Her Harmony Horror
TIME: 6:00 PM, CST
LOCATION: CANDLES' FLAME RESTARAUNT, FILLYDELPHIA
REASON FOR MATCH: SIMILAR VALUES
Twilight had more or less given up on finding romance through U-Harmony. She continued to send off for matches out of a sense of weary duty, knowing that it was the price she paid for brief flashes of insight into the dating spell's workings. The unicorn didn't bother to prepare; there was no point in putting effort into an inevitable disaster. As the appointed time approached, she wondered idly what horrors the spell would visit upon her this time. All too soon, she found out.
Twilight Sparkle recovered from teleportation's effects nearly immediately, as did the mare sitting across the table from her. She recognized the other unicorn at a glance, but shock kept her silent for a moment. Her date's teal eyes widened. Twilight desperately hoped she was wrong, but there was no mistaking it. The light gray coat. The mane, striped purple and white. The same old familiar face.
"Mom?" She found herself asking.
Twilight's mother disappeared in a flash of magic. The librarian just stared at where the other unicorn had been, hoping to wake up.
She had no such luck.
***
Eventually, she returned to her library, bewildered and slightly nauseated.
Spike was there to greet her. "Hey Twilight," he said, "Welcome back. How was your date?"
"More awkward than anything I could possibly have imagined, Spike," the mare replied, shuddering.
"Aww, that's too bad, Twilight. Anyway, a note came for you, not long after you left. It wasn't from the princess. It just said 'Never speak of this. Ever. And don't ask; you don't want to know. P.S. Your father says 'hi' and seems to find this hilarious. I will end you if you keep laughing. Yes, that was meant for you, stop looking over my shoulder when I'm writing.'" The dragon paused, "Or something like that. It vanished before I finished reading it."
Twilight had never more fervently wished for amnesia.
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lol
Aaannnd a idea, the princesses have magic,sure it was intended for unicorns but hey their the gods around here so...
OH. MY. GOD. You sir, are brilliant. Brilliant!
The first thing I have actually guessed would happen in this fic.
I could FEEL the awkwardness....
Oh my god, I laughed so hard.
So, this thing is clearly being run by Celestia in order to troll ponies. I am so delighted.
Y'know, I was thinking that the most awkward date would be one with Celestia.
You have proven me wrong. Well played, sir, well played.
i expected this in the doppleganger chapter actually. Twilight's dad is lucky
Must resist, must re...sist.............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just waiting for this to happen, but the letter confused me. How was her dad in on it, too???
You my good sir are a fucking god!
This chapter is the GREATEST.
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Well, to paraphrase Scratch....
"When a mare and a stallion love each other very much, then get bored after their foals all grow up and move out, and they find another mare who they like very much, they buy a really big bed, and...."
As other commenters have said; Twilight's Dad is one of the luckiest stallions out there.
Wow. I can safely say that I wasn't expecting that
ha expect the impossible like finding your mom in a daing site
Oh my God
I loled so hard when Twilight is dating with her mom.
"MOM?! What are you doing here?!" 
She was like
Nice work man and I think this whole blind dateing thing is to much comidy in this story!
You just made my day.
*Comedy
I could taste the awkwardness......it tasted like candy
Best chapter thus far
I want to know why her mom was there. I would feel terrible if I showed up for dinner and my mother left my hanging.
I fear what the next chrismas family visit is going to be like.
Oh my god...
Wait, how comes all her dates are only Unicorns so far and nor pegasi or earth ponies?
... I... just... wow. Yeah...
This is the worst dating service.
Ever.
Of all time.
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It was stated in the first chapter that only unicorns have enough magical ability to access the spell.
Oh god, this is hilarious
So Night Light and Twilight Velvet are swinging, it seems. One way to add spice.
Yeah, this was pretty much inevitable.
2135164 What is even better is how perfect the look on your avatar is for this one.