For the love of Celestia

Look at how many favorites I have. I am a two bit fave whore. Stop thanking me just because I faved your story. It doesn't even mean I liked it! Just that I may be interested in updates for now. There is no reason to thank me for a fave. It's complete lunacy!

Thank me for my "amazing" commenting ability or for writing "so many" inspiring stories. But for the love of Celestia please, no thanks for a fave. It just makes me feel bad, for not having anything else to give you that you feel worth mentioning.

I have a "real" blog here and my stories in-progress are mirrored too. (SHA-256 B5:EF:52:F9:13:13:12:81:AA:7A:CA:98:A9:58:22:8D:AE:99:7B:11:67:65:EA:FC:EF:0E:90:40:7B:DF:A4:14). You can email me directly at if you want.

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#165 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2431955 Well if it makes you feel better, I finally got around to reading it, and it's great so far. Definitely provided me a lot of entertainment.

#164 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·


No, you're right. It's just... I kind of hoped the culmination of my life's work would be something other than a high school drama.

#163 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2431389 Well everything seems like a masterpiece compared to words I write when I'm bored

#162 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·


>Bloom Filter is my masterpiece


#161 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2431235 Possibly. You're reading my wordspew for some reason, and I'm reading your masterpiece, so that must count for something.

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Never Write These

The following concepts are overused, ineffective, unappreciated or spoiled.

1) Impossible odds.

    ...except if the characters can overcome them.

2) Amnesia.

3) Ultraviolence.

4) Court Politics.

5) "I can totally make people like this unpopular concept."

6) Remarking in your story how “random” it is.

7) Chapters that are unrelated prompt based minifics.

8) Human finding a baby pony in a box.

9) Human in Ponyland.

10) Pony story without any actual ponies.

11) Alicorn OC.

12) Zombie Outbreak.

13) Vampires.

14) A mysterious new pony comes to Ponyville.

15) Any variants on the phrase "So, what do we do now?"

16) The kooky life of [insert name here]

17) Multiple personalities.

18) Infinite multiverse.

19) So-and-so loves such-and-such but will it work out??? (unless it doesn't)

20) Writing or drawing based cutie marks.

21) Crossovers with non-stories (card-games, vidya, etc)

22) Vidya.

23) Everyone loves/hates/gives all the attention to an OC

24) In the story summary:

1)     who is paired with whom

2)     “not your ordinary”

3)     a mysterious stranger

4)     "this is my first fic"

5)     telling us to read on

             especially to “find out”


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  • T Tick

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House of Horrors

  • T Second Universe

    I leave a broken life behind to start a new one in Equestria. I find myself protecting the ponies of this world. However, I remain neutral to the ponies, not afraid to side against them. I will do anything to protect my friends and family.  · PyraFlare Bullet
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  • T The Banished Prince

    Fanged Doom - the third original alicorn that was banished many moons ago - has returned, and he is seeking vengeance for the wrongs his sisters have committed against him.  · Fanged Doom
    1,576 words · 300 views  ·  6  ·  34
  • E Rarity Discovers 409

    Applejack introduces Rarity to 409 cleaning spray, which has distilled earth pony magic in the formula. Rarity uses it to keep the boutique clean.  · Scootareader
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