"Psst....Archimeeeeedeeeeeessss! Argh, vere is zat damn bird?" The Medic searched around frantically, wearing his casual shirt and vest, which were cleanly stuffed into his pants so that he could look presentable. "Zat damn bird is alvays flying off! Komm raus, little dove!" He called out softly, as to not wake up anyone.
"Doc', what are you doing?" The Soldier asked, coming out fully clothed in pajamas and a triangular hat with a little fuzz ball attached to the end of it.
"Oh! Soldier! I vasn't expecting you to be awake! Vould you help me find Archimedes?" He asked, as he continued his search.
"Come on Doc', It's probably still sleeping in that bird cage I got 'cha for smissmas..." The Soldier reasoned, as he turned to go back to his room.
"If you let me down, you let down America..." The Medic threatened, which made Soldier stand up at attention, as he ran his way over to the Medic.
"Lieutenant General Soldier, at your service!" He said, with the flames of a pure american heart beating deep within that war rusted heart of his.
The Medic smiled, as he pointed to an untouched part of the room. "Now, check every little nook and cranny of zat part of ze room!"
"Sir, yes sir!" The soldier said, as he rushed to the room to search for Archimedes.
"Hey Doc'?" The Soldier asked, as he looked over his shoulder at the Medic, who finished looking around his part of the room.
"Yes?" He responded as he made his way over to Soldier's side of the room to help him search.
"I don't trust those colorful ponies..." The Soldier said, as he looked under a crate.
"Really? Zey don't seem like a threat...." Medic replied, as he took out a couple seeds and put them around the ground.
"That's what we said about a wounded Heavy, and then he got up while we turned our backs and ripped out our spines!!!" He growled.
"Sshhshshshsshhhh!" The Medic warned, which led the Soldier to let out a low growl. "And yes, zat vas very bloody...Don't judge a book by zeir cover, I guess..." He said, with a slow nod of agreement.
"Now, vere iz zat damn bird!? It's his bed time, and I von't have ze bird asleep on ze job!....Or better yet not asleep inside ze job..." He said, with a small sigh.
"Found it!" The Soldier said, as he held up a small white mouse, that squeaked against the Soldier's grasp. "Oh wait...no that's a- ARRRGGGHHHH! DAMN RAT!" The rat had bitten into the Soldier's hand, and the Medic sushed him up.
"Keep quiet, dummkopf!" Medic said, angered by the Soldier's loud voice.
"Sorry..." The Soldier said, quietly, before continuing the search, rubbing his aching hand every now and then.
"Hey Doc, I know what happened to your bird!"
"Vat do you m-"
"The ponies ate him!"
The Medic facepalmed. "Should I mention zat ponies are herbivorez, Soldier?" He said, in aggravation, no less.
"They hugged me! They're obviously planning on doing something here Doc!" The Soldier said, with anger bellowing from deep within his soul.
"You've never had a childhood ven you vere younger, did you?" The Medic said, giving the Soldier a displeasing look.
"And I'm still the man I am today! And besides! What if they want to get to know us better?" The Soldier asked, closing in on the doctor.
"Vat do you mean?" The Medic asked, giving his rocket wielding friend a quizzical look.
"You know these two things are in our hands now, right? If they get to know us for who we really are, then they'll go running off! And guess who would find 'em and slaughter 'em?!" The projectile expert said, adjusting his pajama hat over his eyes.
"Are you saying zat if zey know about our past...zey vill most likely turn tail and run?" The Medic suggested, as he stopped what he was looking for.
"Exactly my point, Doc! They must never know!" The Soldier said, holding his hand to the doctor.
The Medic rolled his eyes. "Zat is ze most-...." The Medic stopped himself....
He was right, if they found out about the brutal pasts of him and each of his colleagues, this would spell disaster to these ponies, and they would run the second they could, forgetting about their enemies....
and then, they could die in so many horrific ways...
And Medic knew this very well, since he's used to getting blown up, shot at, hit by trains, and falling down very steep cliffs...
"Soldier, you are a ficken genuis!" He said, putting his hands on the Soldier's hands.
The Soldier blinked. "What? What did I say?" He said, before the Medic left him and went back to his room. The Soldier scratched his head in confusion, before turning around to look for Archimedes again. "Where's that damn bird..."
Soon after, the Medic came back, carrying a small book. "Soldier, write in zis book..." He demanded, shoving the book in the Soldier's hands.
"....Whhhhyyyyy....?" The Soldier asked cautiously, which led the Medic to grin.
"Ve are going to rewrite our history! Unt zen, ven zey ask more about us, zey vill think ve are not zat bad after all!" The Medic said, thinking this idea was fool-proof.
"Wow! Good thinkin' Doc!...Er...what should I write about?" He asked, which led the Medic to give a big style.
"Ah, yes, Ze Soldier, Ze ace of ze best men in ze army! Highest ranking officer and a man vith a heart of gold! Ze man zat saved our lives, over and over, again and again! Write somezing along zose lines!" He said, with a smile.
The Soldier put a thoughtful hand to his chin, and smiled at the thought. "Not like any of this is fake anyway! You've done me proud, son!" He complimented, as he took out a pencil he had in his pocket, and began writing in the book, as he walked back to his room.
Medic clapped silently. "Excellent! Now, ve vill make zure zey are out of harms way!" He said, and waited for a bit.
"Vait...oh Scheiße, I forgot about Archimedes..." The Medic remembered, as he then began to look for his bird again...
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Ok, I'm done...
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As much as im trying, i can´t imagine the soldier writing.
Cool story btw
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wanna see what he wrote?
"Mai naime is shoulder, nd I have ovur 8thausond medals frum da wur"
It is written in the legends, that he is still trying to write the next sentence to his story today....
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okay, i can imagine THAT pretty well
gratz on the feature cant wait for more chapters :D
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Welp, that's enough for me to come out of my break...
CHAPTER 4, COMING RIGHT AT CHA (In about two hours.... Eeeeee-)
"You prancin' show ponies!"
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"Everyone! Friendship, is stupid magic!"
2631136 Scottish, actually. According to the wikia, at least.
... ... ...
Panis Cupcaik...
Demo-Pan...
Vagineer...
Pootis...
Spydier... (Or Polite Spy)
Christan Brutal Sniper...
Medick...
MOTHER OF GEHAWD!
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One, that has nothing to do with the story at all
and two, I hate roblox, you don't deserve to be in this story
Go home, minecraft, you're drunk...
*Reads title*
I think that it is only fair to point out that the Sniper quote that the title is based on is "You prancin' show ponies!", not "Bloody show ponies."
Other than that, this is a REALLY good story.
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*Reads your picture*
I don't think I see the full picture...
2631824 Do you WANT to see the full picture? Because I can very well PM it to you.
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I would ask you for it, but it would probably take up that last space in my...
*Special* folder on my computer when I try to save it, so no thanks c:
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You made a comment be a reply to itself?
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OH SHI-
But where's Archimedes?
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I dunno, but I think they sound the same c:
I read the last bit of the description as Strax, the Sontaran, from Doctor Who xD
I am back from the grave to give! (Actually, I was sleeping)
A hat with the shape of a train?
nook and cranny
It was BLU Soldier who got spine-ripped. I think you really need to clarify your paradoxes:/
I see you learn from your mistakes :D
Probably "herbivorez, Soldier"
That really doesn't sound like something the Medic would say...
And congratz with the feature! Keep in coming!
It's not genuis, it's genius.
I love it. You get a favorite, friend.
Best MLPxTF2 I've read in a while.
Now all we have to do is introduce them to the Administrator...
Great story.
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Says the giant russian man whose Halloween costume is that of a fairy princess...
See, I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses...
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Fickin is actually a german word for "fucking" c:
2633264 I know it is, but it doesn't sound Medic :/ At least, not to me...
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It's only one line, nothing too bad about that singular line, too, just sounds a bit iffy is all c:
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Oh, and the soldier was never wounded in meet the sandvich, this was just a real life experience I had in a game, where I was a soldier, he was a medic, and we saw a dead heavy so naturally I just went along, but apparently he respawned and came at us with his killing gloves of boxing and completely mutilated us...
We won that game
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That was explained in the first chapter.
She wants to go see the new animals of the new dimension, then perhaps bring them back to Equestria so that they could breed and thrive there as well
Be motivated.
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I found Archimedes!
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Loving it!
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Archimedes! Nooo!
Get out of zer! Zose commentz are flithy!
""If you let me down, you let down America..." The Medic threatened, which made Soldier stand up at attention"
well that was easy!
"Vait...oh Scheiße, I forgot about Archimedes"
I'm kinda afraid to google translate Scheiße...oh well, what's the worst it can be?
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*slap*
If Pyro is male in this story, then Pyro is male. We still haven't had it confirmed, so authors can make the Pyro whatever the hell they want.
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Scheiße means shit in english, source: I'm german
Hey author, are the robots going to be mentioned in this Story?
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Thanks!
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*slap x2*
THEORY =/= CONFIRMED BY VALVE.
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*Slap x3*
YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER CONFIRM IT??
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*slap x4*
THAT'S THE POINT!
...man I love slapslock...
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Heeeeey I already made that reference!