better picture, please feel free, because I'm no artist.)

In a dark future where Princess Celestia and Luna are nowhere in sight, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to rule Equestria. Waging a party war against party crashing griffins she finds herself cornered with no other option but to go back in time using her 4th wall breaking powers to meet her past self. Using strengthened ability to break the 4th wall Pinkie Pie travels the multiverse and delves into fanfics written by much better authors to gather an army of Pinkie Pies to throw the ultimate party against the oncoming horde of party crashing griffins. First chapter doesn't really have much of alter universes or crossovers but there will be lots of that later on if I decide to keep going with this pet writing project.

P.S. if you catch some of the references I make in this then you my friend are awesome

In an alternate reality, Discord found his love of chaos came in handy for babysitting young foals. For two thousand years, since he and the princess' were kids, he's babysat nearly everyone in Equestria. Now he's babysitting the cutie mark crusaders, and while he does he recounts with them his many babysitting jobs of your favorite characters as fillies, one by one.

A botched spell brings a human into the land of ponies. Could this possibly lead to offbeat hijinks? Read on to find out.

Note that this story and all subsequent parts takes place between the first and second seasons of the show.