Junk, dummies, and ponies! Oh, my!

In this new and exciting global economy, businesses are doing their utmost to reach out to new and expanding international markets. Entrepreneur and self-made hundredaire Fred G. Sanford (and son) is happy to announce that Sanford and Son Salvage has gone the way of those other fly-by-night junk traders, delivering high quality garbage to the most discerning customer.

Whether you're Equine or Bovine, get your behine-d down here to Sanford and Son's, you big dummy.

After lulling the Equestrians into a false sense of security, Discord has sprung his master plan and is on the verge of bringing the nation to its knees, but one (Macho) man will stand as a glimmering star of hope in the long night. THE BRIGHTEST STAR OF THEM ALL, OOH YEAH! Macho Madness is rolling through Equestria and it can't be stopped, not by you or your army of Hulkamaniacs, because, comparatively speaking, you are like a leaf in the Everfree Forest and I'm-- I mean the Macho Man is the entire forest.

Rated S for Slim Jim.