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Flying Fantasy Horse


I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

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Pinkie Pie loves sugar. It's the one thing she wouldn't replace with anything.

Until one fateful day, that changes for the worst.

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that was trippy.

laughed so hard my sides hurt.

"Literally explode"

My sides! Oh my god I laughed way too hard when I read that xD

About damn time someone put some FUCKING logic into a Pinkie Pie story...

4266012 You know, besides Pinkie surviving after she "literally exploded."

Dayum.
No wonder I hate Monster.

That's the Pinkie Pie I know. Super hyper and super random, and with caffeine. Faster than a speeding bullet, and more explosive then a case of dynamite.:pinkiehappy:

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Pinkie Pie story

Do you not understand...?
(LAWL)

And that is why you never ever, ever give Pinkie Pie caffeine.

Just glad it wasn't Red Bull... she'd fly in that blast :rainbowlaugh:
Everyone reading this comment: :ajbemused:

4266012

I actually thought I put in the least amount of logic. :unsuresweetie:

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I'm quitting energy drinks at the moment. There's a reason why I hate it, and why I don't, none of which i'll explain.

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:rainbowlaugh:

Yeah... I remember the first time I tried a monster, I swear I could taste the color 8 all night :derpytongue2:

Pfft. Monster. I drink Gatorade! I wonder what would happen if she drank Gatorade. Probably nothing too damaging as Monster or Red Bull, but somewhere between borderline dangerous and run for your life. :ajsmug::pinkiesmile:

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Gatorade would be fine.

Powerade, on the other hand...

And now, we realize why Energy Drinks are banned in Equestria.

Or, at the very least, kept under-the-counter and only allowed to those that are medically proven to NOT explode like that. :pinkiecrazy:

This is why I have never had an energy drink before. :twilightsheepish::rainbowlaugh:

I wanna Pinkie AND Cheese Redbull mixed with Monster! Wnna see what would happen.:pinkiecrazy:

the second I saw the title, my first thought was, oh god...:pinkiecrazy:

Awkward ending.

4266023 I think the actual explosion is more of a magical discharge. The discharge was sent outward. Pinkie wasn't effected by the discharge itself but all that energy leaving her at once severly injured her.

Give Pinkie Pie Powerthirst for all your explosive needs!

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING HOLY SHIT I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THE TITLE AND I STILL HAVENT STOPPED! I WAS REPEATING OH NO THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE -LOL- THING! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Poor Pinkie, she couldn't handle the energy drink.

And also, who thought that giving an energy drink to Pinkie would be a great idea?

Even if the convenient store just opened up, wouldn't have Pinkie already thrown those who own the store a party? By then they would have gotten an idea that an energy drink for her would be a bad idea.

very trippy and very entertaining. of course, I drink Monster and I am
not affected. then again, caffeine doesn't do anything to me anyway.
I like the taste. but well done and please carry on with more tales
like this. this was wonderful.

This story is the main reason I named the bookshelf it is in what it is... a quote from Mythbusters.

"Oh, crap, this is a bad bad idea..."

Now if I can only stop laughing long enough to hit 'send'...

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