pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

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I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

There and back again.

You know how much I sacrificed?

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

Hey, I am a writer who just found this site. Read up on some stories if you want.

I'm a guy who writes amateur fanfiction about colorful ponies. It sucks. I'm constantly rewriting things because I know they suck, and I try to make them not suck. I'm thirteen; give me a break.

A published, rookie author with a love of ponies.Be warned, my fics tend to be nucking futz.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Such a saucy Pencill....

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫