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- October, 2014
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Total Words: 15,515,350
Estimated Reading: 6 weeks
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When your life is a stack of suckcakes covered in angst syrup and the world turns its back on you after it kicks you into a puddle of hate toast with rejection margarine and the marmalade of loneliness and your parents are completely and totally dead, being a brony can seem meaningless. God, I'm hungry now. Sometimes all we need is a horse -- a great big one -- in a cardboard box to reinforce our own self-imposed martyr complexes.
A parody of My Little Dashie, in case you couldn't figure that out. Read by Illya Leonov!
See what actual, living bronies are saying about My Full-Sized Goddess Horse!
"This is a stark commentary on the self-destructive and delusion-wracked nature of Major Depression, as well as the ephemeral routes of mental escape in which one finds some momentary relief from the endless downpour of despair and hopelessness they experience with this disorder." -Cupcakes
"Vulgar." -Mystic
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"...My Full-Sized Goddess Horse is a fundamentally entertaining, messageless tale with impeccably-crafted prose." -Amit
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The air smells like smoke and this tea tastes like burnt plastic.
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There are no new cadets being trained, the big annual Wonderbolts party extravaganza isn't until this weekend, and Spitfire will only be away from the Academy for three days.
Fleetfoot is definitely ready for this responsibility.
Except she's not.
Somepony is totally getting fired.
A just-for-fun exercise in correspondence. Reading on a small screen is not recommended.
Preread by the ever-so-talented Ponky.
Spanish Translation from Spaniard Kiwi!
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Apparently hit the feature box for like twenty minutes!
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Rainbow Dash endures many trials to reach the edge of the world.
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Diamond Tiara's life after the Fall.
A Fallen World vignette.
Set in the same world as The Archer And The Smith
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Octavia's creativity pays off one day during a concert, where a special piece she adds as a finale brings out a new fan. But the fan appears out of nowhere, and no one seems to notice her but Octavia.
And all she does is dance.
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Featured on Equestria Daily November 15th, 2012.
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A horrible Cataclysm has turned all of Equestria into a Wasteland of barren ash and twilight desolation. The Sun and the Moon have been destroyed. Everypony has died--including Princesses Luna and Celestia. But one pony miraculously survives; she is a lone wanderer, the last of her kind, surrounded by menacing creatures that hate her. She navigates the Wastes in an airship and scavenges off the blighted landscape to keep herself alive.
Then one day she meets an old companion who grants her a gift, the chance to go back in time to the warm and sunny days of Ponyville, where her dead friends live in happiness. How far will the last pony venture into this joyous age of Equestria, even if she fully knows that there is no way to change the horrible fate of everypony she loves?
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Weeks after Rarity undergoes a complete meltdown, Princess Luna suggests she join a club called the "Block Party."
It's not a very fun party.
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