Some random noob who can't write who's here anyway

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

All opinions expressed here are representative of a major corporation and not my own. I am your ultimate guide to riding horses, preferably the lewd kind.

Kill me.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Nothing to see here. Move along to the "Stories" section, please.

I am your God now.

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

What can I say, I love Luna.

still alive

i am your grandfathyer

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Hiroo my dearest friends! My Avatar was made by Johnjoseco. Check him out! He is really awesome!

I like to make fun of poor people.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

[shitposting loudly]

A rainbow dash lover i mean i love her, i mean i has a crush on her

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Message me if you would like to talk with me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can

"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father

Sierra-1138 of the UNSC Infinity. 14 year veteran of the Human-Covenant War. Recently settled on Equestria as part of a new diplomatic program named Daybreakers.

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

I'm a Danish citizen, I speak danish and really love eating danish too

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

very super famous male.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

I will follow you all

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

America enjoyer, NATO enthusiast, military history and geopolitics appreciator.

Something-something horse narrations.

Stuff

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.