A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm back, I guess.

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I used to play Bass, now I’m an automotive photographer. My instagram is linked in my about tab if anyone cares to look at it.

I'm a guy who loves many things. Trains, planes, writing, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and especially ponies. I became a Brony on 9-1-2013, and my life's never been the same since then. I hope you enjoy my works.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Just some random person in their late 20's who loves girls in bondage :3

Hey everyone, BK here! Just wanted to give a quick word of thank you for your interest x3 If you want to help support me, check out this link! https://www.patreon.com/AidenFlack

I have many fetishes. Some darker than others.

Your one stop shop for badly-written clop

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

DeiStar

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.