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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"You think you know me..."

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I am a brony from Massachusetts with Autism who enjoys MLP, Disney and writing!

Not a changeling.

Death of conversation

My name is Thomas Cross, and let it be known that the world did not break me.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

All hail the Luna Republic! Just don't tell Celestia I said that.

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Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

Masquerading as a man with a reason...

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Anything is possible in my own powerful mind