Fluttershy yawned as she slowly woke up, eyes covered in all different kinds of dust and strands of hay from the floor of the room. Don't these people know what a broom is?
Fluttershy let out another small yawn, and looked to the right to see a little dove, to see some kind of red...paint of sorts splattered over its feathers.
"Oh! Hey little guy!" Fluttershy said, as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes with the wrists of her hooves. "What's your name?" She asked, with a little smile.
"Oooohhh...Fluttershy, quit messing with those animals for a second and...Go...Back...To..." Twilight was going to finish her sentence, but dozed straight back to sleep.
Fluttershy let out a small giggle, as she focused her attention back to the red and white bird, that only cooed in some kind of strange language. "Oh, my, I haven't heard that language before!" Fluttershy responded.
"Hey...Yellow wing horse, quit messin' with that bird...You dunno where it's been..." The Scout said, with a grumble as he covered his ears with his pillow.
Fluttershy let out a small blush, which beget another small giggle. She paid her attention back to the dove, which had began to nestle itself into Fluttershy's hair. "Awww, it must like me..." She said, as she let out a small yawn, and lied her head down, realizing she was a lot more tired than she thought she was.
Later that day, while everyone else was still asleep, Scout was beginning to get up, and hastily got out of bed and to his wardrobe. "Jeez, what time is it..." He asked nobody in particular, as he grabbed his normal shirt, pants and socks, throwing them lazily onto the bed to put on later. He stretched out a bit, as he began undressing himself of the dirty clothes he wore before, and putting them in a big pile of clothes that just clumped together on the bottom of the wardrobe.
After he closed the wardrobe, he got dressed...Pretty normal, right? After the Scout put on his clothes, he went over and kicked the yellow pony, which caused the dove to fly out of her hair, and begin attacking.
"Woah! Hey! Jeez! Would 'ya freaking...." The scout flailed about, trying to swat the bird away from his face as it continued its onslaught of defense for Fluttershy. After successfully battling the bird away from him, he was left breathing heavily, with peck bites covering a solid 95% of his face, but at least the bird flew away!
"Jeez, not even Archimedes bites me that hard..." He said, rubbing every mark on his face that pained him.
The Scout looked to Fluttershy, who stayed asleep through all that, nuzzling her head about her hooves to get them a bit more comfortable.
The Soldier walked in shortly after this chain of events, fully clothed with a book attached to his waist. "Private Scout! Put your frilly panties on and help us cap that intel!" He commanded, throwing the Scout his bag of weapons.
"Alright! I'll hurry up already! Just wait with th' gang and I'll be out in a jiffy!" Scout responded, placing the bag down and hurrying to his clothes to put them on.
"And Scout, I want you to write a story about how...Urgh....Excellent... You are and about your amazing story..." The Soldier said, as he held the book on his waist out to the Scout, who cautiously took it from him.
"Sooo...Just keep doin' what I've been doin'?" He asked for clarification.
"Yes! Now shut up and put your clothes on! Those Blu bastards won't stand a chance with the plan we've cooked up for 'em! It's like we were cooking up a grenade, and it's gonna go big!" The Soldier laughed, as he closed the door behind him on his way out, leaving a very confused Scout in his wake, and two seemingly very lazy ponies who continued to peacefully sleep in their self appointed parts of the room.
Scout quickly put on all his clothes, tied his shoes, and slung his bag over his shoulder, before running outside, and closing the door behind him.
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"IIIIINNNNNCOOOOOMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!" A large, muscular Russian man in red bellowed over the chaos of the bullets being fired between the two teams, before getting shot straight in the head, and falling over, dead.
"Heavy down!" The Soldier proclaimed, reloading his rocket launcher. "Someone get that Sniper!" He said, pointing up at the Sniper's watch spot, before almost getting a fate similar to the heavy weapon's man. He quickly took cover again
"I am fully charged!" The Medic proclaimed for anyone nearby. The Soldier voluntarily got up for this chance, exposing his back fully.
"Ready for that charge, Doct-AAAAAAARGGHHH, MY SPIIIIINNNEEEEE!" The Soldier had gotten back stabbed, as he fell over his cover, now dead.
"I never really was on your side..." the Blu Spy said, as he got rid of his disguise, flicking his used up cigarette and replacing it. The spy looked around, the coast was clear for now, and he began running into the Red's base, disguised as the Soldier he just killed.
He passed some of his 'teammates', giving them a small cheer of encouragement, as he delved deeper into enemy territory.
Then, the Spy stopped by a certain room, which had two, large double doors. He knew this to be the Scout's room, because it's in the exact same place as on their side of the battlefield...but he could have sworn he heard...talking from inside...
The Spy adjusted his mask, and walked in, only to be surprised by the two colorful ponies, which stopped their conversation and looked straight at the Soldier.
They both stared at each other, dumbfounded. The ponies saw through the Blu Spy's disguise, and the Blu Spy was looking at multicolored ponies, with wings or a unicorn horn.
Then, they both freaked out, as the ponies zoomed out of the room and past the Spy, as he screamed in fright and covered himself in defense.
Soon after, Twilight and Fluttershy stopped themselves to get a breather. They were in the basement level, as far as they knew. "Phew! That was close!" Twilight said, obviously shaken.
Fluttershy could only mumble out a silent "Yeah", before looking around, confused about where they were. "Um, Twilight, where are we...?" She asked, hoping her friend would know.
"I have no idea Fluttershy, but we're probably in the basement of the house...We should go investigate and see if there's somepony...or...something here that's willing to protect us..." Twilight said, looking around again. She saw three hallways, and just picked one, going deeper into the basement...
And what she saw horrified her.