Junk, dummies, and ponies! Oh, my!
In this new and exciting global economy, businesses are doing their utmost to reach out to new and expanding international markets. Entrepreneur and self-made hundredaire Fred G. Sanford (and son) is happy to announce that Sanford and Son Salvage has gone the way of those other fly-by-night junk traders, delivering high quality garbage to the most discerning customer.
Whether you're Equine or Bovine, get your behine-d down here to Sanford and Son's, you big dummy.
Chapters (1)
Well, this is going to be something!
What hell hath wrought? It's G Sanford and the G stands for Good Stories Bro
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Sorry for the mix up!
It just so happened that I was uploading this fic at around the same time I was checking out your story. There was no intended reference.
I love you, dude/dudette. This is fantastic, it's only a shame Lamont and Esther couldn't go to Equestria with him
Oh, well, maybe he can go bother and irritate Granny Smith, Aunty Apple Sauce, Mr. Waddles or any of the other old ponies in town.
The only other thing missing are those two cops: Smithy and Hoppy. Those guys were great.
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It looks like a about 15 minutes with Gimpshop or Photoshop, Adobe themselves has released Photoshop CS2 for free on their official website...yeah it's an 8 year old version of the software but it gets the job done.
Make 3-4 Layers, copy and paste an image to each layer and use the eraser function to remove the excess material from each image, position each separate image where you want them to go and finally do some editing and make sure things are where you want them to be for your new image.
If you're working from scratch?
Draw a picture, scan it into your PC, open said image in your image editing software, make 2-6 layers, make the layers you will be coloring and outlining the original image transparent so that you can still see your drawling and after you are satisfied, do some touching up (add effects, shadows, text and filters).
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Thanks a lot! I wasn't planning on including the full cast or anything but, if I can find a way to incorporate some of the supporting cast into my story somehow, I'm certainly not opposed to it. I do plan to have Lamont show back up; I think he needs to be there to level out Fred.
You come up with some strange stuff, most of the time which I have no idea what it is going on about, but I know it will be entertaining even if I know nothing about what it's based on.
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Thank you very much for reading. If it entertains you, then I've done my job.
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I just looked up, like, black metal pony or something like that. I really don't remember.
Name's Fred G Sanford! The G stands fer "Gallop On Over and Gimme aBeer or Git the Hell Outta Here!"
Was looking for a new story to read, saw this, thought, ' And here I thought I was the only one who saw that old tv show.'
You have my like
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Thanks, I appreciate your support! I hope you enjoy reading it.
2252651 I did. Thanks for all the randomness.
Isn't the line usually "You never left Fort Dix New Jersey..."
The really sad thing is that that's exactly how Redd Foxx died in Real life, he had a Heart attack on the set of another show he was on, and everyone thought he was doing his famous bit from Sanford and Son, and so he never got medical attention in time...