When Twilight and Fluttershy move to another world to learn more about a race that even Celestia knows nothing about, they get into a very unusually strange, friendship-less world...

Now, these 9 strangers have to help our two heroines survive what is known as "war", and get them home safely.
That can't possibly go wrong, right?

(Sorry, this is going to be on hiatus so I can make room for a new project I'll be working on!)

Dan wakes up in Equestria with no idea of how he got there, will he ever know? Will Chris be worried about Dan's absence? WILL PINK PARTY PONE BLOW UP EQUESTRIA?!? Or is everything a dream from his sick twisted little mind?

Dan Vs. and mlp crossover if you haven't watched Dan vs. you won't understand the characters, you should definitely watch it SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU BUT THIS IS NOT BASED OFF OF DAN VS. MLP'S TUMBLR. I think someone already did that anyway.

For years, ponies have lived in harmony. For years, they had nothing to fear. For years, they believed that they were safe. They were wrong. A past race has returned to reclaim power in this world, and they bring with them the forgotten art of conquest. The art of War.

This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 2

He gave his word that he would print a retraction, and that my name would be cleared. I sat in his office and cried as I told him of my fears regarding my sister, and he told me that I would get what I deserved.

I was a fool to have believed him. He accused me of trying to use 'emotional blackmail', and now my good name has been dragged even further through the mud.

But just when I thought all hope was lost, Fate smiled upon me and gave me the edge I needed. And now, that human is going to pay for what he has done to me and my reputation. Literally.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is the final part of the Scotsman And The Fashionista trilogy.

Part One
Part Two

Jock's dialogue is once written in a Scots accent, but an English translation is available if you need it.

He's the hero Equestria deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Come, read the origins of Captain Equestria! Set at an evening picnic in Ponyville Park, our protagonist, Anonymous the Human, comes to the stunning realization that Equestria is lacking in the Planetary Guardian department. See how our soon-to-be hero chooses his team!

Salt is a terrible substance. Once a pony starts licking it, they can't stop.
It takes a truly brave soul to leave it behind...

This is an Anonymous in Equestria story. Please demonstrate your ability to read by not pointing it out an infinite number of times in the comment section. Thank you.

Anonymity is a concept of hiding one's true self and keeping it secret.

Someone anonymous has no identity that one can claim to be his/her own. They are living shadows. Mysterious, tangible shadows.

To Anonymous this is not simply a word or a concept. It is a lifestyle.

He came to Equestria by an accident. His mystery facinates and frightens. Nothing is known of him, and never will, if he has a say in the matter. However... There is one thing that kind of breaks this mysterious ruse...

He is not right in the head... Hilarity/insanity should ensue... Hmmm... Hmmm...

THIS STORY IS NO LONGER BEING WORKED ON. THE IDEA IS UP FOR GRABS; PLEASE CHECK MY USER PAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION.

Humanity has had the urge to learn and understand since the dawn of their species as Homo Sapiens. From the first telescopes and the study of the stars by sailors, to the colonization of new worlds, Human beings have pursued the unquenchable thirst for knowledge in all of its forms, no matter what the cost.

Now, in the year 4025, long after Humanity began expanding their reach into the deep expanse of space, a new world is found that defies all laws of physics and reality...

Twilight decides to take her friends on a trip underneath Canterlot, in the old abandoned crystal cove systems. She would never have guessed what they would encounter there. Finding an unidentified life form that looks a lot like a hairless monkey with a bushy tail trapped within crystal, the group decides that Twilight should extract this rock formation and present it to princess Celestia so she'd decide what to do with it. However things go terribly wrong as the crystal shatters and the creature awakens from what seems to be suspended animation! The alien revealing itself as a Saiyan warrior goes rampant and after a few skirmishes manages to escape the capital.

Being the only one who is able to see past this mean-spirited warrior's violent nature, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to go on a journey all by herself, covering her tracks so her best friends and even the princesses themselves wouldn't be able to follow her, all in the name of her mission. A mission to find and befriend this Saiyan lady, no matter if she likes it or not! And once she does find her hilarity ensues! XD

So, it all comes down to a battle of wills! Who will win? The stone-hard fighter from space, with the strength to destroy entire planets, a crude personality, possessing abundant pride, an explosive temper, iron discipline and a nasty attitude

or...

A Technicolored pink earth pony, that is absolutely silly, annoyingly zany, happy, cute and amiable, and which you can't escape from once she gets an idee fixe about you!

Can this Saiyan win a battle against the most terrifying force in the Universe known as the Magic of Friendship? Place your bets everypony!

Dragon Ball Zee/ My little pony: Friendship is magic crossover, Hie

Artwork done by me. Rated Teen for Warrior lady swearing and a few violent scenes. ^^

PS: yes she can go SSJ

Update:
1. The events of this fanfic are unfolding in the span of 8 months before season three's finale.
2. I decided to change the title a bit because I am hoping that this way more people will give this fic a chance! :)

Junk, dummies, and ponies! Oh, my!

In this new and exciting global economy, businesses are doing their utmost to reach out to new and expanding international markets. Entrepreneur and self-made hundredaire Fred G. Sanford (and son) is happy to announce that Sanford and Son Salvage has gone the way of those other fly-by-night junk traders, delivering high quality garbage to the most discerning customer.

Whether you're Equine or Bovine, get your behine-d down here to Sanford and Son's, you big dummy.