For the love of Celestia

Look at how many favorites I have. I am a two bit fave whore. Stop thanking me just because I faved your story. It doesn't even mean I liked it! Just that I may be interested in updates for now. There is no reason to thank me for a fave. It's complete lunacy!

Thank me for my "amazing" commenting ability or for writing "so many" inspiring stories. But for the love of Celestia please, no thanks for a fave. It just makes me feel bad, for not having anything else to give you that you feel worth mentioning.

I have a "real" blog here and my stories in-progress are mirrored too. (SHA-256 B5:EF:52:F9:13:13:12:81:AA:7A:CA:98:A9:58:22:8D:AE:99:7B:11:67:65:EA:FC:EF:0E:90:40:7B:DF:A4:14). You can email me directly at fimferret@critter.cloudns.org if you want.

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#147 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2413795 Noferret can resist the smell of shoe.

CDR
#146 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

I like your avatar.  It makes me smile.

#145 · 11w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2370839

In gratitude for thanking me I have prepared for you this special cupcake. Please eat the entire thing and ignore any off tastes. :pinkiecrazy:

#144 · 11w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the comment! :trollestia:

#143 · 14w, 1d ago · · ·

Stop thanking me just because I faved your story.

K. :twilightsmile:

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Never Write These

The following concepts are overused, ineffective, unappreciated or spoiled.

1) Impossible odds.

    ...except if the characters can overcome them.

2) Amnesia.

3) Ultraviolence.

4) Court Politics.

5) "I can totally make people like this unpopular concept."

6) Remarking in your story how “random” it is.

7) Chapters that are unrelated prompt based minifics.

8) Human finding a baby pony in a box.

9) Human in Ponyland.

10) Pony story without any actual ponies.

11) Alicorn OC.

12) Zombie Outbreak.

13) Vampires.

14) A mysterious new pony comes to Ponyville.

15) Any variants on the phrase "So, what do we do now?"

16) The kooky life of [insert name here]

17) Multiple personalities.

18) Infinite multiverse.

19) So-and-so loves such-and-such but will it work out??? (unless it doesn't)

20) Writing or drawing based cutie marks.

21) Crossovers with non-stories (card-games, vidya, etc)

22) Vidya.

23) Everyone loves/hates/gives all the attention to an OC

24) In the story summary:

1)     who is paired with whom

2)     “not your ordinary”

3)     a mysterious stranger

4)     "this is my first fic"

5)     telling us to read on

             especially to “find out”

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House of Horrors

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