It's not even a real holiday. Rainbow Dash only wishes a certain somepony knew this.
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I think I just died.
My birthday is April 4th. I'll consider this a late birthday present, even though we've never talked and you'd have no reason to know this before right now.
Thanks!
Well, that was a very skirtsy story.
My mom's birthday is April Fourth.
>Discord's fault
>Go be the Austreaoh now.
Blame fourths.
This is art
beautiful
simply beautiful
All of my wat for that ending
Okay Skirts, I know I'm only on the fourth sentence of this, but we need to talk about this little obsession of yours.
Get it? LITTLE obsession? I astound myself.
Did...did Rainbow just go Nightmare? Is that what just happened?
Dash had it up to there with Rarities inharmonius treatment. So decided to give discordant in return.
It Is a Tuesday isnt it?
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Mine too. I'm not sure whether or not to take this personally.
I smiled like a dork at Purrainbow Dash and that mailbox. Not sure if I just found a new favorite ship.
I think Rarity may have, um, helped Tank discover an undiscovered side to himself. This headcanon is now toots accepted. May all fics going forward be full of Princess Tankabellarellaonariel*. Or whatever name they feel deep inside.
I have no words for how much squees I had reading this through Rarity's POV. Pretty sure she planned to strike at Dash's weakest moment to get the most out of her adorable pranks.
Rarity sure does love angry oblivious hard to get Rainbow Dash.
"Rarity, for the last bucking time MY BARN DOORS DON'T SWING THAT WAY!"
"Oh, darling. I may not be Applejack, but I'm sure I can easily install a... revolving door." Excessive amounts of bedroom eyes follows.
And thus Rainbow Dash went full Discordian Raindoom on Equestria... again.
Thanks for the silliness. Love Cougarity (even if she's not that much older than Dashie, Dashie just has that innocence level vs Rarity's lovey-doviness that just screams adorableness.
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This one is more appropriate though.
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Oho, IC you sly dog
O NO
WHAT HAEV YUO DUN?!
Well that was different, in a most entertaining manner. Thanks for the chuckles Skirts.
This story made zero sense. But I enjoyed the lack of Pinkie Pie, so it gets high marks from me.
Thanks a lot, fourth.
I'm still not entirely sure what I just read, but I'm pretty sure it was funny so you get a thumbs up anyways
8161870 This is your fault!
(This is THE BESSSSSSST.)
W t ha
e h pp
l a en
l t ed
Pure unadulterated win.
[BLAMING FOURTHS INTENSIFIES]
Yes yes yes.
8162657 Paint bucket makes all the glimmer stab stabby in the night.
So... Rainbow Dash has a horn now. Two of them, in fact. Demon Dash gets to be an Alicorn Princess now, right?
Dammit, Fourths.
8161870
Wait wait -- your first name is April??
Jury headcannon accepted!
8163273 It is indeed ^_^
This is has to be one of - if not the most - random things I've ever read.
Well. I think that's enough reading for today. My brain has now broken.
(who's a silly pony? you're a silly pony! who is? you is, Rarity!)
dammit fourths.
Skirts, please stop giving us more reason to blame fourths for everything.
This is basically a "my mind is full of wat" moment, but I still enjoyed it. Greatly. Rarity learned the hard way not to bother a tired Dashie.
I quit!
Although i forgot what I quit from...
8162246 wow not sure how that comment posted with triple of the same stuff... wish I had known how borked it was. Oh well, nothing like catching it on a third read I guess!
I am greatly amused.
Never knew rares had it in her.
Rainbow's house is a cloud. Explain how Rarity boobytrapped a cloud. How? Tell me now.
8172805 ESPECIALLY since ONLY TWILIGHT KNOWS THE CLOUD-WALKING SPELL.
Did Twilight teach Rarity the Cloud-walking Spell? Not in canon, and not specified in the story, so I'd have to say no.
Did Rarity steal the Cloud-walking Spell book? Again, unmentioned, so no.
This just makes zero sense whatsoever. If it was Pinkie, it'd be understandable (for all we know, she might be part-pegasus or have an infinite-cloud-walking enchantment as part of her bizarreness), but RARITY?
https://youtu.be/_wldE_4xjVQ
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That was an Austraeoh reference. I recommend you read it XP
literally what
Well... uh... yeah. That was a thing that happened. Nice job there, Rare-Rare.
An oddball ghost happened across your fic and read it. Have a review!