• Member Since 4th Jun, 2022

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Hello Everypony. I'm the War Master of the internet. You can expect a lot of blood, guns and nukes. Maybe some romance. Probity not. Hope you survive.

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You ended up in a land of ponies.

And for some reason, they have the urge to murder you.

How will you get out of this one?

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Based on the movie and Netflix series the two pranksters George and Harold along with Captain Underpants get sent to Equestria after messing with Melvin's invention. In Equestria they have to stop an evil shadow king named Sombra or everything will be covered in darkness.

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When the ponies came, they tried to convert humanity with words and kindness, saying that they were misguided beings and the princesses would help them on the path to Harmony. When that failed, the ponies tried the potion, only for it's magic to be countered by humanity's science. Then they tried force and failed completely at that.
Finally they decided to let the Barrier defeat humanity and it seemed to work! Nearly 50% of the planet was covered with humanity doing it's best to find a solution.
Unfortunately, the ponies of Equestria are about to learn a harsh lesson that humanity learnt long ago. The Earth can be paradise for those who tame it, but to others it is hell.

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During a experiment Twilight made a mistake taking her and the rest of the the elements if Harmony to earth and into a person's apartment. Now Tom and the main 6 needs to find a way back to Equestria and not let anybody find out there here.

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Disclaimer: This is a one-shot, so do not expect me to make this a multi-chapter piece like I did with my other story, To Gaze Upon a Tombstone. The second chapter is explained in the author's note.

It's been just nine months.

The ponies have crossed the line now.

We will not stand by and wait for them to strike again.

It's time we put our feet down.

It's time we show them who they are really crossing with.

There is now an official video-read of this story! Made by my good friend, Michael de Santa, you can find it right here!

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Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

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Celestia may be going crazy...

And how shall these "negotiations" through e-mail turn out?


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Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

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You know, after reading many displaced stories I never imagined that buying a scaled Koenigsegg one:1 would land me on the same situations of those stories, only that I do not have any cool powers but some really good skills and a very rare and expensive earth car. Even though, Celestia did not like any of that and thought that by stoning me and confiscating my car I would change. Well, she is going to learn that she must not piss off a human as he will give a sh*t if you move the sun or not.

Even though I am really mad at her, I have more important problems to solve.

Starting by the butterfly effect that my car caused.

While pissing off the princess and another human.

Also, who is that misterious unicorn mare that had almost beaten me in a race?

Expect crossover with racing games such as need for speed and asphalt.

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After winning a few races and running away from the cops, the racer decides he should customize his car to make it more unique and unexpectedly(or as expected from you guys) wounds up in a world filled with cartoon horses who have no idea what a automotive is. With a tournament ahead he teams up with another accidental transported racer to go for gold. However will they be fast enough or will just be some wannabe racer.

This will be a fanfic crossover between MLP:FIM and Need For Speed. mostly Most Wanted with a few hints from Underground 2 and some hints from Fast and Furious 2.

Rated “T” for teen: For some Adult language

Self insert tag for self inserting my brother and both our dream cars.

trigger warning: incorrect grammer, and incorrect facts

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