Anon decides, despite every bit of logical sense, to boop an angelic pony after exploiting her for chores. This could only end well.

After all, boredom is overrated, and the temptation to boop a cute angel pony is too great! Who cares if you could potentially be smited by pony-God, right?

Now if only you weren't literally being sized up by God himself... And said angel is trying to convince him why you should marry.

What.

Art stolen by Badumsquish. Give their adorable art some love~
Also obviously the angel pony is theirs, lmao, hope they enjoy the story

Oh hey, in featured on release day again!

Here's me quietly shilling my Ko-fi, shhh.

So I got in a car crash and the hospital put me under for surgery. The next thing I know, I wake up as a small pony with wings. And I can't see. And it's freaking cold up here.

At least I've still got my smokes.

(Got the idea from the funny picture. Rated T for language and tobacco use.)

Anon feels like bonding with the pony personification of the sun; Princess Celestia. More specifically, he feels like sexually bonding with her.

Princess Luna doesn’t know how to feel about that.

WARNING: Profanity, and I mean a ridiculous amount of profanity. Also sex jokes, because bottom of the barrel humour has been fermenting the longest.

Twilight Sparkle’s had enough of Anon’s pranks, so she gets back at him with one of her own: each time he uses foul language, he becomes more of a cute pony.

Chrysalis' invasion lasts only a whopping five seconds before she surrendered. All according to plan.

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This is also the next of my 12 days of requests where you will see a new story requested by a patron every day until Christmas day so make sure to stop by every day for new stuff! Check out the previous story here

Anon wants to celebrate Thanksgiving, but Equestria doesn't have an equivalent holiday. Alone and with no one willing to help him celebrate, Anon is prepared for the worst Thanksgiving he's ever had.

Gleaming and Cadance aren't having it though.

It's that time of year again, where the princesses of Equestria compete to see who the countrie's favorite princess is. How do they determine it? A democratic vote of course. Anon, now a citizen of Equestria, also participates by doing his civic duty.

Warning: contains Anon

Sunset finally revealed her plans to conquer Equestria to every one of the Canterlot High... Spike is not amused.

Edited by: iAmSiNnEr and Allegrano_Melody

FEATURED NONMATURED ON 31/10/2020

Featured on January 24th-28th, 2020

You stumbled apon facing the toughest challenge since coming to Equestria; fighting off three overpowered villains with a bell to take all the magic from the ponies. It is up to you to help stop them from getting more powerful by using yourself as bait. When Chrysalis encounters you though, a clever idea struck your vision.

To ask her out!

Cover art by mirroredsea

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio

Yesterday, Sunset's friends publicly cast her out after finding their secrets revealed by Anon-A-Miss.

Today, no one except Sunset remembers any of it ever happened.

Now she has to figure out why - and if she even wants to restore the memories that were lost.

Thanks to chris the cynic and I-A-M both for the initial conversation that sprouted this idea and title suggestions.

And of course thanks to Scampy, because SunFlower and Wally and all related cuteness.

Featured 8/12/2020 and 8/17/2020!