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“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”

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This story is a sequel to Furry Contraband


Respect is one thing. But with respect comes with responsibility, and when somepony needs something escorted out of Equestria, guess who's responsible for it?

Equestria's favorite smuggling duo, that's who.

It was only a matter of time before their exploits caught the attention of some very powerful ponies. And so, forced out of retirement, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy must embark on another foray into the frowned upon side of the law. Only this time, they aren't smuggling weasels...

This time, they're working for them.

**Cover Art by DayDreamerPony on DeviantArt!

**Although there will be some reference to Furry Contraband 1, you don't necessarily have to read the first in order to enjoy this one!

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The Flim-Flam Brothers fully anticipated a couple of failures every now and then. It's not like it mattered. After all, there was still tons of opportunity to go around, right?

Not exactly. The little song-and-dance cider business never really panned out. After a nasty argument stemming from a particularly embarrassing failure, the two brothers decided it was best to split up and take their ideas elsewhere.

Well, one brother has hit the jackpot, while the other hasn't been so lucky. And now, after a long period of silence, the brothers find themselves meeting face-to-face once again. Only this time, they're not strictly talking business.

**Cover art by sophiecabra on Deviantart.

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…until she came along…

Life as a living legend isn't all it’s cracked up to be. Living in the wake of one isn't any easier. As they finally go their separate ways, Dash and Applejack begin to remember the way life was…and how it's all changed.

For the largest legends always cast the longest shadows.

A story chronicling the events after Twilight's coronation. Takes place after Season 3, assuming Season 4 never happened.

**Art by AeronJVL, for original story Contrail, by Alex Nuage.

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Fluttershy’s got a teesy-weensy bit of a secret. Nothing too bad, mind you. She’s not a psychotic killer, and she definitely doesn’t do anything…dirty. Unfortunately, what she does still teeters on the rather…frowned-upon side of the law. And to make matters worse, with the Royal Guards clamping down, she needs somepony to help her out.

And that’s where Rainbow Dash comes in. Of course, soon she’ll realize doing a friend favor sometimes isn’t all that easy. Especially when that friend runs an illegal animal smuggling operation out of the country.

But hey, if she gets caught…she’ll still look pretty darn good doing it.

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The Wonderbolts. Stunt flyers, elite protectors of Equestria, and by all accounts, the best of the best. So when the threat of war starts to brew beyond the borders of their kingdom, it's obvious who would be the first ones called upon to stop it. And the leader of the mission? None other than the fastest of them all, Rainbow Dash.

With the situation nearing closer and closer to a breaking point, Dash must call upon a few old names to help her out, including one unlikely ally. Once assembled, the team sets out to settle a conflict that could send three kingdoms into utter chaos. Sure, some may call them the best flyers in Equestria. But can the best of the best quell the might of an entire nation?

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The world is a big place with big problems, and frankly, the Elements of Harmony can't always be there to fix it. When a dark magic threatens the Crystal Kingdom, Princess Cadance is forced to bring together six complete strangers into a group called the Elements of Love. Unfortunately, battling an unknown entity together may not be the easiest thing for a couple of strangers to handle...

Pic from Akili-Amethyst on DeviantArt.

Gave this an AU tag, since this story was written before the Crystal Empire backstory was established. Assumes that the Crystal Empire has always been there, and Cadance ruled for quite some time.

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Celestia suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of Chrysalis. And to throw salt in the wound, her niece comes along and vanquishes the problem with (get this) love! With her subjects now doubting her absolute power, Celestia figures there's only one way to solve this. By challenging Cadence to a Magical Duel. What could possibly happen when two of the most powerful alicorns in Equestria square off in a destructive, grueling, exhausting, epic, explosive...oh wait...

Pic made by ElmoDesigns.

Rated Teen for Mild Profanity.

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A series of one-shots exploring the relationships of everyone's favorite colorful equines.

Ch.1: Scootaloo's had it rough. Living in the streets is hard for a young filly, especially on a cold black night such as this. But it takes this one fateful night for her to realize that the cure for loneliness can be as simple as a splash of color. Or should I say...six?

Ch.2: The Apple Sisters share an unparalleled bond. You won't find any other pair of siblings as dedicated and loving as these two. But where did this bond come from? Certainly it didn't just appear out of thin air. Perhaps there's more to it than just sisterly love...

Ch. 3: It's hard having a family that seems to always be busy. And it's even harder when your sister can be a real bitc-...drama queen sometimes. Sweetie Belle understands this more than anypony could ever know. But tonight, she'll find out a secret that could very well change the way she looks at her beloved family.

Ch. 4: Spike has known Twilight Sparkle for years, working tirelessly for his beloved friend. Today, Twilight Sparkle has to make a decision that, although small, may end up as one of the most important choices she has ever made.

Ch. 5: A few months after the Changeling invasion, the dark memory of being defeated by an evil queen is still fresh in Princess Celestia's mind. The rebuilding process isn't going to get anywhere without its leader, so Princess Luna decides to take matters into her own hooves.

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Rainbow Dash is the Element of Loyalty. It's her title, her honor, her life. She's supposed to be the most faithful, reliable, dependable, trusted pony in all of Equestria. And when an unexpected pegasus pays Dash a visit,at first she is thrilled. But when her loved one slowly begins to fit into her close-knit circle of friends, Dash finds herself feeling left out, and her loyalties being put to the test. And if there's one thing that she realizes, it's that nopony gets under your skin like family.

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Equestria is dying. A plague has swept through, turning millions into mindless zombies. In the midst of it are four ponies aimlessly wandering the country, watching the world crumble at their hooves. Hope is a luxury they cannot afford; all they have left are the clothes on their backs. Now they are fighting not for Equestria, not for harmony, but for their very survival. And they aren't even sure they can do that...But one thing's for sure, the apocalypse has never been more adorable.

I will have an OC play a major supporting role later on in the story. Just giving a heads up.

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