For the love of Celestia

Look at how many favorites I have. I am a two bit fave whore. Stop thanking me just because I faved your story. It doesn't even mean I liked it! Just that I may be interested in updates for now. There is no reason to thank me for a fave. It's complete lunacy!

Thank me for my "amazing" commenting ability or for writing "so many" inspiring stories. But for the love of Celestia please, no thanks for a fave. It just makes me feel bad, for not having anything else to give you that you feel worth mentioning.

I have a "real" blog here and my stories in-progress are mirrored too. (SHA-256 B5:EF:52:F9:13:13:12:81:AA:7A:CA:98:A9:58:22:8D:AE:99:7B:11:67:65:EA:FC:EF:0E:90:40:7B:DF:A4:14). You can email me directly at fimferret@critter.cloudns.org if you want.

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#165 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2431955 Well if it makes you feel better, I finally got around to reading it, and it's great so far. Definitely provided me a lot of entertainment.

#164 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2431517

No, you're right. It's just... I kind of hoped the culmination of my life's work would be something other than a high school drama.

#163 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2431389 Well everything seems like a masterpiece compared to words I write when I'm bored

#162 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2431241

>Bloom Filter is my masterpiece

:fluttershyouch:

#161 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2431235 Possibly. You're reading my wordspew for some reason, and I'm reading your masterpiece, so that must count for something.

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Never Write These

The following concepts are overused, ineffective, unappreciated or spoiled.

1) Impossible odds.

    ...except if the characters can overcome them.

2) Amnesia.

3) Ultraviolence.

4) Court Politics.

5) "I can totally make people like this unpopular concept."

6) Remarking in your story how “random” it is.

7) Chapters that are unrelated prompt based minifics.

8) Human finding a baby pony in a box.

9) Human in Ponyland.

10) Pony story without any actual ponies.

11) Alicorn OC.

12) Zombie Outbreak.

13) Vampires.

14) A mysterious new pony comes to Ponyville.

15) Any variants on the phrase "So, what do we do now?"

16) The kooky life of [insert name here]

17) Multiple personalities.

18) Infinite multiverse.

19) So-and-so loves such-and-such but will it work out??? (unless it doesn't)

20) Writing or drawing based cutie marks.

21) Crossovers with non-stories (card-games, vidya, etc)

22) Vidya.

23) Everyone loves/hates/gives all the attention to an OC

24) In the story summary:

1)     who is paired with whom

2)     “not your ordinary”

3)     a mysterious stranger

4)     "this is my first fic"

5)     telling us to read on

             especially to “find out”

Favourites

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    Waking up as something different should shock people, it should make you scream and cry out in agony. A human one night, a pony the other. Things seemed bleak for Samantha, for about a second. She was an adult pony and it was time to have some fun.  · Cold Spike
    35,537 words · 1,656 views  ·  92  ·  9
  • T The Immortal's Burden

    Twilight accepts the news of her immortality rather well at first, but things quickly take a turn for the worse. Written for F*** This Prompt 13  · shinygiratinaz
    5,710 words · 6,120 views  ·  813  ·  13
  • T Tick

    Hello, Twilight Sparkle. This is the six million, four hundred and twenty-three thousand and third time you’ve failed to save the world.  · billymorph
    1,306 words · 2,041 views  ·  223  ·  10 · gore
  • E A Curious Case of Immortality

    Worried about her friends' mortality, Twilight hatches a daring plan. She probably should have told them about it first.  · billymorph
    1,564 words · 7,337 views  ·  970  ·  13
  • T Broken Mirror

    When an experiment with Pinkie's powers go wrong, Pinkie and Rarity are sucked into a world where things are drastically different.  · GMBlackjack
    28,448 words · 173 views  ·  24  ·  2 · gore
  • E Fluttershy vs. Vacuum Cleaner

    Cleaning has never been a problem for Fluttershy. Until she saw how humans do it.  · Lise Eclaire
    1,685 words · 2,778 views  ·  331  ·  9
  • E Fluttershy vs. Tablet

    Fluttershy just wanted to send an apology letter to a friend. Instead, she got a human tablet.  · Lise Eclaire
    1,687 words · 1,718 views  ·  249  ·  9
  • E Fluttershy vs. Shower

    Using a human shower is intuitive. For a human. Fluttershy is not a human.  · Lise Eclaire
    1,069 words · 3,303 views  ·  402  ·  6
  • E The Conversion Bureau: Too Late

    The ponies try to make it to Earth to save all humans from themselves. However when they arrive, they're too late. :(  · no sh*t sherlock
    1,290 words · 2,425 views  ·  105  ·  14
  • T Quantum Vault

    Fleeing from a shattered future that never should have been, a mint-coated mare galloped into the Quantum Vault Accelerator...and vanished. Will the next vault be the vault home?  · WishyWish
    118,361 words · 992 views  ·  54  ·  5
  • T Brain, Brawns, and a Lot of Ponies

    When two humans land on a planet with their shell-person companion at the helm, they think they are prepared for anything. Ponies was not among their definition of "anything," however.  · Damaged
    15,953 words · 362 views  ·  32  ·  5 · sex
  • T AtDD II: Cross Dimension Road Trip

    Sunshine's adventure continues as she's left to wander through multiple dimensions, trying to figure out a way home. However, that doesn't mean she can't have fun with it.  · StrawberryGamer
    16,373 words · 517 views  ·  35  ·  5 · sex

House of Horrors

  • T Second Universe

    I leave a broken life behind to start a new one in Equestria. I find myself protecting the ponies of this world. However, I remain neutral to the ponies, not afraid to side against them. I will do anything to protect my friends and family.  · PyraFlare Bullet
    72,484 words · 3,524 views  ·  114  ·  64
  • T The Banished Prince

    Fanged Doom - the third original alicorn that was banished many moons ago - has returned, and he is seeking vengeance for the wrongs his sisters have committed against him.  · Fanged Doom
    1,576 words · 300 views  ·  6  ·  34
  • E Rarity Discovers 409

    Applejack introduces Rarity to 409 cleaning spray, which has distilled earth pony magic in the formula. Rarity uses it to keep the boutique clean.  · Scootareader
    3,327 words · 538 views  ·  43  ·  2