After arriving in Equestria, Anon was at the mercy of life. He has a crap job, a boring life and he can't even speak up for himself if his life depended on it, but books have always been there for him. What if they got the attention of royalty?

Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.

Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.

Enjoy.

Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!

This is a story of a Human who wakes up in Equestria and the Ponies have a hard time saying human.

This stoty is not to be taken seriously.

An Eve Online/MLP crossover

Keyan Charante, a fairly successful explorer, finds himself trapped in an unknown system after going through a wormhole. After discovering the only other sentient species in the galaxy, and some bad luck, he initiates first contact. The following adventures span the stars and Keyan soon learns that there are more important things in the galaxy than isk.

Set sometime before the season 2 finale.
Isk is the currency in EVE online.

I am going to try to make this so you don't have to know eve lore for it to make sense but every little bit helps.

Feedback and criticism is welcome in the comments. I hope I make this worthy of your time to read.

The idea of spending your last few hours alone on a desolate lump of rock can be harrowing enough, but spending it with a bitter, self centered pony princess doesn't exactly promise excitement. While Nightmare Moon prattles on and on about world domination, a lonely astronaut begins to wonder whether or not space was such a good idea.

A human turned pony asks Twilight Sparkle to send him back home. Luckily, Twilight is perfectly capable of doing so. But is it really a good idea?

Sometimes we forget who we really are. We ignore things that should be important until we forget they were even there and end up locked away in forgotten places in our hearts. But no matter what happens, we can never hide from ourselves. This is the story of when people meet, even when they were never meant to do so. A story that shows us how alien we can be to other worlds... Or to ourselves.

A man who has been blind his entire life has somehow ended up in Equestria. Though, something is. . . off about him. The ponies seem slightly less afraid of him due to his handicap, but looks can be deceiving.

(I'm not the best writer out there, no not even close. Also this is just an experiment, lets see where it goes. Criticism is welcome, inspiration and encouragement is welcome also.)

Shawn has been extremely happy ever since he somehow appeared in Equestria. Cannabis plants grow naturally in the Everfree Forest, and the joys of getting high have never been discovered by ponies. Without any laws prohibiting marijuana in Equestria, Shawn is able to relax and enjoy his stoner lifestyle in peace. At least until ponies start getting involved...

Contains naughty language and lots of toking.

Alex the human offers Celestia a new way to relax and unwind. Of course, Celestia needs to try it first. They end up chatting a bit. No bit whoop.