A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Done.

Has an affinity for pancakes, waffles, and all manner of breakfast foods. Runs a bed and breakfast in the heart of Ponyville. Also hosts a weekly game of Myths and Mayhem. Avatar made by DarrianMH.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Makes ponies cry

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

A fellow traveler...