Ebon Mane
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Poor Twilight. WHY THOUGH WHY MUST YOU END IT RIGHT THEEERRREEE.
Hurry before I go crazy with wonder
Enjoyed it so far. Looking forward to more... I sense a trainwreck of a first date coming... Poor Twi!
I like this Rarity.
Best Rarity portrayal I have read yet.
Very nice portrayal of both Twilight and Rarity
I'm looking foreward to finding out how her date goes
Ebon Mane, I love you.
This story is hilarious! Keep up the good work!
I'm pretty sure Trixie's going to end up in the mix sometime soon. It has to do with her answer in the first chapter about stage magicians being better than mimes...
This is hilarious, man.
Pure comedy gold. I don't know what ridiculous situation you're going to get Twilight into next, but I'll definitely be watching to find out.
Now THIS was a gem of a read. X3 looking forward to future installments!
The waiter probably had the best line in the history of forever.
That's right Twilight, f@#k 'em up, there can only be one!
UPDATE GOD DAMMIT
Poor Twilight; I think Rarity deserves to be alone until she can get over herself.
Halfway through Chapter 1 I knew that Rarity and Twilight would get matched together. eventually Even still, this remains one of the most refreshingly original and fun fics I've read. Keep up the great work!
Ha, this may be my favorite chapter yet, even though it feels shorter than the others. I didn't look at the word count so maybe it is. And how is it that you made Twilight cursing sound so... sexy?
Keep up the good work!
4623 I think so too. Rarity's more glamorous, but Twilight's cuter.
that is boss
from the message I kind of expected this to be a date with Luna, but Scratch is cool too.
That was simply hilarious
Better sleep with one eye open Twi 
Lousy Expies/Captain Ersatzs. They never learn.
This just keeps getting better and better 
4623 No you are not.
Twilight's adorkableness knows no bounds!!! 
Just when I thought Twilight was gonna have a fun date without anything awkward happening.
On a positive note thanks for getting me all hooked on the idea of TwiScratch 
Aw, man. I don't know if Twilight is seriously considering it or if she was just saying that, but I hope she doesn't accept. I'm not really into polyamory, but I guess I'd keep reading anyway if she did, since I hate to quit halfway through. I love the "sugar tits" line, though.
lol
Aaannnd a idea, the princesses have magic,sure it was intended for unicorns but hey their the gods around here so...
awwww poor Trixie,so lonely
Twilight got herself another stalker
Yay for the new pairing of TwiScratch. I hope they make Scratch this awesome in season 2. This story somehow just keeps getting better. I <3 U-Harmony.
Poor Trixie. Bad Twilight! Don't hurt Trixie; she never meant to hurt you.
Twixie is still my fave pairing, even though it is necessarily a rocky relationship.
I hope Trixie will be back in season 2.
OH. MY. GOD. You sir, are brilliant. Brilliant!
Aww, and I was kind of hoping this one would unexpectedly work out. The date's not supposed to start out with sex, Trixie!
I love Rarity "accidentally" stumbling across Twilight's books hidden under the floorboards.
"Clop!"
For some reason I appreciate a serious part of this: just because two people - ponies - have compatible sexual orientations doesn't mean they will fall for each other. This is often neglected in shipfics and clopfics. Kudos!
The first thing I have actually guessed would happen in this fic.
No, Twilight has no sense of foe-yay, and if I didn't know better I'd think Trixie reads tvtropes.
The reasons for match made me think it was Luna.
But Scratch is still so awesome! 
I could FEEL the awkwardness....
Oh my god, I laughed so hard.
So, this thing is clearly being run by Celestia in order to troll ponies. I am so delighted.
Y'know, I was thinking that the most awkward date would be one with Celestia.
You have proven me wrong. Well played, sir, well played.
The tvtropes reference makes it worth it.
Hmm... notice how twilight stuck around in the museum, which means both of them are still in the same building
Moon's taking one from Fluttershy's book it seems.
It's gotta be Trollestia behind this. It just HAS to be.
Trixie is a troper
Somepony's been reading far too many Cracked articles...
For anyone who doesn't know, Dewdrop Dazzle is a (IMO hideous) recolor of the Twilight Sparkle toy. They've recolored every one of the mane 6 and most of them look awful. As for this story, however, every other line had me in stitches. You are a genius, Ebon Mane.
the character list shows luna.
Where is luna?
I demand more luna. (politely, that is)
5632 In the first chapter, they mentioned both of the princesses. That's why Luna and Celestia are there...
UNLESS...