The tumbleweeds tumbled down the dusty streets like a thing that tumbles, and the sound of the theme song to Colt Eastwood's "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" played in the background. On a kazoo. By me. Because I was playing it on a kazoo. In the saloon. And then the weird fella who looked like some foals got their "build-a-model" kits for ponies, dragons and griffins all mixed up came in, sat down next to me, and offered to buy me a drink. Turns out chocolate milk really hits the spot when you've had a long, hard day of kazoo playing.

Twilight told her friends of her adventures in the Human world, but she didn't tell them everything. One dark secret haunts her still.

Hamburgers are delicious.

Cheese Sandwich is all about making ponies smile, just like the preposterously popular pink party pony of Ponyville taught him all those years ago. As a party planner, that usually means he makes 'em smile in droves. Droves! But when he encounters a certain down-on-her-luck unicorn illusionist, well, who needs droves when a single smile says just as much?

One night near Las Pegasus Cheese Sandwich gets a slightly odd Cheesy Sense and sets off to Ponyville to find out what the doozy is about. There he reunites with Pinkie Pie, who is just as energetic as ever. Though there seem to be certain feelings between them, that keep intervening with their friendship.

What was the Cheesy Sense really about after all?

Cover made by me.

Cheese Sandwich knows there’s no mare more fun-fun-fun than Pinkie Pie, and there’s nothing he’d like more than a Hearts and Hooves Day party at which they’re the only guests. But she’s the super-duper-iest party pony of them all, and everypony in Ponyville is her best friend, and they all seem determined to invite themselves along. What’s a colt to do?

Written for a Hearts and Hooves Day contest on Deviant Art.

Cheesy Sense sends Cheese Sandwich to the Equestria Games, but it’s also Pinkie’s birthday, and he’d much rather spend it with her. Suddenly, it looks as though he might be able to do both, but first he’ll have to run an obstacle course of his own.
In honor of Pinkie Pie’s birthday and Cheese Sandwich’s appearance at the Equestria Games.

CheesePie, obviously; spoilers for Season 4, episode 24, Equestria Games. It's a one-shot, but if you like, you can consider it a sequel to Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck and Slice of Life

Braeburn’s met the filly of his dreams, and he’s corralled Cheese Sandwich, Equestria’s premier party planner, to throw the biggest wedding Appleloosa has ever seen. Of course, he’s only exchanged letters with his intended, but Braeburn’s sure she’ll be everything he ever thought she’d be.

Braeburn/Cherry Jubilee --- or not; strongly implied CheesePie.
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Packed full of fruit and good for what ails you.

If you enjoy this, you may also enjoy its sequel, Slice of Life.

Cheese Sandwich babysits and plans a very small and very important party. Some unexpected guests appear.
His in-laws.
And they are not in a party mood.

Written for the CheesePie contest/prompt, “What Does Pinkie Most Wish For?” CheesePie, obviously, and fluff. Lots and lots of fluff. And disgustingly sentimental. You've been warned.

Cover art by DragonFoxGirl.

Discord is immortal - or at the very least he's lived a really long time - and sometimes, that can get boring, especially when you've promised to be (relatively) good. So, he decides to reap another form of chaos and insult as many ponies in Equestria as he can!

I don't know, I was bored and wrote this. I apologize in advance.
Inspired by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from HHG2TG and Arthur from Fable III

Pinkie Pie loves sugar. It's the one thing she wouldn't replace with anything.

Until one fateful day, that changes for the worst.